I must say, of all the historical protests I’ve been to, this one was the most colorful and the most fun, and had the best music! There were so many rainbows, I was reminded of the Fairy Council everywhere I looked. The LGBT community really knows how to protest something. Although I keep getting called sir, so I’m not sure what that’s about.

You’d think I would be tired of marching after all these years, but I never back down from something I believe in. I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my time and committed many wrongs, but I’ll always stand on the right side of history.