1774, VERSAILLES

Dear Diary,

Lester and I were at the most amazing party last night at the Palace of Versailles! You know you’ve had a good time when you wake up on a chaise lounge floating in a fountain and have zero recollection of how you got there. That Marie Antoinette sure knows how to have a good time! It’s so sweet of her to keep inviting me to her parties, despite her in-laws’ opinions of me.