There’s nothing more healing after a breakup than pirating a ship full of men and bringing them to their knees. We stole our weight in gold and then buried it on exotic islands that only we knew existed.

We had some great times aboard that ship. We swore to one another we’d never return to shore and we’d live the rest of our lives on the water. Unfortunately, Anne’s ex-boyfriend, the pirate John “Calico Jack” Rackham, eventually caught up to us (it was his ship after all). Naturally, he and Anne ended up getting back together, and our sisterhood was never the same.

Mary stayed with Anne and John, but I had to leave. I loved the ocean, but I needed to return to my normal dual-dimensional life. Believe it or not, I was starting to miss Lester and the fairies.