Outroduction
A Few Final Words
Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end, and I’m afraid this book is no exception. This may be the only time you’ll come in contact with such profound wisdom, so do not be surprised if you experience a period of mourning and/or depression upon finishing it. But before you dive into the depths of withdrawal, let’s celebrate the time we shared by reviewing what I’ve taught you:
You learned the extent of my bravery and brilliance as I told you my heroic tale, and hopefully it inspired you to be courageous in your own life.
I taught you the importance of image and the proper methods of gaining and maintaining respect and admiration from your people.
You were warned to be cautious of flattery, for it may be laced with deception.
I told you how to carefully choose the people who work for you and to appoint only people who are perfect for the position.
I explained that the ideal relationship between a monarch and his or her citizens resembles that between man and man’s best friend.
When your enemies drag your name through the dirt, you can emerge covered in roses if you look for the flowers hidden in the field.
I showed you how learning from other people’s mistakes is just as important as learning from their achievements if you want a successful reputation.
I taught you that if you keep your annoyances close to your heart, you can use them as a shield.
You learned the necessary steps of planning for and hosting important figures, which will lead to prosperous relationships with your neighbors.
I’ve given you a list of literature I recommend so you may continue your education of politics and royalty.
Finally, I will leave you with the best piece of advice I’ve ever been given, and the source will surprise you. Cinderella once told me, “Remember, Red, it’s impossible to please everyone, so never make that a goal.”
I’m embarrassed to admit I actually agree with the rat whisperer. But if there’s one thing I’ve learned from my own balance of power and politics, of success and failure, of approval and disapproval, of luxury and responsibility, it’s this: You can’t please everyone, so make sure you please yourself!