SNOW CRASH

suntan. Then WorldBeat Security would come and arrest you. All that security-inducing light makes the Visa and MasterCard stickers on the driver’s-side window glow for a moment.

“Y.T. is card-carrying,” Y.T. says. “What does it cost to get off?”

“How come you keep calling yourself Whitey?” the second MetaCop says. Like many people of color, he has misconstrued her name.

“Not whitey. Y.T.,” The first MetaCop says.

“That’s what Y.T. is called,” Y.T. says.

“That’s what I said,” the second MetaCop says. “Whitey.”

“Y.T.,” the first one says, accenting the T so brutally that he throws a glittering burst of saliva against the windshield. “Let me. guess-Yolanda Truman?”

“Yvonne Thomas?”

“Whatsit stand for?”

“Nothing?’

Actually, it stands for Yours Truly, but if they can’t figure that out, fuck ‘em.

“You can’t afford it,” the first MetaCop says. “You’re going up against TMAWH here.”

“I don’t have to officially get off. I could just escape.”

“This is a class Unit. We don’t support escapes,” the first MetaCop says.

“Tell you what,” the second one says. “You pay us a trillion bucks and we’ll take you to a Hoosegow. Then you can bargain with them.”

“Half a trillion,” Y.T. says.

“Seven hundred and fifty billion,” the MetaCop says. “Final. Shit, you’re wearing cuffs, you can’t be bargaining with us.”

Y.T. unzips a pocket on the thigh of her coverall, pulls out the card with her clean hand, runs it through a slot on the back of the front seat, puts it back in her pocket.

____________ The Hoosegow looks like a nice new one. Y.T. has seen hotels that were worse places to sleep. Its logo sign, a