The Man Out of the Nose
At the intersection of two certain streets in that
part of San Francisco known by the rather loosely applied name of
North Beach,30 is a vacant lot, which is rather more
nearly level than is usually the case with lots, vacant or
otherwise, in that region. Immediately at the back of it, to the
south, however, the ground slopes steeply upward, the acclivity
broken by three terraces cut into the soft rock. It is a place for
goats and poor persons, several families of each class having
occupied it jointly and amicably “from the foundation of the city.”
One of the humble habitations of the lowest terrace is noticeable
for its rude resemblance to the human face, or rather to such a
simulacrum of it as a boy might cut out of a hollowed pumpkin,
meaning no offense to his race. The eyes are two circular windows,
the nose is a door, the mouth an aperture caused by removal of a
board below. There are no doorsteps. As a face, this house is too
large; as a dwelling, too small. The blank, unmeaning stare of its
lid-less and browless eyes is uncanny.
Sometimes a man steps out of the nose, turns,
passes the place where the right ear should be and making his way
through the throng of children and goats obstructing the narrow
walk between his neighbors’ doors and the edge of the terrace gains
the street by descending a flight of rickety stairs. Here he pauses
to consult his watch and the stranger who happens to pass wonders
why such a man as that can care what is the hour. Longer
observations would show that the time of day is an important
element in the man’s movements, for it is at precisely two o’clock
in the afternoon that he comes forth 365 times in every year.
Having satisfied himself that he has made no
mistake in the hour he replaces the watch and walks rapidly
southward up the street two squares, turns to the right and as he
approaches the next corner fixes his eyes on an upper window in a
three-story building across the way. This is a somewhat dingy
structure, originally of red brick and now gray. It shows the touch
of age and dust. Built for a dwelling, it is now a factory. I do
not know what is made there; the things that are commonly made in a
factory, I suppose. I only know that at two o’clock in the
afternoon of every day but Sunday it is full of activity and
clatter; pulsations of some great engine shake it and there are
recurrent screams of wood tormented by the saw. At the window on
which the man fixes an intensely expectant gaze nothing ever
appears; the glass, in truth, has such a coating of dust that it
has long ceased to be transparent. The man looks at it without
stopping; he merely keeps turning his head more and more backward
as he leaves the building behind. Passing along to the next corner,
he turns to the left, goes round the block, and comes back till he
reaches the point diagonally across the street from the factory—a
point on his former course, which he then retraces, looking
frequently backward over his right shoulder at the window while it
is in sight. For many years he has not been known to vary his route
nor to introduce a single innovation into his action. In a quarter
of an hour he is again at the mouth of his dwelling, and a woman,
who has for some time been standing in the nose, assists him to
enter. He is seen no more until two o’clock the next day.
The woman is his wife. She supports herself and him
by washing for the poor people among whom they live, at rates which
destroy Chinese and domestic competition.
This man is about fifty-seven years of age, though
he looks greatly older. His hair is dead white. He wears no beard,
and is always newly shaven. His hands are clean, his nails well
kept. In the matter of dress he is distinctly superior to his
position, as indicated by his surroundings and the business of his
wife. He is, indeed, very neatly, if not quite fashionably, clad.
His silk hat has a date no earlier than the year before the last,
and his boots, scrupulously polished, are innocent of patches. I am
told that the suit which he wears during his daily excursions of
fifteen minutes is not the one that he wears at home. Like
everything else that he has, this is provided and kept in repair by
the wife, and is renewed as frequently as her scanty means
permit.
Thirty years ago John Hardshaw and his wife lived
on Rincon Hill31 in one of the finest residences of that
once aristocratic quarter. He had once been a physician, but having
inherited a considerable estate from his father concerned himself
no more about the ailments of his fellow-creatures and found as
much work as he cared for in managing his own affairs. Both he and
his wife were highly cultivated persons, and their house was
frequented by a small set of such men and women as persons of their
tastes would think worth knowing. So far as these knew, Mr. and
Mrs. Hardshaw lived happily together; certainly the wife was
devoted to her handsome and accomplished husband and exceedingly
proud of him.
Among their acquaintances were the Barwells—man,
wife and two young children—of Sacramento. Mr. Barwell was a civil
and mining engineer, whose duties took him much from home and
frequently to San Francisco. On these occasions his wife commonly
accompanied him and passed much of her time at the house of her
friend, Mrs. Hardshaw, always with her two children, of whom Mrs.
Hardshaw, childless herself, grew fond. Unluckily, her husband grew
equally fond of their mother—a good deal fonder. Still more
unluckily, that attractive lady was less wise than weak.
At about three o’clock one autumn morning Officer
No. 13 of the Sacramento police saw a man stealthily leaving the
rear entrance of a gentleman’s residence and promptly arrested him.
The man—who wore a slouch hat and shaggy overcoat—offered the
policeman one hundred, then five hundred, then one thousand dollars
to be released. As he had less than the first mentioned sum on his
person the officer treated his proposal with virtuous contempt.
Before reaching the station the prisoner agreed to give him a check
for ten thousand dollars and remain ironed in the willows along the
river bank until it should be paid. As this only provoked new
derision he would say no more, merely giving an obviously
fictitious name. When he was searched at the station nothing of
value was found on him but a miniature portrait of Mrs. Barwell—the
lady of the house at which he was caught. The case was set with
costly diamonds; and something in the quality of the man’s linen
sent a pang of unavailing regret through the severely incorruptible
bosom of Officer No. 13. There was nothing about the prisoner’s
clothing nor person to identify him and he was booked for burglary
under the name that he had given, the honorable name of John K.
Smith. The K. was an inspiration upon which, doubtless, he greatly
prided himself.
In the mean time the mysterious disappearance of
John Hardshaw was agitating the gossips of Rincon Hill in San
Francisco, and was even mentioned in one of the newspapers. It did
not occur to the lady whom that journal considerately described as
his “widow,” to look for him in the city prison at Sacramento—a
town which he was not known ever to have visited. As John K. Smith
he was arraigned and, waiving examination, committed for
trial.
About two weeks before the trial, Mrs. Hardshaw,
accidentally learning that her husband was held in Sacramento under
an assumed name on a charge of burglary, hastened to that city
without daring to mention the matter to any one and presented
herself at the prison, asking for an interview with her husband,
John K. Smith. Haggard and ill with anxiety, wearing a plain
traveling wrap which covered her from neck to foot, and in which
she had passed the night on the steamboat, too anxious to sleep,
she hardly showed for what she was, but her manner pleaded for her
more strongly than anything that she chose to say in evidence of
her right to admittance. She was permitted to see him alone.
What occurred during that distressing interview has
never transpired; but later events prove that Hardshaw had found
means to subdue her will to his own. She left the prison, a
broken-hearted woman, refusing to answer a single question, and
returning to her desolate home renewed, in a half-hearted way, her
inquiries for her missing husband. A week later she was herself
missing: she had “gone back to the States”—nobody knew any more
than that.
On his trial the prisoner pleaded guilty—“by advice
of his counsel,” so his counsel said. Nevertheless, the judge, in
whose mind several unusual circumstances had created a doubt,
insisted on the district attorney placing Officer No. 13 on the
stand, and the deposition of Mrs. Barwell, who was too ill to
attend, was read to the jury. It was very brief: she knew nothing
of the matter except that the likeness of herself was her property,
and had, she thought, been left on the parlor table when she had
retired on the night of the arrest. She had intended it as a
present to her husband, then and still absent in Europe on business
for a mining company.
This witness’s manner when making the deposition at
her residence was afterward described by the district attorney as
most extraordinary. Twice she had refused to testify, and once,
when the deposition lacked nothing but her signature, she had
caught it from the clerk’s hands and torn it in pieces. She had
called her children to the bedside and embraced them with streaming
eyes, then suddenly sending them from the room, she verified her
statement by oath and signature, and fainted—“slick away,” said the
district attorney. It was at that time that her physician, arriving
upon the scene, took in the situation at a glance and grasping the
representative of the law by the collar chucked him into the street
and kicked his assistant after him. The insulted majesty of the law
was not vindicated; the victim of the indignity did not even
mention anything of all this in court. He was ambitious to win his
case, and the circumstances of the taking of that deposition were
not such as would give it weight if related; and after all, the man
on trial had committed an offense against the law’s majesty only
less heinous than that of the irascible physician.
By suggestion of the judge the jury rendered a
verdict of guilty; there was nothing else to do, and the prisoner
was sentenced to the penitentiary for three years. His counsel, who
had objected to nothing and had made no plea for lenity—had, in
fact, hardly said a word—wrung his client’s hand and left the room.
It was obvious to the whole bar that he had been engaged only to
prevent the court from appointing counsel who might possibly insist
on making a defense.
John Hardshaw served out his term at San Quentin,
and when discharged was met at the prison gates by his wife, who
had returned from “the States” to receive him. It is thought they
went straight to Europe; anyhow, a general power-of-attorney to a
lawyer still living among us—from whom I have many of the facts of
this simple history—was executed in Paris. This lawyer in a short
time sold everything that Hardshaw owned in California, and for
years nothing was heard of the unfortunate couple; though many to
whose ears had come vague and inaccurate intimations of their
strange story, and who had known them, recalled their personality
with tenderness and their misfortunes with compassion.
Some years later they returned, both broken in
fortune and spirits and he in health. The purpose of their return I
have not been able to ascertain. For some time they lived, under
the name of Johnson, in a respectable enough quarter south of
Market Street, pretty well out, and were never seen away from the
vicinity of their dwelling. They must have had a little money left,
for it is not known that the man had any occupation, the state of
his health probably not permitting. The woman’s devotion to her
invalid husband was matter of remark among their neighbors; she
seemed never absent from his side and always supporting and
cheering him. They would sit for hours on one of the benches in a
little public park, she reading to him, his hand in hers, her light
touch occasionally visiting his pale brow, her still beautiful eyes
frequently lifted from the book to look into his as she made some
comment on the text, or closed the volume to beguile his mood with
talk of—what? Nobody ever overheard a conversation between these
two. The reader who has had the patience to follow their history to
this point may possibly find a pleasure in conjecture: there was
probably something to be avoided. The bearing of the man was one of
profound dejection; indeed, the unsympathetic youth of the
neighborhood, with that keen sense for visible characteristics
which ever distinguishes the young male of our species, sometimes
mentioned him among themselves by the name of Spoony Glum.
It occurred one day that John Hardshaw was
possessed by the spirit of unrest. God knows what led him whither
he went, but he crossed Market Street and held his way northward
over the hills, and downward into the region known as North Beach.
Turning aimlessly to the left he followed his toes along an
unfamiliar street until he was opposite what for that period was a
rather grand dwelling, and for this is a rather shabby factory.
Casting his eyes casually upward he saw at an open window what it
had been better that he had not seen—the face and figure of Elvira
Barwell. Their eyes met. With a sharp exclamation, like the cry of
a startled bird, the lady sprang to her feet and thrust her body
half out of the window, clutching the casing on each side. Arrested
by the cry, the people in the street below looked up. Hardshaw
stood motionless, speechless, his eyes two flames. “Take care!”
shouted some one in the crowd, as the woman strained further and
further forward, defying the silent, implacable law of gravitation,
as once she had defied that other law which God thundered from
Sinai.32 The suddenness of her movements had tumbled a
torrent of dark hair down her shoulders, and now it was blown about
her cheeks, almost concealing her face. A moment so, and then—! A
fearful cry rang through the street, as, losing her balance, she
pitched headlong from the window, a confused and whirling mass of
skirts, limbs, hair, and white face, and struck the pavement with a
horrible sound and a force of impact that was felt a hundred feet
away. For a moment all eyes refused their office and turned from
the sickening spectacle on the sidewalk. Drawn again to that
horror, they saw it strangely augmented. A man, hatless, seated
flat upon the paving stones, held the broken, bleeding body against
his breast, kissing the mangled cheeks and streaming mouth through
tangles of wet hair, his own features indistinguishably crimson
with the blood that half-strangled him and ran in rills from his
soaken beard.
The reporter’s task is nearly finished. The
Barwells had that very morning returned from a two years’ absence
in Peru. A week later the widower, now doubly desolate, since there
could be no missing the significance of Hardshaw’s horrible
demonstration, had sailed for I know not what distant port; he has
never come back to stay. Hardshaw—as Johnson no longer—passed a
year in the Stockton asylum for the insane, where also, through the
influence of pitying friends, his wife was admitted to care for
him. When he was discharged, not cured but harmless, they returned
to the city; it would seem ever to have had some dreadful
fascination for them. For a time they lived near the Mission
Dolores,33 in poverty only less abject than that which
is their present lot; but it was too far away from the objective
point of the man’s daily pilgrimage. They could not afford car
fare. So that poor devil of an angel from Heaven—wife to this
convict and lunatic—obtained, at a fair enough rental, the
blank-faced shanty on the lower terrace of Goat Hill.34
Thence to the structure that was a dwelling and is a factory the
distance is not so great; it is, in fact, an agreeable walk,
judging from the man’s eager and cheerful look as he takes it. The
return journey appears to be a trifle wearisome.