Chapter Eleven
“Wait—you want to throw a party on my
construction site?”
“I think it’s a splendid idea.”
“A party? With, like,
children?”
I gaped at Graham, expecting the former safety
inspector to step in and rescue me. He just smiled and gave a
little half shrug. So much for gallantry.
“I’d love for you to take a look at the plans as
they develop,” Elena said. “Obviously we’ll work around you.”
“Just when is this shindig supposed to take
place?”
“Next Monday—Quinn’s actual birthday. That’s why
she asked for my help. She couldn’t accomplish what she wanted in
such a short time frame. I happened to be available—I’d just had a
cancellation—and this will be a small affair, and after all, who
has a party on a Monday? And we really just clicked, so it
all fell together. I know it’s a bit unorthodox, but you’ll see.
It’ll be fun!”
First ghosts, then a neighbor’s murder, now a
children’s party. What had happened to my job site? I glared at
Graham, who looked relieved when someone called his name. He
hurried off. Coward.
Elena smiled, her teeth so white she looked like a
toothpaste ad. “Isn’t Graham darling? So manly. Not exactly tuxedo
material, but I’ll rectify that soon enough.”
“Think so?”
“You wait and see.”
At long last, Dad returned with a Chardonnay for
Elena and a vodka martini for me.
“Lovely to meet you, Bill. And so nice to meet you,
too, Mel. I’m looking forward to our working together.”
She drifted off to join Graham. I downed a good
portion of my martini.
“What the hell happened?” Dad said. He’d been
angling for me and Graham to get together ever since Graham shut
down one of my job sites months ago. “How’d you let him get a
girlfriend?”
“I was supposed to keep him locked in a tower? I’m
not in charge of the man’s love life, Dad.”
The house phone rang just then, signaling Stan’s
imminent arrival. Dad, Caleb, and I rushed around switching off the
lights, and the guests scurried to hide behind sofas and chairs.
When the door swung open and Stan rolled in, everyone leapt out and
yelled “Surprise!” Stan faked having a heart attack, a big grin on
his face. I had to hand it to him: He did an admirable job of
pretending to be shocked.
After greeting his guests, Stan came over to me.
“Great party, Mel. Much obliged for all the trouble you went to,
and I mean that. Soooo, who’s the woman with Graham?”
“Party planner.”
“She planned this party?”
“No, that’s what she does for a living.”
“Okay, let me rephrase: What’s she doing with
Graham?”
“I don’t want to think about what she does with
Graham, if you don’t mind.”
Stan let out a silent whistle.
Caleb joined us. “Who’s the ho with Graham?”
“Caleb, that’s not nice.”
“So who is she?” he asked, helping himself to a
root beer.
“Party planner,” said Stan.
“What’s he doing with a party planner?” Caleb said.
“I thought you liked him, Mel.”
“Why do you all think that I’m the man’s social
secretary?” I could hear a screechy note in my voice. This whole
situation was rapidly veering toward the pathetic.
I refreshed my drink, found a spot partially hidden
by the arched entrance to the living room, leaned against a wall,
and observed the party. Luckily for me, Stan’s friends didn’t
require a hands-on hostess, and Dad was there at the ready to keep
everyone happy. They ate and drank and traded stories, filling the
old farmhouse with energy and life.
Good thing they weren’t depending on me to set the
tone of the evening.
Just then my friend Luz arrived. I love Luz, but
she’s the type of woman who arrives late to surprise parties. After
dropping a small gift on the pile in the dining room, giving Stan a
big kiss, and, after flirting with a blushing Raul, she got herself
a drink and leaned against the wall next to me.
“So. Who’s the chick with the Louis Vuitton
handbag?”
“I wouldn’t know a Louis Vuitton from a Louis
L’Amour, as you well know.“
“Okaaaay,” she said, looking at me sideways,
holding back a smile.
Luz and I met years ago, when she took my course on
anthropological field methods. The anthropology didn’t stick, and
Luz pursued sociology instead, where she didn’t have to get her
hands dirty. She now taught social workers at San Francisco State.
Luz knew everything there was to know about psychological
conditions and how to treat them. She didn’t have clients, though,
because she didn’t like to hear people “whine about their
problems.” Luckily for our friendship, she made an exception for
me.
“But if you’re asking about the only woman under
sixty at this party besides you, me, and the women steaming
tamales, she’s Elena Driscoll.”
“And this Elena Driscoll is
with . . .?”
“The man standing next to her.”
“Ah. The man you were going to make a play for
tonight.”
I sipped my drink.
“Graham,” she clarified.
I sighed.
“You’re mooning,” she said.
“I’m not mooning. I’m contemplating the joys
of a solitary Left Bank existence.”
“Not that old saw again. Face it, Mel, you are
not moving to France.”
“I am. Just as soon as things settle down around
here, I am.”
“Uh-huh.” Luz scored a plate of tamales from a man
passing them out and dug in, gesticulating with her plastic fork.
“You do realize, don’t you, that things will never ‘settle
down.’”
“I’m not listening.”
“She’s pretty enough,” Luz said in a thoughtful
tone, taking a big bite. “Probably smart, too, if Graham is with
her.”
I glared at her.
“I mean, we don’t like her. Obviously.”
“Obviously.”
“What’s to like?”
“Thank you.”
“You know who you should go after? That Zach
guy.”
“Zach? Zach Malinski? The man who kidnapped
me six months ago?”
She shrugged. “Kidnap’s a little strong, isn’t it?
I’m just saying, he was pretty cute. I liked his energy. And he
sure liked you.”
“He liked the gun. Anyway, even if he weren’t a
criminal, he’s nine years my junior.”
“So? My mom’s fourteen years younger than my dad.
How come it’s okay when the guy’s the older one?”
“Because men are generally less mature than women?
I don’t know. I’m not sure it is okay. I’m
just . . . I can’t imagine going out with someone
not even thirty.”
“I can’t imagine walking on the moon. Doesn’t mean
I wouldn’t try it if the situation presented itself.”
“I’ll be sure to let NASA know you’re ready to
go.”
“I’ve heard younger men have certain advantages
that older men lack.”
“Experience not being among them.”
Luz laughed. “Okay, chica. I just hate to
see you grumpy. That’s all.”
“I’m always grumpy. Besides, at the moment I’m more
pissed than grumpy.”
“At Graham?”
“At myself.”
“Give yourself a break. You’ve had a few things
going on. As my papa used to say, ‘mejor un pedo entre amigos
que el cólico solo.’”
“You lost me after ‘mejor.’”
“It means . . . actually, it’s
better in Spanish. Seems downright rude in English, now that I
think about it. Point is, enjoy your friends and relax. Don’t worry
so much. It’ll all work out in the end.”
“Think so?”
“I’m a mental health professional. I know these
things. Oh hey, is that Caleb? I’m going to go say hi.”
I meandered into the kitchen to fetch paper party
plates and plastic forks for the cake. Then it dawned on me: I’d
forgotten to get birthday candles. We must have some around here
somewhere . . . I started yanking out drawers,
searching them, and slamming them back. The near-violent level of
force felt good.
“You okay?” I looked up at the sound of the voice.
Graham.
“Sure. The party’s going well, don’t you think?” I
was determined to keep things light between us. What was I going to
do at this point—confess to a little-girl crush? “Did you try the
tamales?”
“Had to stop myself at three.”
I slammed another drawer shut.
“You sure you’re okay?”
“Why wouldn’t I be?” I yanked open one more drawer,
pushed a bunch of junk around, and voila, five little birthday
candles in a very old box. I put them into the cake.
“I heard about what happened across the street from
the Daleys’ today.” He searched my face. “This isn’t the first time
this has happened to you.”
As unsettling as it was to talk about murder, it
beat discussing romance, I thought. Or was that weird?
“It didn’t happen ‘to me.’ I had nothing to do with
it.”
He nodded. Our gazes held for too long, as they
almost always did. This is ridiculous, I chided myself.
Say something real to the man. I opened my mouth to speak
when Caleb stuck his head in from the dining room.
“Almost ready for the cake?” he asked in a loud
whisper.
I nodded. “Give me two minutes, then turn out the
lights.”
He ducked back out.
Graham helped me light the candles.
“So, Graham, a party on a job site? Really?”
He had the good grace to look sheepish.
“I already tried to talk her out of it, but she and
Katenka are determined.”
“I take it you introduced them?”
“My bad. And I’m sorry I didn’t mention her
before.”
“Why would you? None of my business.”
“Maybe I like to think you might be interested in
my business.”
“I don’t tell you about my love life.” Not
that I had one.
Graham hesitated, as though he wanted to say
something else. But he didn’t.
In the other room, the lights went out and the
crowd began to sing “Happy Birthday.”
“All right then, tiger.” Graham gave me a crooked
smile. “Hang in there.”
He reached out one hand and . . .
ruffled my hair. Swear to God.
“Make yourself useful,” I said, since it was either
order the man around or inflict bodily harm. “Carry the
cake.”
I woke up the next morning in a foul mood, equal
parts hangover and regret. I took two Excedrin, fended off my
father’s loving offers of breakfast in favor of an extra-large
travel mug of French roast, tossed my satchel and Dog into the car,
and tried to throw myself into work.
After the usual round of phone calls I met with the
engineer for a hillside project in Marin; the “renovation” had
begun with an avalanche of engineering reports and technical
drawings. This was earthquake country, after all. The structural
issues were beyond the scope of Turner Construction’s capability;
we did foundation work on many jobs, but this project’s steep grade
required sophisticated engineering and heavy machinery. I was
coordinating the work, helping to bridge the gap between the
structural engineers and the architect, all the while keeping in
mind the long-term goal of transforming the early 1960s beach shack
into a graceful Prairie-style home.
Back at Cheshire House by midmorning, I met with
the landscape architect.
Dog, tail wagging, checked out the smells while
Claire, the landscape architect, and I stood assessing the
backyard. Aside from a row of dusty cypress trees at the back,
remnants of an old brick walkway, and a surviving bush here and
there, it was nothing but holes, piles of dirt, and whatever hardy
weeds had grown since the winter rains. The surrounding wood fence
was gray and cracked with age.
“Did they try to rototill it or something?” Claire
asked in her smoky voice. She was young, dressed like a tattooed,
gothic-inspired hipster, and swore and drank whiskey like a sailor.
But she was one of the best landscape designers I had ever
met—creative, flexible, and great with clients.
“I was told they dug up some cat remains.”
“Ew. Why?”
“I honestly don’t know.”
Did the police use the remains as evidence in their
case against Hettie? And what could cat remains tell a person,
anyway? Did they even perform autopsies on cats? It seemed hard to
believe they would bother, in these days of budget shortfalls. The
charges had been reduced to mere probation, so it wasn’t as if they
brought her case to trial. But Hettie said “the law” had dug up the
yard. . . . I wondered if it would sound too trivial
if I called Inspector Crawford and asked her about it. Probably. I
couldn’t imagine cat remains were high up on the list of things to
worry about during a homicide investigation.
While Claire took some final measurements, I
searched the entire perimeter of the house, looking for small
crevices or cracks where a cat might enter the walls from the
outside. Dog helped, sniffing along behind me. Neither of us found
any access points, much less actual cats.
Claire got the information she needed, said she’d
call Jim and Katenka to make an appointment to go over design
drawings as soon as she had them, and took off in her beat-up
Jeep.
When I opened the door to go back in the house, Dog
ran straight for the basement stairs.
“Out of luck, pal. The baby’s out with his mom,” I
called after him, as though he spoke English.
I was about to head upstairs to consult with Raul
when I heard Dog barking wildly.
“Stupid dog,” I muttered to myself, heading for the
stairs to the basement apartment.
If Katenka had returned, she wouldn’t be pleased
about the noise. Dog barked as much when he was happy as when he
was on guard. So I imagined he might have found the baby and would
be licking him all over, while Quinn giggled and Katenka
ineffectually clapped her hands at him.
Just then Dog came tearing back up the steps.
His tail was between his legs, and he was soaking
wet.