Chapter Two
I stifled the urge to abandon my client and
hightail it out of there. Self-preservation is a powerful, if at
times undignified, instinct.
My heart beating a crazy tattoo against my ribs, I
took a deep breath and gave myself a stern talking-to: Keep
calm, Mel. Last time, the ghost didn’t hurt anyone. If anything, he
helped. Why would this time be any different? It’s just trying to
make contact. Maybe it senses that you feel more, see more,
than the average visitor.
The footprints came together and stopped, as though
someone were standing right in front of us.
“What is it?” Fear made my voice shrill. I
tried to steady myself. “What do you want?”
Silence. I hadn’t really expected an answer, but it
was worth a shot.
Checking compulsively over my shoulder, I dragged
Katenka to a horsehair settee that had been left by the former
tenants, and eased her onto the dusty cushions as gently as I
could. She moaned, stretching her arms over her head, her lips
forming a Mona Lisa smile. The gesture and the smile were so
sensuous—and so unlike her—that I was doubly shaken.
I straightened and surveyed the dining room, paying
attention to my peripheral vision. The last ghost I had seen
disappeared when I looked straight at him, only appearing in my
side vision, or in the reflection of a mirror. Ever since odd
events had started plaguing this job site, I had been driving
myself crazy searching the premises out of the corners of my
eyes.
I saw nothing. Nothing but the tracks in the dust.
They weren’t boot prints, but footprints—bare footprints. They were
large, as if made by a grown man; here and there were droplets as
though the . . . entity . . .
had just stepped out of a bath.
But there weren’t any new ones once they came
together.
Last time this had happened to me, I was the only
one who could see the ghost. He hadn’t left any physical signs,
hadn’t even opened doors, just appeared at random. Despite my
research, I wasn’t that familiar with different sorts of ethereal
apparitions. For all I knew they grew in power over time, like the
vampires of lore. And maybe they loved to soak in the tub.
Seems I would be going up against some spirits.
Again.
But I would not do it alone. I had learned
that much, at least. This time, I was calling in backup from the
start. Since I knew I wasn’t hallucinating, I refused to be shy
about asking for help. Awkward, maybe—reluctant, definitely—but not
shy.
I stood over Katenka, pondering what my next move
should be. Call Jim? Hire a psychic? What I really wanted was to
rent a U-Haul and get this young family out of here before
dusk.
The back of my neck tingled.
In my peripheral vision, I saw a black, amorphous
shape. And felt a wave of dread, and rage, wash over me.
As soon as I looked straight at it, it
disappeared.
It left me feeling off-kilter, uncentered, as
though looking into the distortions of a funhouse mirror. It was
hard to know what was real, and what was not. This was nothing like
the last ghost I had seen.
I reached down and shook Katenka, calling her
name.
“Mm . . . wha . . .”
She opened her eyes and, after a long moment, focused on me. Fear
returned to her face as she scanned the room. Seeing nothing, she
relaxed into the cushions and fixed me with an accusatory glare.
“You saw it, no?”
I nodded.
“I think you must stop this project.”
“But . . . we’re nowhere near
finished.”
“Is fine. I live in worse in Russia, believe me. I
have placed the amulets and magic water in our bedroom and the
baby’s; nothing has happened in there. In there we are safe. I will
talk to Jim to stop renovation. Then ghosts will be quiet.”
“Wouldn’t it make more sense if you and Jim moved
out for the interim?”
She held up a delicate palm, closed her eyes, and
took a shaky breath. “No, this is not possible. I have told you
before, Jim will not even discuss it—he says we must live in our
home to create . . . tradition and stability for the
baby. Jim says this is our home and we stay here, forever.”
“Forever” seemed like a chilling word to bandy
about at the moment. If the ghosts were indeed malevolent and
threatening, I sure wouldn’t want to spend the night under the same
roof with them. Especially not with a child.
“But if there’s something here, something
unsettled, or dangerous—”
“If you stop construction, perhaps the spirits go
back to sleep. Or if they do not—perhaps we must sell, find
someplace else for our forever home for baby. I will talk to
Jim.”
“Sell? Now?”
“Perhaps is best.”
“Katenka, please, we might be able to figure
something out—”
I should have saved my breath.
She was already heading downstairs to talk to her
husband, the man who couldn’t refuse her anything.
I drooped onto the lumpy settee. A moment ago I had
been contemplating running away from the house myself. But apart
from the obvious financial ramifications of shutting down the
job—Turner Construction employed a crew of seven full-time workers,
as well as numerous subcontractors—a Queen Anne like Cheshire House
was one of a kind.
I had been itching to return this place to its
former glory from the first moment I laid eyes on it. As had Jim
Daley. He told me he had searched for a Queen Anne of this
magnitude and historic import for more than a year, only to find it
right down the street from where he used to live, in a duplex on
Union Street.
Unlike many grand homes, Cheshire House survived
the 1906 earthquake and fire that devastated San Francisco. Built
of solid redwood brought by ship from the lush old-growth forests
that used to thrive along California’s rugged north coast, a home
of this stature showcased the skill and dedication of
turn-of-the-century workers: Italian mold makers, Polish
stonecutters, Irish carpenters, Mexican builders, Chinese laborers.
It had the beautiful arches and tall ceilings common to Victorians,
but its copious gingerbread moldings made it a rare treasure. San
Francisco boasts some fabulous Italianate and Stick Victorian
homes, but the Queen Annes reign as the city’s true royalty.
Whoever the original owners were, they had spent a
fortune building the home. And it had been the recipient of the
love and care of scores of talented workers whose energy had seeped
into its very walls.
I love old houses. Passionately. I’m driven to
preserve them for the future, for the environment, for our
children. I understand them.
But Katenka didn’t want to live with ghosts, and I
couldn’t blame her. Not to mention the alleged death threats from
beyond the grave.
Time for some serious ghost busting.
Since I’d been through this once before, at least I
now knew who to call. I rang Realtor Brittany Humm, of Humm’s
Haunted Houses, and asked her to meet me tomorrow for lunch and
ghost-talk.
“Lovely!” she gushed. “I was hoping you’d be
contacted again! I’m so excited!”
“Yeah. . . . Me, too,” I lied.
Rather than intrude on Jim and Katenka’s private
discussion, I decided to let it go until morning. Jim loved this
house so much I doubted he’d be willing to sell, even for the wife
he adored. So the real question was whether or not I could get them
to vacate while I rid the place of ghosts . . .
presuming I figured out how to do that. Which was a rather large
presumption.
After gathering my paperwork and tucking it into my
satchel, I turned off the lights and locked the front door behind
me.
As I descended the stone steps to the street, I
spotted an apparition only slightly less frightening than ghostly
footprints and black shadowy figures: Emile Blunt.
Super. The perfect ending to a perfect
day.
Emile owned the upholstery shop across the street
and though he wasn’t quite as old as the building that housed his
business, he was at least as broken down and crotchety. Like a
tough old rooster, he led with his chest when he was bothered, and
he was bothered a lot. The Daleys’ construction project had
irritated him from the start, and he wanted everyone to understand
the extent of his frustration.
I used to nod and try to be pleasant, but lately I
just avoided him. I moved quickly toward my car, hoping to outrun
yet another of his tirades.
I almost made it—I was reaching for the door handle
when I heard Emile’s gruff voice behind me.
“Miss Turner.”
Giving in to the inevitable, I turned around and
forced a polite smile.
“Mr. Blunt, how are you today?”
“Not well. Not well at all. How long am I going to
have to put up with this?”
“I’m sorry about the inconvenience, but—”
“I’m filing a complaint with the city.”
I gritted my teeth. “You can if you wish, of
course, but it won’t do you any good. We have all the necessary
work permits, and we’re following the time guidelines, doing more
than we’re required to by law, even. I’m sorry you’re unhappy, but
construction projects always involve some noise and mess. We’re
doing everything we can to hurry things along and cause a minimum
of—”
“Screw your minimum.”
“Okaaaay,” I said, wondering where to take it from
there. If my practiced “please be patient and reasonable” speech
wasn’t cutting it, I didn’t have a lot of other tricks up my
sleeve.
Neighborhood relations are an ongoing concern for
those of us doing residential renovation, but sooner or later just
about every homeowner in San Francisco will undertake some sort of
home improvement—a new roof, backyard landscaping, plumbing
repairs, foundation work—and will need to call upon the patience of
their neighbors. Most folks seem to realize this and suffer in
silence, knowing their turn will come.
Emile Blunt was not one of these. One look at his
front room was all it took to realize he hadn’t so much as changed
his curtains in the decades he had owned his shop.
He seemed to regroup, relaxing his aggressive
stance and even attempting a gap-toothed smile. “If you would come
inside for a minute, we could talk. Please.”
I hesitated. I was tired and grumpy and preoccupied
with ghosts. But Emile was old and grumpy and worried about
lord-knows-what. Plus, he was a neighbor, and my elder, and he’d
said please. I’m a sucker for “please.”
Besides, it was almost Christmas, so I was trying
extra hard to be nice. With a sigh, I followed him into his
upholstery shop.
A rusty bell let out a lonely little tinkle as we
passed through the door.
I always introduce myself to the neighbors at the
start of any project, so I had been inside the upholstery shop once
before. It was even worse than I remembered. Glancing around, I
tried to avoid breathing.
The room stank of must, mildew, and something far
worse. Thick bolts of dusty fabric stood in every corner; hundreds
of sample books and loose fabric swatches littered the tables and
hung from nails along the back wall. The main source of light was
the tepid incandescence of a bare bulb hanging from a carved and
gilded ceiling medallion that had once featured a grand chandelier.
Thick cobwebs claimed every corner, the patterned wallpaper was
water-stained and peeling away from the dirty plaster walls, and
scarred wainscoting ringed the room, occasional panels cracked or
missing altogether. Every horizontal surface was covered in fuzz,
feathers, and filth.
“Nice place,” I said.
Emile snorted.
A red fox sitting atop a worktable scowled at me,
and I jumped before realizing it was stuffed and mounted.
Upholstery was Emile’s bread and butter, but he was also an amateur
taxidermist. A stuffed tortoiseshell cat sat upon the mantel of a
long-unused fireplace, next to several ceramic feline figurines. It
was one of a variety of small animals that stared down from their
perches with glassy, unseeing eyes. Around the cat’s neck was a
glittery rhinestone collar sporting a large metal charm. The
decorative detail made its stuffed presence even sadder.
I couldn’t understand how Emile managed to find
customers who didn’t mind having their antique Stickley sofas
reupholstered alongside a stuffed California turkey vulture, but
Emile was surprisingly slick. Plus his rates were really, really
cheap for Union Street, a neighborhood known more for chic
restaurants and wine bars than old-school shops like this. Emile
must own the building, I thought; otherwise he would never be able
to afford to stay in business.
“I see you like cats.”
“What’s wrong with that? Can’t have a live one, on
account o’ all the hair.” He gestured at the stuffed tortoiseshell
feline, his gaze lingering, lovingly, for a moment. “Did a great
job on that one, though, didn’t I? Real lifelike.”
I’m a strong believer in pursuing one’s passions,
but taxidermy . . . ? Outside of the Museum of
Natural History, it just seemed creepy.
“I understand the former owner of the Cheshire Inn
liked cats,” I said.
“That crazy cat woman?”
“I take it you didn’t get along?”
“You know she buried a bunch of her cats in the
yard? I offered to take care of ’em for her, but she wouldn’t have
it. Anyway, I didn’t ask you here to talk about her. I want you to
help me. I wanna make an offer on the house.”
“What house?”
“The Cheshire Inn,” he said, giving me a “what an
idiot” look.
My cell phone rang. As much as I wanted to
extricate myself from this conversation, I let it go to voice mail.
Better to finish with the eccentric Mr. Blunt before taking
calls.
“It’s not my house,” I said.
“I realize that,” he said, his voice
betraying what he thought of my intelligence quotient. “I want you
to facilitate things for me with the husband. He’s being
difficult.”
“I’m sorry, Emile. I’m having a hard time wrapping
my mind around this. You’ve hated this project since it began, and
now you want me to help you buy a house that’s not for sale. If you
wanted it, why didn’t you bid on it when it was on the market a
couple of months ago?”
“I wasn’t in the position to buy it then. But I
understand the current owners might be unhappy. That little
Ukrainian gal talks to me sometimes. She wants me to upholster an
old settee.”
“She’s Russian, not Ukrainian.” I stopped myself
before adding that she was a grown woman, not a little girl.
Weariness washed over me. It had been a long day, and I had just
seen a ghost . . . or something. Why was I bothering
with Emile Blunt?
“Listen, if you’re seriously interested in the
house, you should speak directly to the Daleys,” I said, glancing
at my watch. “I really do need to get going. I’m already into rush
hour traffic.”
Without waiting for an answer I fled the shop,
relief wafting over me as I stepped out into the fresh evening
air.
Unfortunately, Emile Blunt was hard on my
heels.
“We’re not finished!”
“I believe we are,” I said, hurrying to my car. “If
you want to buy the house, you’ll have to speak with the owners,
who happen to be home at the moment. I have to go.”
“Listen to me, lady: If you refuse to help me,
you’ll be sorry.”
I opened the car door but paused to look at
him.
“Are you . . . threatening
me?” I wasn’t sure I could believe my ears. When he didn’t answer,
I climbed into my boxy Scion, locked all the doors, and started the
engine.
Blunt planted himself, sumo wrestler–like, in front
of my car.
I glanced behind me. A brown delivery truck was
parked there, preventing me from backing up.
I seethed. What in the world had gotten into this
guy?
On the sidewalk a bearded homeless man watched the
action, a broad smile on his face. He gave me the thumbs-up. At
least the Roman crowds were with me.
My phone rang again.
“What?” I answered, adrenaline pumping
through me.
“Um, sor-ry. Maybe I’ll talk to you later,” came
the voice of my sixteen-year-old stepson, Caleb.
“No, I’m the one who’s sorry, kiddo. A
grumpy old man is standing in front of my car because I told him I
wouldn’t sell him a house I don’t own. Go figure. Plus my clients
might be firing me.” I skipped the part about seeing ghosts. “And
how’s your day been?”
“I’m just so sick of it all. I wish I were, like,
dead.”
Nothing like the histrionics of a teenager to put
things in perspective.
“What’s going on?”
“Dad, like, left on a research trip. Valerie’s
here. I so totally don’t want to be here with her. Could I
crash with you for a couple of days, a week max? Mom’ll be home
next Monday, and I can go to her house.”
“It’s okay with me if it’s okay with your folks.
Want to check with them first?”
“Valerie kinda, like, kicked me out? So I’m pretty
sure it’s all good with her.”
“And where’s your mom?”
“She’s in LA for a couple of days. I already talked
to her and she said it was fine if it was okay with you.”
Luckily, I got along great with Caleb’s mother,
Angelica. Caleb disliked his father’s newest wife, Valerie, so
intensely that it wasn’t unusual for him to wind up at my house
rather than stay at his dad’s when Angelica was out of town, as she
frequently was with her high-powered job.
A little over two years ago I had walked away from
my ex-husband Daniel with nothing but a sigh of relief—and an
abiding regret at having wasted so many years on the relationship.
But his son was another matter. Caleb had been only five years old
when Daniel and I married; he wore a pirate costume and stayed in
character for the better part of a year. It was love at first
pretend sword fight. During the eight years I was married to his
father, I helped teach Caleb to swim and to read. I packed smoked
salmon sandwiches because he was the only kid in America who hated
PB&J, laughed at countless knock-knock jokes, kissed dozens of
boo-boos, and attended never-ending PTA meetings. So even though I
no longer wanted Caleb’s dad, I figured I had earned my status as
Caleb’s backup mom.
Emile Blunt still stood in front of the car, arms
crossed over his chest, channeling a particularly stubborn rooster.
As a city girl, I have no idea whether roosters are particularly
stubborn, but it wouldn’t surprise me.
“I’m ten minutes away,” I told Caleb. “I’ll swing
by and pick you up. Get your stuff together and be ready to go when
I get there, okay?”
“ ’Kay. Can you get here any faster?”
“I’ll do my best, but at the moment I’ve got a man
standing in front of my car.”
“Is he trying to wash your windshield? Just give
him a buck and he’ll move. Or rev your engine. Maybe he’ll
leave.”
I gunned it. Emile crouched, hands out, as though
prepared to wrestle the Scion.
“Get this—now he’s gone into some sort of karate
stance!”
“Dude!” Caleb started laughing. I joined
him.
“Okay,” I said, still chuckling. “I’m going to hang
up and either run this guy over or talk him into leaving. If I
don’t show up soon, come post my bail, will ya?”
I respect my elders. Really I do. That’s what my
parents taught me, and most seniors deserve it. But ever since my
divorce I was less inclined to deal with recalcitrant men of any
ilk. Plus, I had lots of experience with aging curmudgeons—my
father was one of the highest order. Caleb was the only male I had
patience for right now.
I leaned out the window.
“Listen, old man,” I called. “Move it or I’ll run
you over. I’m not kidding.”