Chapter Eight
Hettie Banks didn’t have many
visitors.
She seemed pleased to invite me in and spent a few
minutes cleaning off a stool for me to sit at the kitchen counter,
tossing a small stack of newspapers and two plastic bags full of
who-knew-what into an already junk-filled corner.
But her watery blue eyes flashed with fear when I
asked her whether she ever . . . sort
of . . . experienced otherworldly weirdness in her
former boardinghouse.
“They might kill me, just for talking about them,”
she whispered as she poured Diet Coke into two chipped coffee mugs
that sported corporate logos—Microsoft for me, Google for
her.
“These are ghosts we’re talking about?”
She nodded. Her pink scalp showed through the
strands of thinning white hair, cut in a short, masculine’do. She
wore an oversized men’s T-shirt advertising the services of a
Mission Street auto care service, and scratched tortoiseshell
glasses from which hung a bright, beaded chain that draped around
her neck.
“I don’t understand,” I continued. “Why would they
want to kill you?”
“Just for knowing about them, I guess. I think they
want to be left alone. . . .” She waved a hand and
got up to open a can of cat food for a fat orange tabby, which she
spoke to in a high-pitched baby voice. She spooned the smelly food
onto two small china plates decorated with pink and yellow flowers,
tapping the spoon against the plates with a series of sharp
tinks.
At the sound, another cat ran into the room and
leapt onto the counter. This one had long white hair and deep blue
eyes.
I might not have found any information about the
history of the house itself, but I had read several articles about
Hettie Banks’s arrest and sentencing for animal hoarding, and knew
she wasn’t supposed to own any pets, much less cats. It was part of
her probation agreement. When she was found to be keeping a
multitude of felines in the garbage-strewn Cheshire Inn, Hettie had
been taken into police custody and charged with cruelty toward
animals.
After nearly four decades running the fifteen-room
Cheshire Inn as a boardinghouse, Hettie sold the place to the
Daleys and was now living in a two-bedroom condo. She told me she
spent her days watching reruns of M*A*S*H, building a
dollhouse reproduction of the Cheshire Inn, carrying on an Internet
romance with a man half her age who lived in what she referred to
as “the former Yugoslavia,” and, it seemed, flouting the conditions
of her probation and the condo association’s no-pets clause.
I wondered why. The sale of a beautiful,
well-located Queen Anne Victorian—even one that was run-down and
redolent of too many cats—should have netted Hettie plenty of money
to buy a big spread in the country where no nosy neighbors would
spot her cat colony. Had she switched from hoarding pets to
hoarding money? Sent it to her friend in the former Yugoslavia?
Gambled it away in Vegas? Not that it was any of my business.
“I was hoping you could fill me in on the history
of the house,” I said. “Usually I can learn a lot at the historical
society downtown, but not this time. There’s nothing in their
records on the house.”
She grinned. “There wouldn’t be, now would there?”
“Why not?”
“I destroyed it all.”
I waited a moment before I spoke. I couldn’t fathom
people destroying irreplaceable historic items.
“Why would you do such a thing?”
“The gal told me to.”
“What gal?”
“The ghost.”
“A gal ghost?”
“That’s right. I went down to the historical
society and when the librarian answered the phone, I took the file
and left, just as neat as you please.”
Wait a minute. The historical society required
photo IDs before one could view their materials, to avoid just such
a thing.
“Why didn’t the historical society come after
you?”
She laughed. “I didn’t use my own driver’s license.
I had one that belonged to a friend. She passed on a few years ago,
bless her heart. I kept her driver’s license for just such an
occasion. People always said we looked enough alike to be
sisters.”
One mystery solved. Hettie was more than a little
odd, and obviously cunning.
“So a ghost actually talked to you? A girl
ghost?”
“One of ’em. Maybe two. It’s hard to tell.”
“Did they look like a person, like you and
me?”
“You believe me?”
“I do. What else can you tell me about them?”
She sat down in a folding chair, pulled the plump
tabby onto her lap, and stroked its ginger coat while she
talked.
“At first it was little things . . .
There were places in the house that were always freezing—a spot in
the second floor walkway and one corner of the entryway.”
I had noted those, as well. I had the heating
people out, and checked everywhere for possible sources of
downdrafts. Nothing.
“Doors opened and closed on their own, dead bolts
locked, and heaven knows I’d lost those keys years ago. Lots
of knocking and scratching throughout the house. Real
annoying.”
“And did you see anything?”
“You mean—whaddayacall ’em—applications?”
“Apparitions?”
“No, not really. A shadow sometimes. Over my
shoulder, like.” She looked into her soda. “That one bothered me.
It made me feel . . . just awful.”
I knew the feeling. “Did anyone else see any of
this?”
“Oh sure. Not all of ’em, but boarders came and
went; it’s the nature of the business. I had this one
fellow . . . he was in the attic once, with my
daughter. He swore he saw something, some sort of fight between
ghosts, I guess. He moved out the next day. Janet denied it,
though.”
“Janet’s your daughter?”
“Yep. Anyways, the ghosts used to scare my cats,
too, but they still protected me. Soon as the law took my cats
away, there was nothing standing between me and them. That’s what
did it, why I moved. Well, that and the whole arrest thing.” She
tugged on her oversized T-shirt and ran her tongue around in her
mouth, as though poking at dentures. “I would never hurt the little
kitty-witty-woos.”
She seemed to be reaching for dignity. It was the
least I could offer her.
“Tell me about your cats.”
“This one here’s Horatio,” she said, picking up the
orange cat. “Found him in an alley behind the Safeway. Heard him
crying all the way from the parking lot. Scrawny little fella. But
he’s real purty now.”
“He is,” I said, scratching the friendly tabby
under its chin.
“And there’s another round here, white with long
hair. That’s Pudding.”
I feared I was already carrying a good deal of
Pudding’s long white hair on my black sweater.
“I understand you had a number of cats in the
Cheshire Inn.”
She jutted her chin out like a stubborn child.
“Most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. . . . Me?
Cruel to my babies? Someone called the animal control on me, but I
wasn’t like one of them people you hear about. Yes, I buried the
cats in my yard when they passed away, but what am I supposed to
do? Pay for a pet burial plot somewhere? I don’t have that kind of
money. Besides, this way I got to visit them. Planted daisies on
their graves. The law came and dug it all up. Dug everything up. It
was a disgrace.”
“What do you know about the man you bought the
house from? Junior?”
“A grown man who referred to himself as
Junior—let’s just start with that. He was real old when I met him.
One foot in the grave. Guess he lived there his whole life. Told me
only to rent to men, and he was right about that.”
“How do you mean?”
“I had my girl there with me. Janet. That was a
mistake. The ghosts don’t like girls.”
“Did they do something to her?”
“At first she hated it there. Said they pulled her
hair. But then she started to love the place, maybe too much. She
didn’t want to go when I sent her away to live with her daddy, when
she was in high school. Never did have no problem with men—least
not most of them—but the ghosts were meddlesome around girls.
Locked doors, ran the showers.”
“Do you think I could talk to your daughter?”
She looked at me suspiciously. “What for?”
“Just to hear what her experiences were.”
“I guess it’d be all right. . . .
She works over to Emeryville, on the other side of the bridge. She
drives the . . . whaddayacallit? The shuttle that
takes people from the BART station to the stores. She came to see
me the other day, so I don’t expect to see her again for a while.
But sometimes she’s at the animal shelter. So when you go ask them
about me being some crazy lunatic animal hoarder, maybe you can
talk to her right there and then.”
“I don’t think you’re a crazy lunatic animal
hoarder, Hettie.”
“You don’t?”
I shook my head. “Janet’s an animal lover, too,
then?”
“Don’t know if I’d call her that, exactly.”
“No?”
She shook her head, but didn’t elaborate.
“Hettie, do you know who turned you in?”
“Anonymous, they said.”
“What about the boarder who moved out? The one who
said he saw ghosts in the attic? Do you have any information on
him?”
“That was ten years ago, maybe more. He used to
work for a lumberyard in the East Bay; don’t know if he’s
still . . .” Her pale eyes narrowed. “Hey, why you
looking into this? I thought you said you were renovating that old
place; you were a lady builder.”
“I am, yes. I’m the general contractor on the job.
But I thought that while I looked into the architectural history,
maybe I could find out something about the less savory aspects of
the place, as well.” I chose my words carefully. “Did anything bad
ever happen in the boardinghouse while you were there? Was anyone
hurt? Did anyone pass away?”
She stuck her chin out a little and shook her head.
“I took good care o’ my boarders. Even the spirits were just
annoying. Mostly, I let ’em have the attic to themselves. That’s
why that one fella got so scared: He and Janet went into the attic.
I never went up there, never used it.”
“Katenka Daley, one of the new owners, thinks she’s
being menaced by a ghost. Or several ghosts.”
“I guess she is, then. I told that man, the guy who
bought it, not to bring his wife and child into that house. But he
didn’t listen.”
“When was this?”
“Before he bought it. My Realtor showed me the
offer, and I said I wanted to meet the buyers. Couldn’t let ’em
walk into that without a warning, could I? Wouldn’t be
right.”
“Did the new owner, Jim Daley, say anything to
you?” She shrugged and hugged the cat closer to her plump chest.
“He laughed at me, same as the others. But that little gal who
bought it, the Russian? She came by and said she heard cats in the
walls still. But that’s not possible, is it? I would feel terrible
if we left one behind. I was in jail at the time, or I woulda
helped to gather them all up, find ’em homes. But my girl was
there, at least.”
“You mean Janet?”
“That’s right.” She got up and gestured for me to
follow her. “You know, if you want to talk about the house, you
should check this out.”
Hettie had re-created a Cheshire Inn in miniature.
It was an amateur effort, closer to a dollhouse than a precise
architectural model, but it was a beautiful rendering of the house,
using dark woods and patterned wallpapers, all the fireplaces built
with tiny tile facades. It was helpful to see a three-dimensional
rendition of the place, and to talk about the structural changes
Hettie knew about. Junior had operated the place as a boardinghouse
pretty much as-was, but when Hettie and her husband took the place
over, they added small sinks in each room. The bathrooms were
precisely that: rooms with only baths in them. The toilets had only
toilets.
In the attic, I noticed Hettie had misrepresented
one area—I recalled the layout well enough to remember there was
something different there.
“Do you know what this is, here?” I asked as I
pointed to a line in the interior that didn’t match up with the
exterior, as though there were a void in the wall.
She hesitated before shrugging her shoulders. “Like
I said, I didn’t really go up in the attic much, so I sort of
fudged it.”
Then she fixed me with a steady gaze. “Be careful
there, Mel. They don’t like young women.”
“One more question,” I said. “Did you know the
neighbor with the upholstery shop across the street, Emile
Blunt?”
Her eyes seemed to flash, but she averted her gaze
and looked down at her cat.
“Emile? A little.”
I hesitated. “He passed away this morning.”
Her pale eyes flew up to mine. “Emile?
How?”
“It looks like a burglary. He was shot.”
She took a deep breath, shook her head.
“What are you thinking?” I asked.
“The ghosts. They didn’t care for him, not one
bit.”
“Why not?”
“He lived at the Cheshire Inn for a couple of
months when his plumbing busted. Seems like they took a shine to
him. They wanted him to stay.”
“To stay?”
“Like, for good. Forever.”