CHAPTER three
THE STORE FOR LEASE BANNER hanging on the Anchor rippled in the wind like a flag. Just down the boardwalk, similar signs—PROPERTY FOR LEASE—wrapped around the gate to Wonderland. Jane and the rest of the Dreamland Social Club stood outside and watched as people walked by, then stopped, midsentence, when they noticed what was going on.
What the feck?
The signs had appeared overnight, as if by magic. Jane knew for certain they had not been there last night.
But there was no mistaking their origins.
Jane looked at the serpent bolt of the logo and swore she heard a hiss. This was all very wrong.
Leo had gone inside to talk to his dad and now came back to report. He said, “They’re trying to mothball the boardwalk.”
“Mothball?” Jane crinkled her nose. It didn’t make sense.
“It means that Loki’s pissed their first plan got vetoed, and now they’re going to shut down the Anchor and Wonderland even if they can’t replace them. Just to prove a point.”
Jane shook her head. Still didn’t get it.
Babette rolled her turquoise eyes and said, “The point being that they can just let the land sit there. Gathering moths. Unless the new plan they’re presenting on Thursday gets approved.”
“Oh!”
So the news of the presentation was out. And Loki had obviously timed this power play for maximum impact. Jane’s father had neglected to mention the mothballing, to warn her. Had he known this was going to happen?
Leo shook his head. “My dad said that’s it. The jig is up. Six weeks and he’s shut down. And Wonderland only has two, so they might not even bother opening up again next weekend.”
The park was open now. You could hear a few of the rides whirring and tinkling.
“Let me get this straight,” Legs said. “This is supposed to force the city to approve the new plan?”
Leo said, “Yes.”
“Do you think it will work?” Rita asked. Rita, like Coney, just looked better, happier, now that winter was over with. Her skin seemed to thrive on a particular kind of sun.
“No idea,” Leo said, and then they watched a few more people stop and point at the STORE FOR LEASE signs.
Moving over to the plastic tables in front of the bar, they took seats, and Leo’s dad came out to say hi and to clean their table.
“We’re really sorry, Mr. LaRocca,” Babette said, and everyone muttered their regrets, too.
“Crazy days,” he said, and then his sinewy arms ran a cloth around—he was wearing a shirt this time—and rearranged some condiments. Jane tried to glimpse Leo’s future in his father’s form, tried to imagine what he might look like in a bunch of years, what kind of man he might become. She still wasn’t sure she agreed with what her father had said about how loving someone’s potential wasn’t really love. She was sure, though, that she loved Leo just as he was right then, even if he didn’t feel the same way.
Finally, Mr. LaRocca took the ashtray away and said, “I’ll send over some sodas.”
“I’ll help.” Leo sprung up out of his chair.
H.T. took the seat next to Jane. He had his legs on but was wearing shorts, so the metal joints glinted in the sun. She watched the people around them do double takes and gawk and elbow friends and found herself staring at one woman who was staring intently at H.T.
Look at me, she thought, trying to will the woman to turn her head. I dare you.
And when she did, Jane just stared at her, like she was the freak, until finally, the woman looked away, whispered something to her friend.
“I wonder what they’ll do with that,” Babette said.
She pointed over to the neon sign at Wonderland, and Jane wondered whether Alice and the Mad Hatter and their fluorescent blue teapot would suffer the same fate as the Hell Gate demon and the Claverack horse, locked away in some old man’s dusty old house. It didn’t seem right.
Mothballing.
A funny word.
Preemie had been doing his own variation of it for years.
Leo’s dad was back with sodas, and then Leo reappeared with a clipboard. He said, “Petition to save the Anchor.”
Babette signed the hastily drawn-up document. So did Rita. And Minnie and Venus and H.T. But when the clipboard came around to the other side of the table, to where Jane was sitting, she hesitated.
Leo said, “What do you say, Looky Lou?”
It was the first time he’d called her that in months, and she felt like it meant something, she just wasn’t sure what.
She studied the statement at the top of the petition, scrawled in Leo’s handwriting: We, the undersigned, object to the amusement park and mall planned by Loki Equities and want a fair renegotiation of leases for establishments including the Anchor. She looked up and said, “I don’t think I can.”
“Figures.” Leo slid the clipboard away.
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Jane snapped.
“I’m just not surprised is all.”
“Well, you shouldn’t be,” she said. Maybe he was right about the sass. “We knew this was coming.”
“Yeah, I guess we did.” He shook his head.
“And it wouldn’t look good for me to have my name on that if my father’s project goes ahead. It’s that simple. So what’s your problem?”
“My problem is that I’m wasting time talking to you when I could be getting signatures.” He pushed the clipboard toward Legs. “What about you, Legs?”
Legs looked at Jane, then back at Leo and said, “Sorry, man.”
Leo said, “Whatever.”
The woman who’d been staring at H.T. got up and gave him one last stare and he smiled at her—big, white, happy teeth—and said, “Have a nice day.”
She hurried away, and H.T. turned to Jane. “I saw you giving her the evil eye. What was that about?”
Jane shrugged. “I just think it’s rude.”
“It’s normal.”
“Still.”
Debbie slid into a seat then and said, “Sorry I’m late.” She’d bleached her facial hair over the winter and it was an improvement, yes, but it was still a lot of hair.
 
Babette had brought a bunch of old photos so that they could try to get inspiration from the kinds of things people had done in the past—like dress up as sushi or make a procession for King Nemo or craft huge monsters from the deep. Hundreds of thousands of people came to the parade, apparently. It was a big deal. No one at the table, however, seemed particularly inspired.
“Well, whatever we do,” Babette said with some annoyance, “I think it should have music. I want people to hear and see us.”
“Well, sign me up for music,” Leo said. “I’m going to try to get some signatures.”
Jane watched him walk away, to a table where a few tourist types had just sat down, and she thought of the sound of his saw playing the Dreamland song. How sad it had been.
“What about some kind of funeral procession?” she said.
Babette looked like she’d just smelled day-old fish. “A funeral for who?”
Jane was looking up at the STORE FOR LEASE sign that would be the Anchor’s death knell. “I don’t know,” she said. “For Coney Island?”
But that wasn’t quite right.
“No, wait!” She sat forward in her chair. “It’s for a mermaid. It’s a mermaid funeral.”
She could picture the scene then instantly—more vividly than she could picture even her own mother’s funeral, which had been reduced to a series of flashes: Muddy ground. Hugs from strangers. Big cars. White lilies tossed onto a black coffin.
“We’ll make a big funeral bier and someone will dress up as a mermaid and we’ll all push it down the parade route.” She was getting excited. “And the music can be like a dirge or some kind of old sad sea shanty or something, and we’ll all wear black.”
“I don’t know,” Babette said, but her eyes seemed to light up.
Jane said wryly, “You’re already in costume.”
Venus said, “It’s not much of a stretch for you either. Some of your clothes are so old they should be dead.” Jane had been visiting vintage and secondhand shops all winter, assembling a wardrobe sort of inspired by Birdie’s old clothes. Today she was wearing a blue-and-white gingham dress with short cap sleeves and a mildy frilly old-fashioned collar.
“Not nice,” Babette said.
“I’m kidding,” Venus said, then added brightly, “Gooble gobble!”
“A mermaid funeral,” Babette said again—trying it on for size—and Rita said, “It’s pretty good.”
Legs agreed, as did H.T. and Debbie.
Venus and Minnie just shrugged, but for some reason Jane didn’t even care anymore. It wasn’t like Leo had picked Jane over Venus. It wasn’t as though she’d done anything with Legs but become his friend. And she was a member of the D.S.C. now, so they were just going to have to get over it.
“I can make the mermaid tail and fin out of some of my grandmother’s old costumes,” she said in an attempt to cinch the deal.
“Nobody has any better ideas?” Minnie said, sort of desperately, and everyone shook their heads. When Leo walked by their table, Babette said, “Feel like writing a funeral dirge?”
“Always,” he said, and then he approached another group.
Petition to save the Anchor.
Petition to save the Anchor.
The phrase lodged itself securely on a loop in Jane’s head.
 
Jane and Legs—the only two people who were famished—headed over to Nathan’s after the group split up to find that hundreds of other people were also craving hot dogs on opening day. Jane would have been happy to redirect to pizza or anything, really, but Legs was determined to get a hot dog—or four, as the case may be—and so they waited and waited and waited and pushed and shoved and finally ordered five dogs and three orders of fries. When Legs announced the order, it became obvious to Jane that everyone on line was staring at him.
At them.
People had, she realized, probably been doing it the whole time, and every other time they’d been out together—as friends, just friends—but Jane hadn’t actually noticed. Now that she had—now that she and H.T. had talked about it, the staring—she couldn’t not notice. She didn’t like it.
Legs acted like he didn’t notice—trying to make light conversation about the weather—but Jane could tell he did, and that he sensed the change in her. They finally sat down with hot dogs at a table outside and he said, “Does it bother you?”
“What?”
“You know.” He looked off to his right, and Jane followed his gaze and saw a bunch of guys in baseball caps avert their eyes and then laugh. “The staring.”
She suddenly wasn’t interested in her hot dog. “It’s weird,” she said. “I never noticed it before today for some reason.”
Leo walked by them then, though he didn’t see them, and neither of them called out to him as he stopped people on the street to get signatures.
“You know, it’s funny.” Legs was already on his second dog; Jane was still spreading mustard on hers, squeezing it out of the small, soft paper cup she’d filled at the condiment pumps. “For a while there I thought you were going to end up with Leo.”
Jane stared at her dog, covered in off-white kraut and golden-brown mustard. It suddenly looked like horribly fake food, like it would be wrong to eat it. Someone named Nathan got rich because of this? “Why would you think that?” she said steadily.
“Just a sense I got, and I mean, there’s some history, right?”
“Right,” Jane said. “Our mothers were friends.”
As if that explained it all.
“I heard that. And I thought you were going to go for him, but then I guess the whole Tsunami thing happened.” Legs chewed a bit, moved onto his third dog. “People stare at him, too, but it’s different.”
“How is it different?” Jane was pretty sure she already knew.
Legs swallowed, and Jane watched his Adam’s apple—like the size of a baseball—travel down his neck. “They look at me because they’re grateful they’re not me. They look at him because they want to be him.”
Jane said, “I bet there are people out there who’d want to be you.”
“Name one good reason why anyone would want to be seven and a half feet tall.” Before she could say anything he added, “And the reason can’t be basketball.”
She was stumped for a second, but then she said, “I think some of the, you know, little people. Minnie. Babette. I think they sometimes wish they were you.”
“They wish they were taller,” he said. “Not this tall.”
“Well, there are good things about it, right? I mean, you can always see if you go to a concert.”
Legs let out a loud “Ha” before continuing. “I have to stand in the very last row or at the back edge of a crowd or I piss people off.”
She felt her own pout.
“You’re sweet.” Legs started to gather his trash. “And it’s not the worst thing in the world, no. But it’s not that great either.”
“Dude,” someone said as Legs stood up. “You play basketball?”
“No,” Jane snapped. “He doesn’t.”
She was angry—had been angry the whole time, she realized—and finally felt the need to ask Legs, “Why didn’t you sign the petition?”
“I didn’t think you wanted me to.”
“What did you want to do?” Her whole body seemed to tighten.
“I don’t think it’s a big deal either way.” Legs threw his trash into a large bin. “It’s not like a stupid petition is going to change anything.”
He was right. But Jane wanted to smack him anyway.
 
Peach Fuzz had a new Mets shirt but the same tire belly and the same old lines. “Check-check-check it out,” he said into the mike. “Shoot the Freak in the freakin’ head.”
Jane had half a mind to slap down ten bucks and let rip. She’d pretend the Freak was Leo again and she’d nail him.
He deserved it.
Not for trying to save his father’s bar or trying to stop Loki from building a shopping mall, but for just not getting it. Not getting that none of it—Loki, the Anchor, the Tsunami, nothing—had anything to do with them, not really. For not getting that they had had something that was worth pursuing that fall and that they owed it to themselves to follow through and see what it really was.
The more time that had passed, the more knishes they’d shared during their truce, the more sure Jane had become that he’d wanted to kiss her that night on the roof of the bumper car building, when they’d gone to Luna Park and the Elephant Hotel in their minds.
The more time that had passed the surer she was that she was the one who’d screwed it up, by not realizing she’d agreed to a date with Legs, by not telling Leo about the Tsunami sooner.
But he hadn’t helped.
She watched as a few shooters splattered orange and green paint on the trash can the Freak had ducked behind and then found herself, once more, staring at the Mad Hatter and his teapot. She was suddenly very, very thirsty, like there was a webby moths’ nest in her throat. And when she walked by the carousel house and saw the sign that said that the ride had been removed, to be restored, and would be back next year, she knew what she had to do.
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