CHAPTER six
THE SPIDER PLANT THAT HUNG by the one
window in the painfully dark living room seemed to be straining
toward the glass for survival. On the TV in the corner a
black-and-white woman pointed at a man with no arms or legs and
screamed, “But is it human ?”
“Look,” Marcus said. “It’s a movie about our
school.”
“Not funny,” Jane said. “Where were you all
day? I looked for you everywhere.”
He shrugged.
She plopped down on one of Preemie’s old couches.
The cushions were less cushy than she’d expected and she’d plopped
too hard. It hurt. “You’ve got an admirer,” she said. A dwarf had
just appeared on-screen.
“Oh yeah?” Marcus didn’t even look up.
“Babette,” Jane said.
Marcus frowned. “Not my type. Now that other little
one, I could maybe . . . well, never mind.”
“Anyway, Babette told me something weird.” She
tried to get more comfortable on the couch and puffed up some dust;
she sneezed, then rested her head against the sofa back. “That
Harvey guy and his brother, Cliff?”
Now Marcus looked up.
“Their grandfather had this long-standing battle
with Preemie about that horse.”
She nodded at the horse, and a car alarm sounded on
the street: Woo-oooh-ohhh-ohh.
Marcus’s face scrunched up. “What?”
Eh-eh-eh-eh.
“Their grandfather made it. He built the carousel.
And he wanted to buy it from Preemie but Preemie wouldn’t sell, and
he taunted the Claveracks about it for years.”
Beep-eeeep-eeep-eeeep.
Marcus shook his head and paused the movie. “That’s
ridiculous.”
Waheeee, waheeee.
“Is it?” Jane said. “What do we know?”
Whoop-whoop. The alarm clicked off.
Marcus tossed the remote aside, got up, and went
into the kitchen, and Jane followed. “It’s chained to the radiator,
Marcus. Doesn’t that strike you as a little bit
strange?”
“Jane,” he said sternly as he opened the
refrigerator and then closed it, having found nothing worth eating
or drinking. “Didn’t Dad say it enough times? We’re just here for
one year. So just go make some friends who are into what
you’re into, whatever that is, and suck it up and keep your head
down and then we’ll be on our merry way.”
“You’re not even a little interested in the fact
that our grandfather had a mortal enemy whose grandkids are in
school with us?” Jane followed him over to the cabinets by the
sink, which didn’t reveal anything worth his stomach’s attention
either.
He closed the cabinet doors, looked at his watch,
then headed back toward the living room and sat down. “I just don’t
know if I’d believe everything a goth dwarf told me. And I mean,
whatever. They can have it, right? I seriously couldn’t care
less.”
He started the movie again, and Jane settled in to
watch. A woman dressed like a bird—big, pear-shaped costume and
feathered headdress—walked on-screen. “Is that Grandma?” Jane
asked.
Marcus gave her a look. “That’s Birdie, yes.”
“What?” she said defensively. “She was our
grandmother. Where’d you find it?”
“Around.”
Jane tried to focus on Birdie alone—tried to study
her countenance and manner for signs of some kind of family
relation—but it was hard not to be distracted by the man who was
just a torso. She wondered whether this man with no limbs had ever
met the girl with no limbs from the Dreamland Social Club. She
thought about telling Marcus that their mom was listed in her
yearbook as the founder of their school’s Dreamland Social Club,
but if he didn’t care about the history of the carousel horse, he’d
hardly care about some dopey club.
The conjoined twin brunettes who kept doing
interstitial song and dance numbers, their voices all warbly from
the warping of the tape, gave Jane the chills, and when the final
scene played out and the new sideshow act, a person with a skull
that turned pointy at the top, a “pinhead,” was revealed to be
Martian—not human after all—the credits rolled and Jane
sighed with relief. Black-and-white movies always made her queasy,
and she decided it must be because everyone in them—every actor and
actress she’d seen, every name on the final credits, every orphan
in the surf—was dead.
When the film ended and Marcus left the room, Jane
approached the horse and ran a hand down its long mane. She thought
about climbing on, but it seemed disrespectful to treat it like a
toy, even though that’s basically what it was. Instead, she bent to
study the lock. Picking it up—and wow, was it heavy—she tugged at
the closure but it wouldn’t budge. She’d have to look around for an
old key but wasn’t very hopeful.
Based on what she’d learned of Preemie, he sounded
like the kind of guy who would have taken the key to his grave as a
sort of final F.U.
Giddyup, Preemie, she thought. Neigh
yourself.
When she heard her father come home, Jane got up
from the uncushy sofa, where she’d fallen asleep, and went into the
front hall to greet him. He looked windblown again. More like
soul-blown, really. “Everything okay?” she asked.
“I’ll tell you,” he said. “This pounding of the
pavement ain’t fun.”
“Any leads?” She relieved him of his portfolio,
then put it on the hall’s small table.
“Not a one.” He kicked his shoes off in the hall
and padded down to the kitchen and threw a newspaper onto the
table. Jane could see some help-wanted ads that had been circled
with blue ballpoint but didn’t dare look at what kinds of jobs they
were. It was all too depressing.
“Anyway.” He tousled her hair. “Never you mind.
Something’ll turn up.”
“Yeah,” she said. “It always does.”
She found the ensuing silence in the room so
awkward that she decided to fill it with this: “Hey, did Mom ever
mention something called the Dreamland Social Club?”
Her father furrowed his brow for a second, then
shook his head. “I don’t think so. Why?”
“It’s a club she founded when she was in high
school.” She was trying to sound nonchalant but she wasn’t entirely
sure why. Maybe because this “talking about Mom” thing was still
sort of new, skittish.
“Really?” He raised an eyebrow, and Jane nodded and
said, “It still exists.”
“What is it?” He opened the fridge and took out a
beer.
“I have no idea.”
“Are you going to join?” He took a swig.
“It’s not that simple, Dad.” Not when you
considered the cryptic posters and the way Legs and Minnie had
seemed so secretive about where they were going.
“Okay.” He squeezed her shoulder as he left the
room. “If you say so.”