CHAPTER four
THERE WERE NORMAL KIDS, of course. Hundreds upon hundreds of them. And Jane had met a lot of them. Sarahs and Jacintas and Kiras and Londas. A few Matts. A couple of Emmetts. She couldn’t seem to keep any of them straight, though; couldn’t seem to remember or connect. None of them seemed to know who she was—or who Preemie was—and none of them seemed to care. At first, she’d thought that would be nice. And she’d made some efforts to try to befriend some of them by the lockers and between classes. But she kept feeling drawn to Babette. To H.T. To the others. Even the ones who made her sort of uncomfortable, like Venus.
So when she walked into the girls’ bathroom that morning and saw a slew of freaks reflected in the mirrors, she had to work hard to make sense of the scene. Gone was the backdrop of normalcy. Everyone in the mirror was skewed. Then she saw the sign above the funhouse mirrors—somehow layered over the normal ones—and it read ARE YOU NORMAL?
 
Smaller letters below the question read DEEP THOUGHTS FROM THE DREAMLAND SOCIAL CLUB.
Girls with long blond hair had been turned into boyish ghouls. Girls with cropped dreads had hair down to their knees or knees where their eyes should be. Jane could be either a dwarf or a giant, depending on where, in front of the mirror, she stood. There was laughing and gasping and a few people saying, “Ugh. Could you imagine?” And that’s when Jane ducked out, decided she didn’t have to go so badly after all.
 
In homeroom that same morning it became clear that word of Marcus’s black eye had spread quickly, but not quite as quickly as word of Harvey Claverack’s black eye. Even Jane was caught off guard by the damage her brother had managed to inflict upon the geek, who was easily twice his size. Marcus’s eye region had retreated to its normal size but turned a deep shade of lavender. Harvey’s was a dark eggplant.
Ouch.
When she was sick of fielding questions about it for which she had no answers—and sick of pride and fear doing battle in her heart—she escaped into the basement halls and knocked on the door to the Siren offices.
“Oh, hi!” Legs said. “I was actually just coming to find you.”
“Let me guess,” she said. “You’re doing a story about my brother’s black eye.”
“No.” He smiled. “Though it’s not the worst idea in the world. I wanted to show you something. You never came back to look through the archives, and I felt sort of bad that I brushed you off.” He handed her a large black-and-white photo. “I think that might be your mother?”
Jane took the photo and studied it. In it, her mother wore an Empire-waisted dress in a bright red with black leggings underneath and black boots—like combat boots—on her feet. Three others—one a man with his arm around her mother’s shoulder—stood side by side. “It is,” she said. “What about the other people? Are there names?”
“No,” Legs said. “Sorry.”
And right then she recognized Beth in the photo. Younger, but definitely Beth.
Legs said, “You can keep it,” and Jane said, “Thanks.”
He was probably not the kind of guy who had ever canceled on Minnie. Jane was dreading having to look Leo in the eye and not show her hurt.
“Just don’t tell anybody, okay?” Legs said. “Technically it’s school property.”
“Of course,” Jane said.
The first-period bell rang and they both headed toward the door. Jane stopped to put the photo into her bag and saw, in a light pencil marking on the back, the letters D.S.C.
“So would you, like, maybe want to go rollerskating on Friday?” Legs opened the door for her. “There’s a benefit thing.”
When she didn’t answer right away but kept, instead, looking at those letters, so barely there it was a wonder she’d even spotted them, Legs stammered a bit and said, “A bunch of people from school will be there.”
Sliding the photograph into a folder, Jane looked up. It was sweet of him to want to be friends, to include her in a group outing like that.
But rollerskating?
“Rollerskating isn’t really my thing,” she said, but then she felt such a rush of gratitude for him, for the photo, for his reaching out this way, she said, “But yeah, sure. Sounds fun.”
 
Venus seemed to want something from Jane in biology lab that morning. A confession of some kind? An apology? But since Jane was going to give her neither, she ignored Venus’s expectant looks and studied the instructions on the handout. They were doing a lab called “Invertebrate Diversity” and were going to be moving around the room to different stations, comparing general characteristics of a bunch of animals without backbones.
It turned out that Leo hadn’t shown up for school, and Jane wondered what that meant about his backbone, or lack thereof. Fortunately, she found that it was much easier to bluff in front of Venus without him around to remind her of what she was trying to hide. And what, exactly, was she hiding? Her feelings for Leo? The night at the Thunderbolt? Their plans to meet again tonight? The fact that she had seen them, maybe, kissing?
It’s just that Venus . . . he’d said on the phone.
It’s just that Venus what?
“So I was hanging out with Leo last night,” Venus said, and it felt like a kick in the gut. They’d just finished studying an earthworm—taking notes on whether it was symmetrical and had legs or eyes and how it moved—and had gone over to the snail station. Venus’s tattoos seemed to be in full bloom that day—she even smelled like roses—and Jane wondered whether the bugs were drawn to her. “He said your moms were friends.”
Jane nodded and studied the markings on the snail’s shell, looking for patterns or anything of interest at all.
“It doesn’t mean anything, you know.” Venus wasn’t taking many notes; just the bare minimum. “I just mean, it’s not like that means you two are gonna be bestest friends or anything.”
“Right.” Jane struggled hard not to add, Go play in traffic, and said instead, “I know.” She was sure now that their specimen had started to inch toward Venus.
Venus picked up the snail then, and Jane said, “I’m not sure you’re supposed to—”
“Read the handout,” Venus snapped, and Jane found the line that said “You are encouraged to handle the earthworms, crickets, and snails, but please be careful and don’t handle them too roughly.”
“He’s out sick today.” Venus coughed a fake cough. “I hope I didn’t catch it.”
Jane sat and stared at her lab sheet, not able to decipher her own notes and wondering: Did getting tattoos hurt more or less than conversations like this? Was there any way to measure physical pain against emotional pain? Did snails and earthworms and crickets know the difference? She wished for a note she could circulate—one about maybe treating her carefully, about not handling her too roughly. She’d give the first copy to Venus and the second one to Leo.
 
Babette barreled over at lunchtime and said, “Legs and Minnie broke up.”
She was breathless: “I just saw her crying in the bathroom.”
Practically bursting: “He wants to see other people.”
“Other people?” Rita said with a swallow. “Like who?”
Jane studied the seam of her book bag; the speckled pattern on the cafeteria floor, like a bird’s egg; the white skin showing through the openings of her Mary Jane–style shoes. Finally, when she could ignore the question no longer, she said, “I think he may have asked me out.”
“I knew it!” Babette made a pouty sort of face. “That’s so sweet. What did you say?”
Jane lost interest in her lunch entirely. “I said yes, but I didn’t realize it was a date.”
“So what if it’s a date,” Babette said. “That’s awesome.”
“I’m not sure it’s a good idea,” Jane said, and Babette said, “Jane. Come on.”
“Come on, what?”
“You know.” Babette wasn’t actually tugging on Jane’s arm but it felt like she was, with that look in her eyes.
“No.” Jane was fuming, because she did know. “I don’t.”
Babette looked across the room to where Venus and one of Leo’s friends were playing that game where you try to slap the other person’s hands before they slap yours; a flat thwack cut through the din of the room as Venus nailed the guy hard.
“Fine,” Babette said when she looked back at Jane. “It’s your life. Waste it if you want.”
“Are you guys going?” Jane said finally. “Rollerskating?”
“Yes, we’re going. But you can’t tell him you didn’t know it was a date. You have to pretend.”
“I can’t.”
“Oh, so you’re going to tell him?” Babette put tiny hands on her hips. “You’re going to say, ‘Sorry I said yes, but I thought it was a group thing, and the thought of going on an actual date with you is so repulsive to me that I have to retract my yes.”
“I never said I was repulsed!” Jane protested. “I’m not!”
“Still.” Rita winced. “She has a point.”
 
Jane was almost at the boardwalk with Babette at day’s end when Mr. Simmons appeared and stopped her. “I’m still waiting for your postcard, Ms. Dryden.” He rubbed his goatee. “I check my mail so often I’m starting to feel like an army wife.”
“I’ll catch up,” Jane said to Babette, who had started to walk over toward the bench on the boardwalk where Rita and Marcus were sitting.
“I know,” Jane said to her teacher. She would have made a postcard about the night at the old Thunderbolt site, her night with Leo, if he hadn’t ruined it all the next day by canceling on her to be with Venus.
Mr. Simmons said, “You’re losing points each day I don’t have it.”
“I know,” Jane said again, and she was about to skulk away when she had a thought. “Mr. Simmons?”
He turned.
“What do you know about carousel horses?”
“Meaning . . . ?”
“Meaning, I don’t know, how much money would a Claverack carousel horse be worth?”
“From what I know—anything from maybe ten grand to sixty grand? But here’s the thing”—he paused and seemed to be choosing his words—“like any collectible of any real value, it’s priceless to the right owner.”
“But who is the right owner?” The answer to that question would solve everything.
Mr. Simmons shrugged and said, “The person who finds it priceless.” He started to back away. “The postcard, Jane. Don’t forget.”
She turned and moved on to meet Marcus, Rita, and Babette but saw that Babette hadn’t made it to the bench yet. She was frozen in place, watching from a distance, while Marcus and Rita sat side by side, laughing in the sun. They were watching H.T. and his friends dancing on the boardwalk to loud hip-hop music coming from a boom box. H.T. was doing some kind of fancy, spinning handstand. Marcus and Rita were sitting very, very close.
“Babette!” Jane called out—more loudly than was necessary during a gap in the music—and Rita looked up and elbowed Marcus, who quickly put space between them.
Babette turned to Jane, who caught up with her, and together they joined Marcus and Rita.
They all watched H.T.’s crew dance for a while more, and then Jane pulled out the photo of Birdie and the legless man, which was tucked into the front cover of one of her texts. What Mr. Simmons had said made her realize why she’d taken it from the house, why she’d been carrying it around. When H.T. stopped dancing, she walked over and said, “Hey.”
“Hey.” He looked at her expectantly.
“I was looking through some of my grandmother’s old stuff and I found this picture.” She looked at the picture again now and felt like this was probably a huge mistake. But there was no turning back. “It’s her and a guy who also, well . . .” She suddenly couldn’t find words.
H.T. snatched the photo out of her hand and looked at it, then said, “Oh, man, no way. Johnny Eck, the Half Boy. This guy’s, like, my idol.”
“Really?”
“Totally.”
“Jane,” Babette said, with a whine. “Come on. Let’s go.”
“You can have it,” Jane said to H.T. “I mean, if you want it.”
“For real?”
“Jane!” Babette said again.
“Yeah,” Jane said to H.T.
“Awesome,” he said. “Thanks.” Then he turned to Babette and said, “And why are you in such a hurry, Little B?”
Jane thought it was cute he had a nickname for her.
 
Jane had done all her homework and made another search of the attic and her own room for her mother’s journal—what a nagging thing that was, to know it existed and might still—but there were still hours to fill before she was meeting Leo. If he was even going to show up.
She’d found a VHS copy of an old movie called Freaks in the attic and decided to watch and see if maybe Birdie was in it. Heading downstairs with it she heard voices—plural—coming from her brother’s room. He had a girl with him. Jane didn’t even want to think about who it was and what would happen when Babette found out.
She fixed herself a snack in the kitchen and started the movie, which seemed like it had been made for shock value, with a thin plot about a circus sideshow. There were two pinheads and a torso boy and those same Siamese twins who had been in Is It Human? and, yes, there was a bird woman, but it wasn’t Birdie. And what kind of crazy world was it when two women could get famous pretending to be part bird?
She almost turned it off a few times, it was so bad, but it was also strangely compelling, and then it was almost over and there was a banquet because a normal woman was marrying one of the freaks—some kind of miniature man—and they were at a table with big goblets and the freaks were stomping on the table, chanting, “Gooble gobble. Gooble gobble. We accept her. We accept her. One of us, one of us.”
Pounding and pounding and stomping and stomping and then saying it again, over and over, in a strange sort of initiation ritual.
Gooble gobble. Gooble gobble.
It was creepy as all get-out and then, thankfully, it was over.
When her brother came downstairs with Rita trailing behind him, Jane was almost happy to see them.
Rita said to Jane, “Walk me to the door?”
Jane got up, followed Rita down the hall.
“Hey, do me a favor,” Rita said, her hand already on the knob. “Don’t tell Babette I was here.”
Jane was studying her closely, looking at the way her hair—no longer pulled back in the ponytail she’d worn all day—seemed so unruly.
Rita said. “You know how she is.”
“Yes,” Jane said. “I do.”
Marcus was whistling while looking for something to eat in the kitchen when Jane returned. She said, “I hope you know what you’re doing,” and he said, “Don’t lose any sleep over it, sis.”
“You know,” she snapped. “You’re sort of becoming a jerk.”
“Why? Because I don’t like Babette? Get real.” He took a Coke out of the fridge, snapped it open, and went upstairs.
Jane sat down at the kitchen table, where a note from her father that she hadn’t noticed earlier read Loki meeting in city late afternoon. Order takeout. A twenty-dollar bill peeked out from behind it. But Jane wasn’t hungry, and anyway dinnertime had passed. She went to her bag and got out the photo Legs had given her, then looked at the clock on the wall.
It was late for a lot of people.
But not for people who ran clubs.
 
Walking down the boardwalk by the light of a crescent moon, Jane could almost feel its pull in the air around her. Something about the way she was moving in the world now made her feel like there were invisible tendons and connections everywhere. The gravitational pull of Coney, of Leo, of her mother’s past, was right there in front of her, where she could touch it.
As she walked up the carpeted staircase to the Coral Room, she heard music—a deep, sultry, slow beat. Pushing through a set of doors at the top of the stairs, she slid into the room as inconspicuously as she could. At the far end of the room, in weird contrast to the seascape, a woman pranced around onstage wearing a polka-dot bra and some matching boy-shorts. She was dancing to old-timey piano music, making strange, pouting faces. During a drum break, she bent forward and blew a big kiss, jiggling her breasts.
Jane slid into one of only two empty booths along the wall opposite the bar and hoped that no one noticed her until she figured out exactly what she was going to say if anyone other than Beth asked her what she was doing there.
But it was hard to think straight. A little card pyramid on the table announced that it was Burlesque Night, and Jane couldn’t take her eyes off the woman onstage, her pale skin, her red lipstick, her increasingly scanty outfit. She’d just moved her bra straps off her shoulders while looking tantalizingly over her shoulder at the crowd. Then she turned and revealed breasts bare except for gold tassels hanging from her nipples, which she somehow managed to spin around. Looking back at the aquarium and finding some of those gold fish, Jane thought that yes, it was the same kind of shimmer, the same shade of gold.
She watched a white blowfish make slow progress across the bottom front edge of the tank. And when she looked up there was a new girl onstage. She was wearing a black bikini and dancing with two huge black wings made of feathers. The music was a classical song that Jane recognized from the deep boom of horns—“The Ride of the Valkyries.”
BUM-BUM-BUM. Bum-be-bum. Bum-be-bum.
Flap. Flap. Jiggle. Jiggle.
BUM-BUM-BUM. Bum-be-bum. Bum-be-bum.
That’s when Beth saw her and came over.
“Hey there,” she said, sliding into the booth. “Everything okay?”
“Yeah,” Jane said, wondering why it felt like a lie. Everything was okay, wasn’t it? “I wanted to show you this.”
She pulled the photo out of her bag and put it on the table in front of Beth. “It was in the archives at school.”
“Wow,” Beth said carefully, and then she held the photo closer to the small light sconce on the wall of the booth. Then, finally, she shook her head and put the photo down. “We were so young.”
Jane picked it up and turned it over. “It says D.S.C. on the back. Do you know what that means?” It didn’t matter that she already knew it had to be the Dreamland Social Club. She wanted to be told.
Beth’s eyes got sad. “Oh, honey,” she said, shaking her head again. She pushed the photo over so that it sat in front of Jane. “Here’s what I will tell you.” She pointed to the face of one of the boys in the photo and said, “That’s one of your mother’s ex-boyfriends.”
“Really?” Jane studied the boy’s face. “What was his name?”
“You’re not going to like it.” Beth tapped his face with her finger. “That’s Freddy Claverack.”
 
“You gonna walk right by?” the voice said. “You’re a regular ole Looky Lou.”
Jane’s head snapped toward the voice, and she saw a man holding a microphone standing in front of the Shoot the Freak booth.
“Well, would you look at that?” He nodded at her. “She’s got ears. Just not the nerve to shoot the Freak.”
He had dark peach fuzz for hair and wore mirrored sunglasses that covered half his face. His neck pooled under his chin like a deflated inner tube, and his belly pushed out on a Mets T-shirt that barely met the top edge of his denim shorts. Turning away from Jane he said, to no one in particular, “Shoot the Freak in the freakin’ head.”
Jane looked up and down the boardwalk—saw no sign of anyone she knew, though it was a warm night so pretty bustling with people—and then she stepped up to the guy and studied the Shoot the Freak booth.
The target was standing among the field’s scrap metal and trash, just standing there and waiting. The entire scene was splattered with paint, and paint guns rested on a ledge in front of Jane. She said, “How much?”
Peach Fuzz pointed to the sign that Jane really should have seen, hanging right behind him. Ten bucks for ten rounds sounded like a lot, and Jane thought maybe she’d just move on but suddenly she really wanted to shoot the Freak.
“I don’t have all night,” he said.
“Fine.” She reached for her wallet and handed him the money.
Peach Fuzz loaded up a gun with paint pellets, then handed it to Jane. She stabilized her hands by propping her elbows up on the barrier between the boardwalk and the Freak’s junk-metal obstacle course and found her target. He was moving slowly, swaying on his feet and holding a plastic shield. Jane aimed low and fired. Orange paint exploded on the Freak’s leg.
He started to show a little more life as she fired again, and hit him again—imagining now that he was a Claverack. Harvey. Cliff. Freddy. It didn’t matter. Right then something about the Freak’s body movements—he took a few determined steps forward—made Jane think he was getting mad. But if he didn’t want to get hit, he needed to move around more, show some hustle.
She popped him again, this time with a splatter of blue and this time imagining he was Leo, who’d canceled on her. Leo who was on course to break her heart.
Peach Fuzz was trying to attract a crowd. “Check, check, check it out. We’ve got a sharpshooter here.” The last word sounded like heeya.
She let the rest of her rounds pop faster once she’d gotten the hang of the gun, and she hit the Freak each time. When the gun was emptied—and that last time, it was her mother, her mysterious, elusive, dead, fun mother whose image had flashed through her mind—she put it down and felt a rush of excitement at how well she’d done.
“Not bad,” he said, and Jane said, “Thanks.”
He gathered up some saliva in his mouth with a whipping sound and then spat on the boardwalk and shrugged.
High on catharsis, Jane blurted, “You should give out prizes or something.”
“Yeah.” He was counting a wad of bills. “I’ll look into that.”
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