Chapter 11
When the ladies removed after dinner, Elizabeth ran up to her
sister, and seeing her well guarded from cold, attended her into
the drawing-room, where she was welcomed by her two friends with
many professions of pleasure; and Elizabeth had never seen them so
agreeable as they were during the hour which passed before the
gentlemen appeared. Their powers of conversation were considerable.
They could describe an entertainment with accuracy, relate an
anecdote with humour, and laugh at their acquaintance with spirit.
But when the gentlemen entered, Jane was no longer the first
object; Miss Bingley's eyes were instantly turned toward Darcy, and
she had something to say to him before he had advanced many steps.
He addressed himself to Miss Bennet, with a polite congratulation;
Mr. Hurst also made her a slight bow, and said he was "very glad";
but diffuseness and warmth remained for Bingley's salutation. He
was full of joy and attention. The first half-hour was spent in
piling up the fire, lest she should suffer from the change of room;
and she removed at his desire to the other side of the fireplace,
that she might be further from the door. He then sat down by her,
and talked scarcely to anyone else. Elizabeth, at work in the
opposite corner, saw it all with great delight. When tea was over,
Mr. Hurst reminded his sister-in-law of the card-table— but in
vain. She had obtained private intelligence that Mr. Darcy did not
wish for cards; and Mr. Hurst soon found even his open petition
rejected. She assured him that no one intended to play, and the
silence of the whole party on the subject seemed to justify her.
Mr. Hurst had therefore nothing to do, but to stretch himself on
one of the sofas and go to sleep. Darcy took up a book; Miss
Bingley did the same; and Mrs. Hurst, principally occupied in
playing with her bracelets and rings, joined now and then in her
brother's conversation with Miss Bennet. Miss Bingley's attention
was quite as much engaged in watching Mr. Darcy's progress through
HIS book, as in reading her own; and she was perpetually either
making some inquiry, or looking at his page. She could not win him,
however, to any conversation; he merely answered her question, and
read on. At length, quite exhausted by the attempt to be amused
with her own book, which she had only chosen because it was the
second volume of his, she gave a great yawn and said, "How pleasant
it is to spend an evening in this way! I declare after all there is
no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything
than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable
if I have not an excellent library." No one made any reply. She
then yawned again, threw aside her book, and cast her eyes round
the room in quest for some amusement; when hearing her brother
mentioning a ball to Miss Bennet, she turned suddenly towards him
and said: "By the bye, Charles, are you really serious in
meditating a dance at Netherfield? I would advise you, before you
determine on it, to consult the wishes of the present party; I am
much mistaken if there are not some among us to whom a ball would
be rather a punishment than a pleasure." "If you mean Darcy," cried
her brother, "he may go to bed, if he chooses, before it begins—
but as for the ball, it is quite a settled thing; and as soon as
Nicholls has made white soup enough, I shall send round my cards."
"I should like balls infinitely better," she replied, "if they were
carried on in a different manner; but there is something
insufferably tedious in the usual process of such a meeting. It
would surely be much more rational if conversation instead of
dancing were made the order of the day." "Much more rational, my
dear Caroline, I dare say, but it would not be near so much like a
ball." Miss Bingley made no answer, and soon afterwards she got up
and walked about the room. Her figure was elegant, and she walked
well; but Darcy, at whom it was all aimed, was still inflexibly
studious. In the desperation of her feelings, she resolved on one
effort more, and, turning to Elizabeth, said: "Miss Eliza Bennet,
let me persuade you to follow my example, and take a turn about the
room. I assure you it is very refreshing after sitting so long in
one attitude." Elizabeth was surprised, but agreed to it
immediately. Miss Bingley succeeded no less in the real object of
her civility; Mr. Darcy looked up. He was as much awake to the
novelty of attention in that quarter as Elizabeth herself could be,
and unconsciously closed his book. He was directly invited to join
their party, but he declined it, observing that he could imagine
but two motives for their choosing to walk up and down the room
together, with either of which motives his joining them would
interfere. "What could he mean? She was dying to know what could be
his meaning?"— and asked Elizabeth whether she could at all
understand him? "Not at all," was her answer; "but depend upon it,
he means to be severe on us, and our surest way of disappointing
him will be to ask nothing about it." Miss Bingley, however, was
incapable of disappointing Mr. Darcy in anything, and persevered
therefore in requiring an explanation of his two motives. "I have
not the smallest objection to explaining them," said he, as soon as
she allowed him to speak. "You either choose this method of passing
the evening because you are in each other's confidence, and have
secret affairs to discuss, or because you are conscious that your
figures appear to the greatest advantage in walking; if the first,
I would be completely in your way, and if the second, I can admire
you much better as I sit by the fire." "Oh! shocking!" cried Miss
Bingley. "I never heard anything so abominable. How shall we punish
him for such a speech?" "Nothing so easy, if you have but the
inclination," said Elizabeth. "We can all plague and punish one
another. Tease him— laugh at him. Intimate as you are, you must
know how it is to be done."
"But upon my honour, I do not. I do assure you that my intimacy has not yet
taught me that. Tease calmness of manner
and presence of mind! No, no— feel he may defy us there. And as to
laughter, we will not expose ourselves, if you please, by
attempting to laugh without a subject. Mr. Darcy may hug
himself."
"Mr. Darcy is not to be laughed
at!" cried Elizabeth. "That is an uncommon advantage, and uncommon
I hope it will continue, for it would be a great loss to me to have many such acquaintances. I dearly love a
laugh."
"Miss Bingley," said he, "has given me more credit than can be. The
wisest and the best of men— nay, the wisest and best of their
actions— may be rendered ridiculous by a person whose first object
in life is a joke."
"Certainly," replied Elizabeth—
"there are such people, but I hope I am not one of them. I hope I never ridicule what is wise and good.
Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies, do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I
can. But these, I suppose, are precisely what you are
without."
"Perhaps that is not possible for anyone. But it has been the study
of my life to avoid those weaknesses which often expose a strong
understanding to ridicule." "Such as vanity and pride." "Yes,
vanity is a weakness indeed. But pride— where there is a real
superiority of mind, pride will be always under good regulation."
Elizabeth turned away to hide a smile. "Your examination of Mr.
Darcy is over, I presume," said Miss Bingley; "and pray what is the
result?" "I am perfectly convinced by it that Mr. Darcy has no
defect. He owns it himself without disguise." "No," said Darcy, "I
have made no such pretension. I have faults enough, but they are
not, I hope, of understanding. My temper I dare not vouch for. It
is, I believe, too little yielding—certainly too little for the
convenience of the world. I cannot forget the follies and vices of
other so soon as I ought, nor their offenses against myself. My
feelings are not puffed about with every attempt to move them. My
temper would perhaps be called resentful. My good opinion once
lost, is lost forever."
"That is a
failing indeed!" cried Elizabeth. "Implacable re sentment IS a
shade in a character. But you have chosen your fault well. I really
cannot laugh at it. You are safe from
me."
"There is, I believe, in every disposition a tendency to some
particular evil— a natural defect, which not even the best
education can overcome."
"And your
defect is to hate everybody."
"And yours, "he replied with a smile, "is willfully to
misunderstand them." "Do let us have a little music," cried Miss
Bingley, tired of a conversation in which she had no share.
"Louisa, you will not mind my waking Mr. Hurst?" Her sister had not
the smallest objection, and the pianoforte was opened; and Darcy,
after a few moments' recollection, was not sorry for it. He began
to feel the danger of paying Elizabeth too much attention.