Furat Emptor—
LET THE BUYER GO MAD

Ministerium consultatorium rerum technicarum tibi gratias agit quod vocavisti

Thank you for calling tech support

Verisimile est te haudquaquam intellegere quod dicimus; quid enim?

You probably don’t understand a word we’re saying; but so what?

Vocatum tuum nullius momenti putamus eumque neglegemus in ordine

Your call is of no interest to us and will be ignored in the order it was received

Fieri potest ut vocatum tuum subauscultemus vel transcribamus animi causa

Your call may be monitored or recorded to provide us with entertainment

Omnes auxiliatores nostri nunc emptores alios furiant

All of our representatives are currently driving other customers crazy

Necesse tibi est morari circa tres dies et dimidiam

Your approximate waiting time is three and one-half days

Preme gullulam primam uti musicam molestam audias

Press one to hear irritating music

Preme secundam ut sonum funis occupati audias

Press two to hear a busy signal

Preme tertiam uti tinnitum sempiternum lineae vacuae audias

Press three for the endless ringing of a non-working extension

Preme quartam uti statim disiungaris

Press four to be immediately disconnected

Sit iucundus tibi dies

Have a nice day