T-shirt Slogans—
TITULI TUNICALES

CARPE NAREM

Pick your nose

CAPE SOMNUM

Catch some “z’s”

CAPIAMUS CEREVISIAM

Let’s grab a beer

CAVE LABOREM

Beware of work

MORANS FAC PAUSAM UT SEDES BIROTARUM OLFACIAS

Take time to stop and smell the bicycle seats

PUTEO ERGO SUM

I stink, therefore I am

VENI, VIDI, VOMUI

I came, I saw, I blew lunch

SOLVE LORA INFERNIS

Unleash hell

OSTENDE MIHI PECUNIAM

Show me the money

PARENTES MEI DIMIDIUM EUROPAE DESPOLIA VERUNT. EGO TAMEN NIL ACCEPI PRAETER HANC TUNICULAM MISELLAM

My parents plundered half of Europe and all I got was this stupid T-shirt

ABES ETIAM A CONSILIO INSULTANDI MIHI NISI LATINE LOQUI SCIAS

Don’t even think of dissing me unless you speak Latin

ILLUC IVI, ILLUD FECI

Been there, done that