SCENE 1.

The podracing track at Mos Espa on the planet Tatooine.

Enter ANAKIN SKYWALKER.

ANAKIN

How all occasions do inform toward me

To spur my action here! The Jedi comes—

Of all the junk shops in all towns in all

Of Tatooine, he walketh into mine.

Yea, enters he unto my simple life

Upon the instant my machine’s complete.

My podracer is ready for the nonce

As though ’twere Fortune’s hand that crafted it.

Now lies their fate—and mayhap mine as well—

Upon the skill with which I race today.

Be with me, brave gone souls of slaves who pass’d

Before me, those who work’d and sweated for

Another’s gain. Ancestors mine, be here—

O, make me quick in my maneuvering,

And strong in my resolve and my control,

And brave to face those who would do me wrong.

I ride with what I am and as I may—

I ride, and in the end it must suffice.

Enter SEBULBA and other PODRACERS below, preparing to race and waving to the crowd, with QUI-GON JINN, SHMI SKYWALKER, JAR JAR BINKS, R2-D2, C-3PO, and KITSTER coming to help ANAKIN. Enter FODE AND BEED, a two-headed creature, commentating aside.

BEED

Toong mee cha kulkah du Boonta magi!

Tah oos azalus ooval podraces!

FODE

Indeed, the sun doth shine and all is calm

For this year’s Boonta Classic. Crowds arrive

From all the far-flung territories of

The Outer Rim. Behold, contestants ’gin

To make their preparation on the grid

Where our great race commenceth. See them now,

Familiar in our mouths as household words—

Ben Quadinaros, podracer of Tund,

Gasgano, he who hath from Troiken come,

The two-time champion, e’en he: Boles Roor,

The reigning winner, swift Sebulba of

The city Pixelito, and the one

Consider’d favorite to win today.

Shall favor smile upon the favorite?

Next, in the front, by pole position near,

It is Mawhonic, he of third-eye sight.

And greetings, too, to Clegg Holdfast and his

Sharp Voltec KT9 Wasp podracer.

Returning to th’arena is Dud Bolt,

With the Vulptereen three-two-seven, it

Of marvelous construction and design.

Behold one who hath fervent hopes today:

Ody Mandrell, with droid pit team that hath

Establish’d standards new for skill and speed.

And last, one lately come into the fray,

Young Anakin Skywalker, local lad.

The standards in procession are display’d

As all anticipate the starting sign.

[A procession is held, with C-3PO carrying a canopy.

SHMI

O, Anakin, I bid thee: be thou safe.

ANAKIN

Thy words, sweet mother, are like balm to me.

Thus hear my dutiful response: I shall

In ev’ry turn attempt to keep me safe.

[Exit Shmi. Sebulba, aside, breaks a part of Anakin’s podracer.

SEBULBA

Uh-oh … ha ha! [Approaching Anakin:] Bazda wahota, shag.

Dob’ella Nok. Yoka to Bantha pood’.

ANAKIN

Cha skrunee da pat, sleemo.

[Exit Sebulba.

He doth say

This race shall see the end of me, but nay,

Methinks that I shall see the end of it.

QUI-GON

Art thou preparèd, Anakin?

ANAKIN

—Forsooth!

QUI-GON

Then I shall lift thee e’en as thou lift us.

[Qui-Gon lifts Anakin into his podracer.

I prithee, do remember these few things:

Fear not, but concentrate upon the moment,

Be mindful of thy feelings, not thy thoughts,

And utilize what instincts thou dost have.

ANAKIN

Kind sir, I thank thee and shall these obey.

QUI-GON

The Force be always with thee, brilliant boy.

[Exeunt Qui-Gon and Jar Jar as Anakin dons his helmet.

BEED

O grandio lust, amu intoe paren’:

A Jabba o du Hutt.

FODE

—See Jabba here

To start our glorious race.

Enter JABBA OF THE HUTT, aside.

JABBA

—Tam ka chee Boon’

Kee madda hodrudda du wundee na.

Ka bazza kundee hodrudda, ho ho!

BEED

Ya pawa culka doe rundee hazzah!

FODE

With Jabba’s speech the race may now commence!

The power couplings are engag’d, whilst all

Do flee the grid. The race begins anon!

[Exit Jabba.

Enter QUI-GON JINN, PADMÉ, JAR JAR BINKS, and SHMI SKYWALKER above, on balcony, spectating.

SHMI

Are all his nerves beset with fear and angst?

QUI-GON

Methinks he shall do well; be not afeard.

PADMÉ

You Jedi have an undue recklessness.

The queen shall not—

QUI-GON

—Nay, handmaiden, be still.

Presume thou not to speak for thy great queen.

She trusts my judgment, e’en as thou shouldst do.

PADMÉ

Thou dost assume too much, with pride too great.

FODE

Podracers all, give fire unto your engines!

JAR JAR

O dissen be messee, me no watch …

[Courtiers play a fanfare, signaling the start of the podrace. The podracers fly off, exiting, except Anakin Skywalker and Ben Quadinaros.

ANAKIN

Alack, so swift begun and swiftly stopp’d!

The others fly, while I am here assail’d.

My engine runneth down—what foul mischance!

FODE

Ahh, look! Small Skywalker hath stall’d at once.

KITSTER

O, Anakin, be gone—take wing and fly!

ANAKIN

The field flies far beyond me, gone. Fie, fie!

FODE

Ben Quadinaros hath some trouble, too.

ANAKIN

The systems now respond. ’Tis not too late!

Go, vessel swift, and help us reach the goal.

[Anakin’s podracer flies off; exit Anakin.

FODE

Skywalker hath let fly at last. He goes!

Wethinks he’ll find it difficult indeed

To match the others’ speed and take the lead.

QUI-GON

[to Padmé and Jar Jar:] I bid thee, mark the race and bring us news.

[Exeunt Padmé and Jar Jar.

[To Shmi:] My lady, do not fear: all shall be well,

For verily the boy’s a pilot skill’d.

He knoweth well the import of this race

And I believe he shall not fail our hopes.

Enter JAR JAR BINKS.

JAR JAR

Sebulba knockee Mawhonic, oo,

He downee onna grounnee hurtsa.

QUI-GON

And what of Anakin? Hast thou seen him?

JAR JAR

He stilla comin’ from behinnee—

Dey comin’ to da canyon soonee.

[Exit Jar Jar Binks.

QUI-GON

The canyon putteth all of them betwixt

A formidable rock and a hard place.

Enter PADMÉ.

PADMÉ

He pulls ahead with speed superior!

Those farthest back he passeth easily—

Mayhap the lad may still the leaders catch.

They disappear’d unto the dark-fill’d caves,

Some other pod and Anakin withal.

Upon the other side did Anakin

Come forth, yet not the other—maybe he

Some misadventure in the tunnel had.

QUI-GON

I bid thee thanks for this complete report.

[Exit Padmé.

SHMI

He still doth live: thus far, it is enough.

FODE

Some Tusken Raiders are position’d on

The canyon dune turn, there to fire upon

The hapless racers.

SHMI

—Nay? May they do this?

QUI-GON

E’en if they may not, seemeth it they will.

[Ben Quadinaros’s podracer bursts into flame and breaks into pieces.

FODE

The last to start is now the first who’s finish’d:

Ben Quadinaros’ power coupling fails!

Contenders in the ranks now lack by one.

Enter SEBULBA and other PODRACERS on one side. All fly through and quickly exit except ODY MANDRELL, who stops to make repairs to his podracer.

BEED

Chubba ni chees!

FODE

—Sebulba in the lead!

BEED

Ody Mandrell coona wa wunda dung’.

FODE

His droid pit team is slow to make repairs.

And what’s this we behold? One droid is pull’d

Into his engine, and his pod’s destroy’d.

C-3PO

But where is Master Anakin?

R2-D2

—Beep, squeak!

SHMI

Look now, he comes anon. O, Anakin!

FODE

Young Skywalker advanceth in the field!

Enter ANAKIN SKYWALKER and other PODRACERS on one side, flying through and quickly exiting.

KITSTER

Hurrah!

R2-D2

[aside:]        —Exciting ’tis, but all’s not won:

Let us not spend our eagerness too soon.

[To C-3PO:] Beep, meep, meep, hoo, squeak, whistle, whistle, beep.

C-3PO

Full two more revolutions he must make?

O dear—I fear ’tis two too many, troth.

Enter JAR JAR BINKS.

QUI-GON

What news canst share? Hath he yet passèd more?

JAR JAR

De bad Gasgano stay in frontee.

No lettee Anakin go passee.

And den Boles Roor did hittee Ani,

But he jes’ flip and pass him over!

QUI-GON

Your words do testify unto his skill.

[Exit Jar Jar Binks.

SHMI

[aside:] O, hear my plea, you fates and fortunes all:

Let not my boy meet his untimely end

Upon this field where injury and death

So speedily consume whome’er they wish.

He is not made for crushing done in haste,

He’d not be broken by rapidity,

He should not in a hurry meet his end,

He doth deserve a life at his own pace.

Instead, let him return for all that shall

Occur in his most strange and charmèd life.

These strangers to his future hold the key,

’Tis plain to me, though ’tis unknown as yet.

Thus, give him all success for their fond hopes.

Yet even more, my heart’s entreaty is:

Bring him yet safely back into my arms,

That I may tell him of his mother’s love.

Enter PADMÉ.

PADMÉ

More news: Sebulba plied his trickery

Upon a racer, which did make him crash.

The fragments of his podracer ran swift

Past Anakin. Indeed, I thought him gone,

For none could those projectiles large avoid.

Yet I was wrong, the boy did make escape,

And started to draw nearer to the front.

QUI-GON

’Tis wonderful.

PADMÉ

—Nay, I have not told all.

As he approach’d, his cockpit disengag’d

From one of his two engines. This did throw

His pod into some disarray. The last

That I did see, ere hither I return’d,

He had not set his errant pod aright.

FODE

Skywalker spinneth wildly, sans control!

QUI-GON

Go quickly, handmaiden, see what befalls!

[Exit Padmé.

The lad is clever, madam, and shall make

This problem into opportunity.

Pray, mark my words: his instincts shall not fail.

Enter JAR JAR BINKS.

JAR JAR

Be nottee fraydee, he’s okayee!

The little Anakin did usee

A magnet, wowsa powafulla,

He pullee line back to his selfa,

Den reconnect da ting and fixee!

Den back he go, into da canyon.

SHMI

Thank ev’ry mercy that my son is safe.

Full many thanks, sweet Jar Jar, for this news.

QUI-GON

Now thither go again to see what’s next!

JAR JAR

[aside:] Mayhap he should go see it for himself.

Am I his scratching post and eyesight both?

But soft now, Jar Jar, all is for the good:

This boy indeed shall fashion our next steps.

[Exit Jar Jar.

FODE

Alas, I care not where thou hailest from,

Such crash shall put thee in a wretched state.

SHMI

What’s this of “crash”? What doth the creature mean?

QUI-GON

Indeed, I do not know. Belike our true

And loyal messengers shall tell us all.

SHMI

It is the knowing not that maketh me

So ache with fear and anguish for my boy.

Enter PADMÉ.

QUI-GON

What now, what news? We heard some tell of crash.

PADMÉ

’Twas not our Anakin. The Tuskens have

Once more struck from the heights, and with their guns

Did shoot down yet another luckless pod.

By all that’s marvelous, the lad still flies,

And ever nearer to Sebulba draws.

Enter JAR JAR BINKS.

JAR JAR

Behold, iss Anakin. Owooee!

Enter SEBULBA, ANAKIN SKYWALKER, and other PODRACERS on one side, flying through and quickly exiting.

FODE

Against all expectation, as the lap—

Yea, e’en the final lap—commenceth, ’tis

Sebulba in the front with Skywalker

Near to his heels, and biting at his lead!

KITSTER

O fly, swift Anakin, and make me proud!

PADMÉ

Pray, do not say the word, Qui-Gon: we go

To eagerly behold the final act.

[Exeunt Padmé and Jar Jar Binks.

QUI-GON

I said so ere this, winsome lady, and

Declare once more: I sense the boy shall win,

And when he doth prevail we shall behold

The swift fulfillment of our mighty hope.

SHMI

Your solace is most reassuring, sir,

Yet I maintain: the mother’s sole concern

Is for the son, and not the broader cause.

FODE

Young Skywalker is forc’d to ride upon

The service ramp—unfortunate this turn!

SHMI

First down, then up, and next in danger great.

This racing of the pods is made for souls

Much braver, more courageous than myself.

Enter PADMÉ.

QUI-GON

How now? Art back so soon?

PADMÉ

—’Tis pain t’observe!

With what abusive knocks Sebulba drives

The boy aside, e’en to the limit of

The path. ’Twas nearly more than I could bear.

As Anakin was forcèd far off course,

It seem’d Sebulba had the lead secure,

And nothing could disrupt his triumph sure.

Yet even then all was not lost, in truth—

Another startling turn had Fate to make:

Like some astounding phoenix rising from

The ashes where it recently did burn,

The boy comes swooping o’er the enemy

And in a blaze of fire doth fly ahead.

SHMI

What can this mean?

PADMÉ

—Hear, madam, and believe:

The boy hath ta’en the lead.

SHMI

—Ahh, can it be?

I almost am more shaken by this news

That he could win, than when I did believe

He had but little chance.

FODE

—’Tis Skywalker!

A swift control thrust putteth him on track—

Such flying we’ve not seen for ages. Zounds!

Enter JAR JAR BINKS.

JAR JAR

His podracer is breakee breakee!

QUI-GON

What’s this? [To Padmé:] I prithee, go and see again.

[Exit Padmé.

FODE

Now ’tis some trouble for small Skywalker—

Sebulba hath again reclaim’d the front.

JAR JAR

De bad Sebulba come behindee,

He sneakee up, and Ani scaredee.

Den did a part fall off his shippee,

Dere lotsa smoke, Sebulba coughin’,

But den Sebulba zoom in frontee.

O! Meesa canna take it nowa.

QUI-GON

Divulge yourself, most honor’d, noble Force!

Be seen by ev’ry soul that gathers here

To watch the pods fly o’er this desert course.

Show them the power that the Force doth give,

E’en to a lowly youth as Anakin.

Display the wisdom and experience

That one is heir to in the Force’s sway.

Reveal how weak are those who nothing know

Of your astonishing and awesome strength.

Make known here in the sight of this large crowd,

That none succeed who do not know your name.

Enter PADMÉ.

PADMÉ

Another turn upon another turn!

FODE

The lad again doth chase Sebulba’s tail—

And nearly hath he overtaken him!

BEED

O inkabunga!

FODE

—Mad the human small

Most certain be, to make such desperate

Maneuvers.

BEED

—Punda tah punda.

FODE

—E’en now

The two are side by side.

BEED

—Bangu du bang’!

PADMÉ

The double-man speaks true! Our Anakin

Had lost his engine—nearly did he wreck—

Yet manag’d he to bring it back online.

As they tore through the canyon, Anakin

Gave chase until he ran not far behind.

Then, with a valor well beyond his years,

Drew he aside Sebulba, and did hook

The Dug’s fleet pod so that they rode as one.

At last, when Anakin had all arrang’d,

He drove his vessel forward, which did blow

Sebulba’s pod into a thousand parts.

A’whining and a’crying in the sand,

Sebulba is defeated! I expect

The swift return of Ani’s pod anon!

QUI-GON

O, thank the Force!

SHMI

—Past expectation, this!

Enter ANAKIN SKYWALKER, crossing the finish line in triumph.

KITSTER

Hurrah!

R2-D2

—Beep, meep, beep, squeak!

C-3PO

—O merry day!

Mine eyes had not believ’d it possible.

[Exeunt Qui-Gon, Shmi, Padmé, and Jar Jar from balcony.

FODE

How all in joy and frenzied mirth do greet

This unexpected, wondrous champion!

The cheer that rises from the thousands here

Is more than we have heard in all our days!

Enter QUI-GON JINN, SHMI SKYWALKER, PADMÉ, and JAR JAR BINKS to welcome ANAKIN.

JAR JAR

Yay, Anakin! De clever boyee!

ANAKIN

O mother! Didst thou see? I have prevail’d!

QUI-GON

What marvelous accomplishment, bright star

Of Tatooine. Thou makest me most proud.

The Force was present with thee here, forsooth.

PADMÉ

[embracing Anakin:] We owe to thee our boundless gratitude—

When we look’d for a hero, thou didst come.

ANAKIN

Fine lady, if I did but make you glad,

Then ev’ry nervous turn was worth its pain.

QUI-GON

Now, pardon, I must seek old Watto out,

And claim from him our wages justly earn’d.

[Exeunt Qui-Gon Jinn, Padmé, Jar Jar Binks, Fode and Beed, R2-D2, C-3PO, Kitster, podracers, and crowd.

ANAKIN

Thou hadst no need of worry, mother mine:

Thy boy is safe, is here, and he is thine.

[Shmi takes Anakin in her arms, singing.

SHMI

[sings:] Shall I make merry? O, shall I make mirth?

Thee did I love, since th’instant of thy birth,

To see thee win is unto my heart gain,

Yet still I fear, and sense some future pain.

Hark! Cracks a mother’s heart.

Shall I make merry, O, shall I make mirth?

Today thou hast prov’d thy most ample worth,

Thou showest scores of strength to ev’ryone,

And by the showing, shall I lose a son?

Hark! Cracks a mother’s heart.

Shall I make merry, O, shall I make mirth?

Of quiet moments have our lives a dearth,

The visitors who come are noble men,

Yet when they go, shall I know peace again?

Hark! Cracks a mother’s heart.

[Exeunt.

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