SCENE 3.

Mos Eisley, on the desert planet Tatooine.

Enter C-3PO and R2-D2.

C-3PO

I prithee, lockest thou the door anon!

[They hide behind door.

Enter STORMTROOPERS.

TROOPER 5

This door is lock’d. And as my father oft

Hath said, a lockèd door no mischief makes.

So sure am I that, thus, behind this door

Cannot be found the droids for which we search.

And thus may we move on with conscience clear.

[Exeunt stormtroopers. C-3PO and R2-D2 emerge.

C-3PO

I’ll tell thee true, I would with Master Luke

Prefer to go than now remain with thee.

I do not know what trouble here may be,

Yet certain am I thou deserv’st the blame.

R2-D2

[aside:] I’ll warrant, thou shalt have thy recompense!

[To C-3PO:] Squeak, whistle, beep, meep, nee, meep, whistle, squeak!

C-3PO

Hold thou thy cursing and most cursèd tongue!

Enter OBI-WAN KENOBI and LUKE SKYWALKER.

OBI-WAN

Thou must thy speeder sell.

LUKE

—That matters not.

For ne’er shall I return unto this place.

CHORUS

Young Luke doth with a buyer swiftly meet,

And in a trice a hasty deal is wrought.

A speeder sold along a dusty street—

But with the sale new chance for hope is bought.

LUKE

A paltry sum, in truth! Aye, ever since

The XP-38 hath been releas’d,

This model hath but little value. Fie!

OBI-WAN

Fear not—it shall suffice. ’Twill serve our need.

[All stand aside.

CHORUS

Now while young Luke and Obi-Wan prepare,

Their deeds are watch’d by eyes as yet unseen.

With black beak menacing he spies the pair,

Then comes another fiend with portly mien.

Enter HAN SOLO with CHEWBACCA and JABBA THE HUTT with henchmen.

JABBA

Ba’Solo! Hay lapa no ya, Solo!

HAN

[aside:] Now, marry, ’tis an unexpected scene.

[To Jabba:] Aye, here, thou Jabba slimy and rotund.

I have awaited long thy coming here.

JABBA

Boonowa tweepi. Heh, ho, ha!

HAN

—Nay, nay!

Thou didst not think that I should run, didst thou?

JABBA

Na-Han mah bukee. Keel-ee c’leya kuk’h.

Wanta dah moolee-rah? Muh wonkee chee

Sa crispo Greedo?

HAN

—Next time thou dost wish

To counsel hold with me, pray come thyself!

Send not thy churlish dismal-dreaming knaves.

JABBA

Han, Han. Make-cheesay. Pa’sa tah nay

Ono caulky malia. Ee youngee

D’emperiolo teesaw. Twa spastik’

Wahl no. Yanee dah poo noo.

HAN

—Nay, see here!

As I have said before—O verily,

’Tis though I just have said thus—even I

From time to time have boarded been. Dost thou

Believe that e’er I had the choice? [Aside:] Aye, true,

It sometimes seemeth I repeat myself.

[To Jabba:] Now have I, though, a simple charter found,

And soon as it is done, thy payment shall

Be done as well—belike with interest.

I need but time and I shall do it, Sir.

JABBA

Na-Han ma bukee. Bargon yanah cot’

Da eetha. See fah luto tweentee, ee

Yaba na—

HAN

—Nay, say thou not so much.

Fifteen percent, I’ll warrant, shall be well.

JABBA

See fah luto eetheen, ee yaba ma

Dukey massa. Eeth wong che coh pa na

Geen, nah meet’ toe bunk’ dunko. Lo choda!

HAN

O Jabba, thou wert e’er a kindly soul.

JABBA

Boska!

[Exeunt Jabba and henchmen.

OBI-WAN

—Now if yon ship is truly fast,

As quick as this Han Solo boasted so,

We shall do well.

LUKE

[spying ship:]                     —What folly-fallen ship

Is this? What rough-hewn wayward scut is here?

HAN

Point-five past light speed shall she make, my lad.

Now truly, earneth she low marks for looks,

But still a finer spirit hath no ship.

Full many small improvements have I made

To render her e’en faster than before.

Now, marry, gentlemen, if thou agree,

We shall be off, and speedily, from here.

[Aside:] And if thy mouth insulteth it again,

I promise, boy, thy face shall meet my hand.

[Chewbacca, Obi-Wan, Luke, C-3PO, and R2-D2 board ship.

CHORUS

But ere the ship departs the sandy dock,

The stormtroopers appear with massive threat.

Informèd by the beak’d spy’s trait’rous talk,

They come upon the ship, with weapons set.

Enter STORMTROOPERS.

TROOPER 5

Pray, stop yon ship! Aye, blast them to the stars!

HAN

Chewbacca, prithee, hence! Now let us go!

C-3PO

O, traveling in space, it works me woe!

[Exeunt.

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