Chapter 16
“OH, you’reback, too!”
exclaimed Gabby. “How was the service?”
“Sad,” said Carmela, slumping over and resting her
elbows on the front counter.
Gabby gave a knowing nod. “As are all funerals, I
suppose. Did lots of people show up?”
“It was a very good turnout,” Carmela told her. “I
think Garth was very touched.”
“That’s good,” said Gabby.
“How has it been here?” asked Carmela.
“Steady, but not exactly a breakneck pace. Your
friend Aysia came back to pick up some die cuts and templates. And
Tandy and Baby are waiting in back. You were going to do a
demonstration today?”
Carmela touched a palm to her forehead. “Completely
slipped my mind. And Baby never mentioned it at the service.”
Gabby looked concerned. “Well, they’re here. And
you
wouldn’t have to twist any arms to get those other two ladies to
join in.” She nodded toward two women who were rummaging through a
box of discounted stickers. “They were asking about classes
before.”
“Then let’s round ’em up,” said Carmela.
“You know what you’re going to do?” asked Gabby,
looking slightly apprehensive. “You have a project in mind?”
“I never know exactly how
things will turn out,” responded Carmela. “But, yes, there’s always
a germ of an idea. Thank goodness I have a vivid
imagination.”
“Things just pop into your head, don’t they?” said
Gabby.
“You might say that . . . yes,” said Carmela,
hurrying back to her office, grabbing for essentials on the way. In
fact, she decided, sometimes her head popped with too many
ideas.
“I thought what we’d do today,” began Carmela, once
everyone was settled at the back table, “was work on a craft
project that dovetails with all the different elements of
scrapbooking. I’m talking about exotic papers, rubber stamping,
collages, embellishments, fabrics, ephemera, and even incorporating
small collectibles.” She hesitated, to see how her audience was
reacting so far. Big smiles greeted her.
Carmela reached behind her and grabbed a wooden
shadow box off a wire shelf, then held it up for everyone to see.
Roughly eight by ten inches, the shadow box was approximately two
inches deep and had a solid back wall. “I’d like to show you how to
create a votive box,” she told her audience.
“Just stop right there,” said Tandy, adjusting her
red-framed glasses. “Do you have more of those things?” She
gestured at the shadow box.
Carmela nodded. “A dozen or so in different
sizes.”
“Because I’m going to want to make a couple,” said
Tandy.
“Maybe,” Baby put in tactfully, “we should let
Carmela demonstrate how to make one first?” She reached into her
tote, pulled out a tin of her famous Southern coffee cookies, and
placed it on the table.
Tandy gave an imperceptible nod as her hand snaked
out to grab a cookie. “Of course.”
It didn’t take Carmela long to explain her votive
box. In fact, the instructions were so simple, she worked as she
talked.
First, Carmela lined the back of the shadow box
with a sheet of purple brocade floral paper. Then, she finished the
four edges with a contrasting sheet. A small piece of antiqued
sheet music and a sprig of pink-and-mauve dried flowers were
arranged and tacked against the back wall. Some cream-colored
vintage lace was snugged at the bottom of the shadow box to form a
ruffly floor. Then Carmela added a small antique statue of an
angel, along with a cream-colored candle, a gold key, a small
locket, and a crucifix.
“Amazing,” said Baby. Since she’d also just come
from Melody’s service, she pretty much understood Carmela’s
mindset. “A lovely tribute,” she added.
Tandy narrowed her eyes. “But what if I want to
make a votive box to celebrate . . . say . . . my baby
granddaughter’s birthday?”
“Easily done,” Carmela told her. “You could start
with a more playful background or even a color photocopy of her
birth certificate, then add some baby-inspired items. Think
old-fashioned wooden building blocks, a small angel statue, a knit
bootie, dried flowers, paper dolls, bits of lace and ribbon, some
brass butterfly embellishments . . . whatever you think personalizes it.”
“Neat,” said Gabby, who had come back to watch and
grab a cookie.
“You could even make a votive box filled with
wedding keepsakes, couldn’t you?” asked one of the other women at
the table. She laughed. “My daughter’s getting married next
month.”
“I think that would be lovely,” said Carmela.
While Gabby pulled out more selections of
romance-inspired paper, Carmela grabbed some embellishments—gilded
leaves, buttons, charms, unique fibers, silk flowers, bunches of
plastic grapes, even some antique labels she’d had lying
around.
“This is a great idea,” Gabby whispered to Carmela.
“Are you going to add it to your class schedule?”
Tandy overheard. “Class schedule? Come on, Carmela,
tell us what’s cooking in that clever brain of yours.”
“Still noodling things around,” Carmela told them.
“But right now it looks like I’ll be doing classes on graffito and
memory boxes, as well as a class I’m tentatively calling
‘artifacts.’”
Tandy wrinkled her nose with interest. “Artifacts.
What’s that?”
“Scrapbook pages, collages, and altered books that
look aged and antique,” said Carmela. “Think medieval-looking
triptychs or Parisian-inspired notebooks or even Egyptian-type
collages.”
“Sounds very decorator-y,” said Baby. “Where do I
sign up?”
Carmela worked with the group for another fifteen
minutes or so. Then, when they were all well on the way to
completing their personal masterpieces, she scuttled up front to
arrange new packets of beads and brass brads. When the phone
shrilled at the front desk, she almost welcomed the interruption.
“Hello?”
“Carmela?” purred a familiar male voice.
“Babcock,” she said, pleased that he’d finally
called. “We missed you this morning. At Melody’s funeral.”
“Think of me as being there in spirit,” he told
her.
“What? Because you’ve narrowed down your suspects?
You’re ready to crack this case wide open?”
Babcock sighed. “Investigations don’t usually
unfold that dramatically, Carmela.”
“What a shame,” she replied.
“What I really called about was to see if you had
time for a late lunch,” said Babcock. “Unless, of course, you’ve
already eaten.”
“No, no,” said Carmela, “I’d love to meet you. That
would be a real treat; we never have lunch together.” She
hesitated. “You don’t want me to meet you in some dingy police
cafeteria, do you?”
“Not at all,” said Babcock. “What I thought was . .
. I’d pick up a sack of doughnuts and we’d eat at my desk.”
Carmela made a gagging sound.
“Not keen on doughnuts, huh?” said Babcock. “Then
how about going to Bistro Rouge? It’s a warm day; we can sit
outside.”
“Perfect,” said Carmela. “See you there in twenty
minutes?”
“Better make it thirty.”
Carmela popped back to check on her crafters. Tandy
was well on her way to creating an angel votive box. She’d lined
her shadow box with a cream-colored vellum and added some gold
embossed paper and a filmy pair of angel wings. All that was needed
now was to add a photograph of her angelic granddaughter.
Baby was working a sort of gilded-gold Venetian
theme.
“We have some miniature Venetian masks,” Gabby told
her. “If you’re interested.”
“I think I am,” said Baby.
“Hey,” said Tandy, “have you girls heard about that
new crafter’s retreat over in New Iberia? The lady who owns it is
really into jewelry making, so she calls it a bead and breakfast.”
“Cute,” said Gabby.
Carmela bent down and whispered in Baby’s ear. “Is
there any way you can find out more about Sawyer Barnes?”
Baby nodded. “I could call Del. He has a fairly
wide range of acquaintances and resources. I’m sure he could pull
up something for you.” She reached in her bag for her cell
phone.
“Much appreciated,” said Carmela as the bell over
the front door tinkled. She turned, a ready smile on her face. And
was dismayed to see the glowering face of Glory Meechum, Shamus’s
perpetually argumentative sister, as she stomped her way into the
shop. Now what could have brought Glory to
Memory Mine? Carmela wondered. As if she didn’t know.
“Glory,” said Carmela, speeding toward the front of
her shop. “I had no idea you were going to drop by.”
“No,” spat Glory, “I doubt you would,
Carmela.”
Carmela grimaced. She really didn’t want her
personal issues paraded in front of everyone.
“What’s wrong, Glory? How can I help?” Carmela
figured if she came across a little more friendly, a little more
appeasing, she might be able to lessen Glory’s impact.
But Glory was a large, helmet-haired woman in a
splotchy gray housedress masquerading as a neutron bomb.
“Car-mela!” she brayed. “I
thought we had a deal!”
Rats, Carmela thought to
herself. Now I’m never gonna get my divorce
settlement.
“Nothing’s poured in concrete yet, Glory,” said
Carmela, struggling to keep her tone neutral. “But Shamus has been
very amenable to my request.”
“Oh, bull-jabbers!” snorted Glory. “First you want
one thing, then you want another.” She stared down at Carmela, her
whole body fairly quivering, one baleful eye twitching and blinking
like mad.
Carmela took a step back. Glory was two hundred
fifty pounds of angry banker on a pair of run-down orthopedic
heels. She didn’t fancy a knock-down, drag-out fight with
her.
“We talked about you receiving alimony,” spat
Glory. “Now you’re asking for the house.”
“Things changed,” said Carmela.
“That’s a load of crap,” said Glory.
“No,” countered Carmela, “New Orleans changed. The
economy’s still dicey . . . so I need to know I’ll be
secure.”
“But you’re asking for an entire house!” wailed
Glory.
“Shamus’s house.”
“It was my house, too,” said Carmela. “Until Shamus
bailed on me. And then you went ballistic and drove me out.” She
shook her head. “No, Glory, I’m standing firm. In fact, I’ve
already gone over this with Shamus. He’s definitely come around to
the deal.” Carmela tried to breathe slowly, but her head was
spinning. Glory Meechum’s negative energy could pack a real psychic
wallop. Carmela put a hand on the counter to steady herself.
Somewhere, in all the background noise, she heard high heels
approaching fast, like castanets.
“You don’t deserve to live in the Garden District,”
Glory spat out, the whites of her eyes looking like two boiled
eggs. “You’re not good enough. You’re . . .” This time Glory’s
voice dropped to a mean hiss. “You’re . . . trash!”
Baby was suddenly at Carmela’s side. “Glory,” she
said in her coolest society lady manner. “Is there something I can
help with? Because I couldn’t help but overhear your mentioning the
Garden District. And since I’m on the Neighborhood Watch Board and
the Historic Homes Committee, I was wondering if I could lend my
influence in some way? That is, if you had some sort of
problem.”
“No,” said a sullen Glory. “Carmela and I are
finished here.”
“Thank goodness,” Carmela muttered under her
breath.
“Got your back, darlin’,” said Baby, as Glory spun
about and stomped out the door.
“You’re an angel,” said Carmela. For some reason
Carmela was feeling decidedly fragile.
Baby swept an arm around her. “Glory’s nothin’ but
a mean old snake! Don’t pay attention to anything she says. It’s
all bile and venom.”
“But it can sting,” said Carmela.
“I know that, honey,” said Baby. “So all you can do
is hold your head high and let her words roll right off your back.
She’s genuinely crazy, you know.”
“I know,” said Carmela. Boy, did she know.
“So,” continued Baby, “I called Del and gleaned a
little bit more information for you.”
Carmela suddenly perked up. “About Sawyer
Barnes?”
“Right,” said Baby. “Del said pretty much the same
thing you mentioned earlier. That Sawyer Barnes is a real estate
developer with a penchant for turning grand old mansions and unique
properties into condos.”
“Okay,” said Carmela.
“Del also mentioned that Barnes is a member of the
Pluvius krewe.”
“Shamus’s krewe,” said Carmela. That was an
interesting factoid.
Baby nodded. “And that Barnes was in the military
at one time and probably served in the Gulf War.”
“Thanks,” said Carmela. She thought for a few
moments.
“Not a huge amount to go on.”
“No, it’s not,” said Baby, patting Carmela’s
shoulder, “but it’s what we’ve got. And since you’re a very smart
lady, I assume you’ll figure out how to put it all together.”