Chapter 7
“A SENSE of the absurd?”
said Ava. “Olivia Wainwright really said that?” She lounged against
the refrigerator door, dressed in a faded denim skirt and black
turtleneck, sipping a glass of wine.
“Oh yeah,” said Carmela as she pulled open the oven
door, added Parmesan cheese to her shrimp bake, then shut the door
so her dish could bubble and brown for another couple of
minutes.
Ava, tilting her head to one side, looked a little
pleased. “It’s like she really knows
us.”
Carmela grinned. “I’m not sure whether we should be
flattered or insulted.”
“And the money,” said Ava, a little breathless.
“Olivia really said fifteen thousand each?”
“That’s what she dangled,” said Carmela.
“Then I think we should go ahead and grab it,” said
Ava. “Before Olivia changes her mind, anyway. Lord knows, we
can both use the extra bucks. I know I could. Business has been
okay, but no way has it been gangbusters.”
“I hear you,” said Carmela.
“What’s this Olivia really like?” asked Ava.
“Besides rich.”
“She seemed nice,” said Carmela. “Maybe a trifle
distant. But I think she was just feeling overwhelmed, since she
was the silent partner in Medusa Manor, the person putting up all
the money. Melody had been honchoing the actual day-to-day stuff.
Handling real estate details, set design, buying trips, and
decorating. Like that.”
“That’s why Olivia wants us,” said Ava. “Rich
people always think they can fix a problem by throwing money at
it.”
Carmela thought about the divorce settlement she’d
quickly read through, the papers sitting on the table over there
like some kind of hot potato. “Sometimes they can,” she told
Ava.
“Your shrimp bake is delicious,” raved Ava. They
were at the dining table, still discussing the pros and cons of
working on Medusa Manor—though most of the cons had pretty much
been sloughed aside. “It was either come over here and stuff my fat
face or go out for pizza with Tommy Drummond.”
“Isn’t he the guy who does odd jobs at Hooligan’s
Bar?” asked Carmela. “The one who always looks like he’s on a work
release program from prison?”
Ava nodded. “He’s a sweet guy, but constantly on a
tight budget.” She grimaced. “I don’t want to sound like a complete
gold digger, cher, but I’m not a big fan of
men on a budget.”
“That’s because you’re a champagne-and-caviar
lady,” Carmela pointed out. “You’ve developed a taste for the finer
things in life.”
“I try to,” said Ava. “Of course, when the occasion
is right,
I’m also willing to settle for a glass of Big Easy Beer and a
plate of Louisiana oysters.”
“Nothin’ wrong with that,” said Carmela.
“Hey,” said Ava. “Let’s turn on the news, see if
they’re any closer to catching Melody’s killer.”
“Let’s hope so,” said Carmela, aiming the remote
control at the TV set. “Let’s hope something is happening.” She
hadn’t heard a word from Edgar Babcock yet today, even though he’d
promised to call.
“Look at this,” said Ava, as the six o’clock news
flickered on. “Kimber Breeze is doing her thing. Big whoop.”
“Uh-oh,” said Carmela. “Forgot to tell you. Kimber
came steamrolling into Fire and Ice this afternoon when I was
delivering flowers to Garth. I have a feeling her report this
evening isn’t exactly going to be flattering to him.”
“Kimber’s like the proverbial bad penny,” observed
Ava. “Always turns up.”
“And when she does, she’s trouble,” added
Carmela.
“What’s she holding in her hand there?” mumbled
Ava, squinting at the TV set.
“Cremation jewelry,” Kimber answered from the
screen. “A rather bizarre and strangely morbid collection found
right here at Fire and Ice Jewelers in the French Quarter.”
“What!” said Ava.
“See,” said Carmela, “I told you it wouldn’t be
flattering.”
They watched as Kimber Breeze did what she termed a
“follow-up report” on the murder of Melody Mayfeldt, but what
really turned into a commentary on the curiosities found at Garth
Mayfeldt’s jewelry shop.
“She’s makin’ him look bad,” commented Ava.
“Manipulating her words to make it look like he’s obsessed with
death and funerals. Like some sort of ghoul.”
“Which he’s not,” said Carmela.
“At least you don’t think
he is,” said Ava. She thought for a moment. “You don’t think Garth
could have . . . ?”
“See,” said Carmela, shaking her head. “Now Kimber
Breeze even has you thinking Garth might
have been involved in his own wife’s murder.”
Ava frowned. “I suppose he could have been.”
“No,” said Carmela, “Melody and Garth were in love.
And I can tell you he’s extremely torn up.”
“You can bet your Detective Babcock will check him
out,” said Ava.
“I’m sure he will,” said Carmela. “It’s doubtful
Babcock will leave any stone unturned. But Garth as the killer? I
just don’t see it.”
As Kimber Breeze wrapped up her report, Ava said,
“Do you think Kimber had her nose done? It looks a little upturned
to me. Kind of piggy.” She studied the screen intently. “Or maybe a
brow lift? There’s something different about her.”
“If you ask me,” said Carmela, getting up to clear
plates, “I’d say she gained weight.” Obviously, Carmela harbored no
love for Kimber Breeze.
“That’s it,” laughed Ava, as Kimber signed off.
“Kimber’s packed on a few pounds. Her face looks fuller and I’ll
bet her caboose is, too.”
“Maybe more than a few pounds,” Carmela called from
the kitchen, really getting into it now.
“She’s probably got those jiggly little dingleberry
things under her arms,” giggled Ava. “She better get in gear and
start lifting dumbbells.”
“Better lifting one than marrying one,” said
Carmela. Returning to the table, she plopped down a heavy manila
envelope.
“What’s this?” asked Ava. “You got a pen
pal?”
“Lawyer stuff,” said Carmela. “Shamus’s attorney
sent over what he termed a generous and thoughtful offer.”
“Uh-oh,” said Ava. “In other words, they’re tryin’
to weasel out.”
“Bingo,” said Carmela. “That would definitely be my
soon-to-be-ex’s pedigree. Clan of the weasel.”
“That boy’s got more money than some of those
Shreveport oil men who drive gas-guzzling Hummers,” said Ava. “And
Shamus still won’t play fair with
you!”
“It’s mostly Glory’s doing,” said Carmela. “Since
she controls the family purse strings.”
“If you ask me,” said Ava, “I’d say Shamus is tied
to big sister’s apron strings.”
“Strangling him,” added Carmela.
Once the table was cleared, Carmela and Ava laid
out the plans for Medusa Manor.
“When you said plans,” said
Ava, “I thought you meant ideas and stuff. Concepts. But these are
real roll-’em-out blueprints.”
Carmela nodded, then dug into her bag for the rest
of the papers Olivia had given her. “I’ve got the concept and
creative plans, too,” she told Ava, fanning out a thick stack of
papers.
Ava took a sip of wine, then began sifting through
the loose papers. “Oh, hey. A memo regarding set decoration ideas
for the Haunted Library and the Morgue of Madness. Yup, we’re gonna
need that.”
Carmela shuffled through papers, too. “Here’s a
list of stuff Melody bought at an auction over in Jeanerette. Two
tufted leather chairs, a baroque mirror, two oil paintings, a
library table. Sounds like some of the stuff I saw today.”
“You went over there?” asked Ava.
“Took a quick tour and jotted down a few notes,”
said Carmela. “I wanted to have some idea of what we had to work
with.”
“Coffins, for one thing,” said Ava.
“Plus witches’ masks, a canopy bed like we talked
about . . . listen, that basement’s absolutely stuffed with props.”
“Really,” murmured Ava. “So it is mostly
decorating, just like you said. Move some furniture around, figure
out themes for the different rooms, add the haunted touches.”
“Except,” said Carmela, “we have to do it all
rather quickly. That horror convention I told you about . .
.”
“DiscordaCon.”
“Yeah,” said Carmela. “That takes place in three
weeks.”
Ava let loose a low whistle. “So we gotta hustle.
Get the fun-house mirrors and flickering skulls in perfect working
order.”
“That’s right,” said Carmela. “And we have to
figure out special effects and get cracking on that, too. Then plan
to move furniture starting next week. Maybe hire a couple of
professional furniture movers so we don’t break our backs. I know
Jekyl can give us some names.”
“Sounds good,” said Ava.
“You know,” said Carmela, tapping her pen against a
blueprint, “this place is controlled by a computer program. There
are apparently lights, sound effects, and special-effects
projections. I noticed some of the equipment today in one of the
upstairs bedrooms.”
Ava groaned loudly and touched the back of her hand
to her forehead. “Just shoot me now, cher.
Because I am totally phobic when it comes to computers. Computers,
iPods, BlackBerrys, those things all hate
me.”
“No way,” said Carmela. “Besides, how could you be
phobic about computers? You have your entire store inventory on
computer.”
“Lot of help that is,” grumped Ava. “It’s all I can
do to turn on that vile machine and figure out if I’ve got one
shrunken head or an entire case of saint candles.”
Carmela patted Ava’s hand. “You’ll be fine. In
fact, I’ll talk to whoever installed the stuff and put them in
charge of getting everything else online.”
“I did see something about computers,” said Ava.
She shuffled through a stack of papers and pulled out a couple of
loose pages. “Here it is. Company called Byte Head.”
“Is there a person’s name, too?”
“Tate,” said Ava. “Tate Mackie.”
“So he’s the guy,” said Carmela. “Excellent.
Another problem almost solved.”
“So what now?” asked Ava.
“Before we do anything,” said Carmela, “we should
go back over there. Like I said, I made notes today. But we should
put our heads together and figure out what we have to work with,
finalize our major room themes, and make a list of what props we
need to buy.”
“You mean go over to Medusa Manor,” said Ava. She
suddenly didn’t look too sure of herself. “When?”
Carmela glanced at her watch. “Well, you have to
work all day tomorrow. And I have to work tomorrow. So . . .” She
raised her eyebrows.
Ava finished her sentence. “So we should drive over
there right now. Even though it’s very, very dark outside.”
“There are lights in the house,” said
Carmela.
Ava grimaced. “Let’s just hope they’re in good
working order.”