Chapter 6
“LILIES, asters, iris,
cosmos,” murmured Carmela as she eased her way through the walk-in
cooler at French Bouquet Florals. Shaggy heads on delicate stems
bobbed gracefully at her while some tightly curled buds seemed to
huddle in the chill air. The aroma was a symphony of heady and
sweet, mingled with grasses and moist earth, a veritable flower
buffet that appealed to the eyes as well as the nose.
“See anything you like?” asked Cora Lou Connor, one
of the owners. She was a tidy, middle-aged woman who wore a long
denim apron over her clothes and green Wellington boots, the clumpy
rubber ones favored by English gardeners.
“Still working on it,” said Carmela, wondering how
she could peruse thousands of paper designs and make smart
inventory decisions, and then not be able to pick out a few
flowers?
After a few false starts, Carmela finally settled
on a bouquet of asters, dahlias, and irises. As Cora Lou rang up
her
purchase and carefully wrapped the flowers in purple tissue, then
again in purple plastic, Carmela jotted a short condolence note,
signing her name and Gabby’s. Then she added Ava’s name, too.
“You want these delivered?” Cora Lou asked.
“Thanks, but I’m gonna take ’em myself,” said
Carmela.
With flowers in hand, she dashed to her car, which
was double-parked out front on Ursuline Street, thanked the
merciful heavens above that the parking Nazis who haunted the
French Quarter hadn’t ticketed or towed her, then whipped around
the corner and down the alley to Fire and Ice Jewelers.
Luckily, Fire and Ice had three reserved customer
parking spaces in the rear of the building, and one of those spaces
stood empty. Carmela offered another whispered prayer to the
heavens, because parking spaces were a precious commodity in the
French Quarter.
Pressing the buzzer at the back door, Carmela
shifted from one foot to the other, hoping one of Garth’s employees
was there today, holding down the fort. Luck was with her, because
the electronic door suddenly rasped then clicked loudly, gaining
her admittance. But when Carmela pushed her way into the elegant
little jewelry shop, she was stunned to find none other than Garth
Mayfeldt himself!
“Garth!” exclaimed Carmela, crossing a whisper of
dove-gray carpeting to greet him. “I had no idea you’d be here.”
She leaned forward and they gently exchanged double air
kisses.
“Neither did I,” said Garth, “but here I am
anyway.” He smiled faintly, brushing the back of his hand against
the five o’clock shadow that shaded his cheeks. Garth was five feet
ten with the slight, somewhat underfed build of a long distance
runner, which he was, and possessed a crooked smile and slightly
egg-shaped head with sparse bits of blond hair. He also had kind
gray eyes that corresponded to a gentle personality. When you were
a customer in his shop, Garth
had the ability to focus his attention completely on you, as
though you were the only one who mattered.
“Well . . . here,” said Carmela, thrusting the
bouquet of flowers into his hands. “These are for you.”
Garth looked genuinely touched. “You are such a
sweetheart,” he cooed. “Thank you!” He peeled back the purple
wrappings, saw the note, and took a few seconds to read it. “You’re
just too dear, all of you,” he told her, and now his voice was
heavy with emotion.
Carmela walked slowly to the main counter with
Garth as he cradled the flowers. “I really didn’t expect to see
you,” she told him, repeating herself.
Garth sighed deeply. “Ginny Hunsucker, my regular
manager, is moving to a new house this week. Had the move planned
for the last three months. So . . .” He shrugged.
“When it rains it pours,” offered Carmela.
“Something like that.” Garth laid the flowers down
on the counter and fixed her with a wan smile. “I want to thank you
again for being at Medusa Manor last night.”
Carmela frowned and shook her head. “I wish I could
have done something. But it was just . . . too late.”
“I know that,” said Garth. He reached over and
patted her hand. “But you did do something. You were there.”
Carmela tried to give an encouraging smile, but the
effort felt frozen on her face.
“I understand from Olivia that you and Ava are
going to continue working on Medusa Manor,” said Garth.
“That’s still up for discussion,” said Carmela,
deciding the two must have talked together within the last half
hour. And judging from the gold bangles that had glittered on
Olivia’s wrists, the woman must be an awfully good customer,
too.
“Melody would have appreciated your hanging in
there,” said Garth, tears forming in his eyes.
“Uh . . . thank you,” said Carmela, suddenly
feeling more than a gentle amount of pressure being exerted.
“Of course,” said Garth, “dear, dear Olivia has
been an absolute rock through all of this. While I’ve turned into
an emotional wet rag.”
“You have good reason to be upset,” said
Carmela.
Garth shrugged. “Look at me, standing here like a
lump when these lovely flowers probably need water.” He sniffled
loudly then said, “I’ll go grab a vase.”
Garth disappeared into the small office at the back
of the shop. Then Carmela heard a door snick open, a metallic
clink, and a water faucet being turned on. Okay, good, she decided. He’s
sad, he’s morose, but he’s still functioning. That’s important.
He’s not frozen with grief.
Carmela glanced around the shop. Fire and Ice was
small, tasteful, exquisitely done. The gray carpeting neatly
complemented the sand-blasted beige brick walls and whitewashed
wooden ceiling. Track lighting arranged in two languid S-curves
focused pinpoint spotlights on the gleaming glass cases. A
flat-screen TV, mounted on one wall, the sound low, played languid
footage of an Italian jewelry fashion show.
As Carmela waited for Garth to return, she wandered
about, peering into the various jewelry cases, and was struck by
the number of really gorgeous pieces that Fire and Ice
carried.
One glass case was stuffed with estate jewelry
resting on puffy black velvet pillows. An old mine-cut diamond in a
quatrefoil-pronged platinum setting caught her eye, as did a pair
of square, deco-style earrings encrusted with diamonds and
rubies.
The next case over contained ultracontemporary
pieces. Carmela quickly became entranced with a large square silver
pin inset with a single ruby, as well as a brushed-gold charm
bracelet adorned with teardrop-shaped aquamarines and
citrines.
It had been a while since she’d been inside Fire
and Ice. A while, really, since she could afford to buy fine
jewelry for herself. But some of these pieces were quite
spectacular.
Maybe, if she and Ava really did decide to move
ahead on Medusa Manor, she’d be able to afford one of these pieces.
What a treat!
Carmela edged toward a circular, stand-alone glass
case. A large, black gleaming stone had caught her eye, and she was
suddenly curious. But when she peered into the case for a closer
look, she was surprised to see that the black stone capped a
pendant that featured a miniature painting of two children
surrounded by puffs of clouds.
“Victorian mourning jewelry,” Garth murmured from
behind her.
Carmela jumped. She hadn’t heard him approach. His
voice, low and gravelly, had startled her.
“That large black stone is jet,” Garth pointed out.
“And the pendant is edged with seed pearls. In Victorian times,
seed pearls were supposed to represent tears.”
“Mourning jewelry seems like a strange thing to
carry,” said Carmela. “I can’t imagine there’s much demand for it.”
She was staring at another pendant that portrayed a young girl
cradling a lamb.
“Oh,” said Garth, setting the vase of flowers onto
one of the glass counters, “Melody was a big fan of mourning
jewelry. And I’m an enormous fan. You’d be
surprised how many collectors there are who are always on the hunt
for a new piece of this stuff.”
“Strange what people collect,” murmured Carmela.
“What trips their fancy.”
“Mmm,” said Garth. He pulled a keychain from his
pocket, stuck a small key in the side of the case, and swung open a
glass door. “Take a look at this.” He reached into the case,
selected a small gold heart pendant, and dangled it in front of
her.
“Pretty,” said Carmela. Suspended from a
twenty-inch gold box chain was a rounded, dimensional heart. A
puffy heart, really. Probably a locket.
Garth handed the necklace to Carmela.
“Does it open?” she asked.
“Of course,” said Garth, in an almost encouraging
tone. “In fact, it’s our most popular piece of cremation
jewelry.”
Time stood still for a few moments as Carmela
stared at him. “Excuse me?”
“Cremation jewelry,” repeated Garth. He nodded
toward the case. “Fire and Ice has always carried a rather
extensive selection. Hearts, crosses, angels, bells, stars, and
dolphins. We’ve even special-ordered cats and dogs.”
“So they’re really . . .” began Carmela. She’d just
noticed the small, hand-lettered sign that rested inside the case.
The one that read Cremation Jewelry.
“They’re tiny urns,” said Garth. “Designed to hold
a pinch of ashes. Some are even urn shaped.”
“Interesting,” responded Carmela. It was the only
neutral word she could dredge up at the moment.
Garth reached back into the case and removed a
necklace from a white satin pillow. “This one’s from the eighteen
hundreds,” he told Carmela. It was a silver urn inlaid with
miniature turquoise tiles and dark seed pearls. “Besides her crypt
in Lafayette Cemetery, this will be the final resting place for a
tiny bit of Melody’s ashes.”
“Lovely,” said Carmela. Truth was, she didn’t find
the piece particularly lovely at all. In fact, the whole concept of
cremation or funeral jewelry seemed a bit unsettling. A trifle
morbid. But she wasn’t about to call out Garth concerning his
taste. To each his own.
“Amazing, isn’t it?” said Garth. With the silver
urn dangling between his fingers, he seemed almost mesmerized.
“There are even hollow bangles that can hold ashes, a lock of hair,
whatever.”
Carmela managed a smile, although she was finding
this all quite strange. Between Melody, with her Medusa Manor, and
Garth, with his collection of cremation jewelry, they seemed to
have been a couple strangely obsessed with death.
When the front door suddenly whooshed open and a
security buzzer sounded, Carmela felt almost relieved. Until she
glanced around and saw who’d just entered the shop.
Kimber Breeze, tricked out in a cobalt-blue jacket,
matching blue mini skirt, and black Gucci heels, was advancing on
them like General George Patton headed for the Ardennes.
“Oh no,” Carmela muttered to Garth. “You do not
want to talk to this woman.”
But Kimber’s intrepid cameraman, Harvey, was
already rolling tape as he jammed his video camera in Garth’s
face.
Kimber, always a quick study, took one look at the
jewelry and the hand-lettered calligraphy that read Cremation Jewelry and grinned the grin of a hungry
great white shark. She knew a good story when she saw one. And this
one had been dropped neatly into her lap.
Carmela sat behind the wheel of her car,
massaging her throbbing temples. Headache. A whopper of a Kimber
Breeze headache. Even though she had managed to escape, Carmela
hadn’t completely eluded her tormentor. As she’d backed out of Fire
and Ice, shaking her head and refusing to make any sort of comment,
she’d still been stalked, harassed, and harangued.
Oh jeez. What a day.
She wiggled her shoulders and drummed her
fingertips against the steering wheel. What now? Stop by Juju
Voodoo and talk to Ava? Present Olivia Wainwright’s offer to her?
No, she’d already invited Ava over for dinner tonight. They could
discuss it then.
Besides, Carmela was pretty sure what Ava was going
to say. Ava would mull it over for a millisecond, then agree they
should continue working on Medusa Manor. Fifteen grand each was
just too much money to pass up. Especially when most of the broad
strokes at Medusa Manor had already been
done. When all they really had to do was add a few finishing
flourishes. Set-decorating touches. And when they put their heads
together, as designers and BFFs, they were wickedly good at what
they did.
So . . . what now?
Carmela started her car, cruised down the alley,
and hooked a right on Burgundy Street.
It was just a few minutes past four, so the smart
thing to do would be to head over to Medusa Manor and, in the cold,
clear, rational light of day, see what needed to be done. Scout the
place so she and Ava could draw up their battle plans.
Black-and-yellow POLICE LINE DO
NOT CROSS tape fluttered from the doorjamb. Carmela waved a
hand and shooed it away, then stuck the brass key into the lock.
And, like stepping inside Pandora’s box, she suddenly found herself
enveloped by the cool dimness that was Medusa Manor.
Oddly enough, she wasn’t scared. Or even nervous.
Well, good, she thought to herself.
That’s one hurdle crossed. She pulled a pen
and notebook from her bag, determined to remain businesslike and
focused.
The first floor would be a snap, she decided. If
they moved the coffin over to the window like they’d talked about
last night, that would open up a ton of space to serve as a staging
area for the groups that came through. There was even room for a
counter where Olivia could handle ticket sales and maybe even sell
T-shirts and souvenirs. Or make a DVD of the tour and sell that.
She jotted a note to herself. Good idea.
To really set the scene and get customers in the
mood, maybe they could place a pair of wing chairs near the
fireplace. Occupied by grinning zombies, of course. Carmela made
another notation, then glanced around. Ava’s wall of skulls would
work beautifully. Probably add some spray-on cobwebs. They’d help
diffuse the light and make the place look even more
atmospheric.
Carmela studied the fireplace. It was a large
carved marble
piece and the perfect spot to have a motorized head peer out. And
above the fireplace, like hunters’ trophies, possibly hang mounted
heads of a werewolf, a gargoyle, and maybe a dragon? No, wait a
minute. This was Medusa Manor, so a giant Medusa head framed with
wriggling snakes should go above the fireplace. Save the werewolf
and other critters for . . . she grinned to herself . . . the
Haunted Library? What else?
Satisfied with the main room, Carmela headed for
the stairs. But as she glanced back over her shoulder, Carmela
decided that the coffin shouldn’t just be a static entity. Maybe it
should open to reveal an animated female vampire? Sure, why
not?
The second floor needed a lot more work. There were
four bedrooms and, upon touring them, Carmela found that archways
had been cut between each room. Smart. That way guides could lead
visitors from room to room, unimpeded, without having to return to
the main hallway each time.
One of the front bedrooms already had a four-poster
bed, so that needed to be swagged with black net fabric and have
some dangling spiders added. Or, since there were going to be
actors in each room, portraying spooky characters, maybe they could
do a sort of Exorcist theme. Rig the bed so
it vibrated, pipe in organ music and scary voices.
Carmela crossed under the archway to the next room,
aware of the creaking floor beneath her feet. This room was empty,
except for what looked like a pile of rags.
Except the rags turned out to be green and blue
rubber heads, all very witchy and warty looking, with hooked noses
and long, matted hair. Okay, this was an excellent start. Call this
room the Witches’ Lair. Suspend the heads, maybe install some
fun-house mirrors on the walls, and . . . what?
Carmela glanced around and noticed a thin white
scrim hanging on the far wall.
What’s this for?
She peered over her shoulder at the opposite wall
and saw
projection equipment. Aha. These were some of the special effects
that had already been installed. She strolled toward the screen,
reached out and grazed it with the tips of her fingers, and . . .
suddenly . . . snap!
Like a runaway window shade, the scrim rolled up
with such ferocity it nearly scared her to death!
“Yipes!” she cried out loud. Then she put a hand to
her heart, felt the extra pitter-patter, and laughed
nervously.
So, okay, she was a little jumpy after all. Who
wouldn’t be? But if she wanted to complete this project for Olivia
Wainwright, if she wanted to earn her fifteen grand, she was going
to have to get it together.
Could she do that?
Sure she could.
Carmela slid a foot out and touched a pair of drab
paintings and a framed needlepoint that leaned against the wall
where the scrim had been. Of course she could pull it together.
She’d been married to Shamus, endured a hurricane, and lived to
tell the tale of both. Doing set decorations for this place should
be child’s play.
Carmela turned her attention to the larger
painting, which was nested in a puddle of dust balls. It was a
dark, rather hideous landscape painting that, if one wanted to
display it, would need serious cleaning. Probably require at least
half a dozen art restoration people on the project. For Medusa
Manor, however, it was perfect.
The second painting wasn’t quite as bad. A smaller
painting, a landscape of a village that had a small signature in
the lower right-hand corner. Ivern. She
racked her brain, trying to recall the name from her art history
class. Nope. Didn’t ring a bell.
The needlepoint was simply a dusty little piece
with the grim words, Death may be the greatest
of all human blessings.
These were obviously items that Melody had
purchased, along with the witch heads, furniture, and other junk.
Probably relegate them to the Haunted Library to take their place
among the mounted gargoyle heads. Yeah, she decided, that would be
pretty cool.
Carmela took another ten minutes to walk through
the rest of the second floor. She scanned two more bedrooms, headed
down the back staircase, meandered into the library, and then went
down into the basement. Much to her surprise, the basement was
crammed full of junk. She could see another coffin, a pair of
French console tables, a purple brocade fainting couch, large
silver candelabra, book shelves galore, and boxes that contained
heaven knows what.
Okay. This was going to require some serious
sorting. There was a lot of stuff here, obviously purchased by
Melody at tag sales and from local galleries. There might even be
enough stuff down here to furnish the whole of Medusa Manor.
She tapped her pen against her notebook. Actually,
that was pretty much what Olivia had told her. The concept was in
place, now someone had to sort through Melody’s purchases, pull it
together thematically, and add enough scary stuff to turn Medusa
Manor into a haunted house.
For the first time that afternoon, Carmela smiled
to herself. This project might not be as overwhelming as she first
thought it was. Maybe she and Ava could study the design plans, do
a quick inventory, then commando in here and pull the rooms
together with a minimum of work.
Maybe.