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ELAINE’S, LATE.
Stone Barrington sipped his third Wild Turkey and
resisted the basket of hot sourdough bread that the waiter had just
placed on the table. Callie was to have been there an hour and a
half ago, and he was very, very hungry. She’d called from the
airport to say that she was on the ground and on her way, but that
had been an hour ago. It just didn’t take that long to get to
Elaine’s from Teterboro Airport, where her boss’s jet landed. He
glanced at his watch: He’d give her another three minutes, and then
he was ordering.
He had been looking forward to seeing her. They’d
spent some very pleasant time together in Palm Beach a few months
before, on the yacht of his client Thad Shames. She was Shames’s
majordomo—assistant, cook, social secretary, whatever he needed—and
she moved when Shames moved, back and forth between Palm Beach and
New York. In New York, she had been living with Stone, and he
missed her when she was away.
“Give me a menu,” Stone said to Michael, the
headwaiter.
“Giving up on her?” Michael asked.
“I am. If I drink any more without some food in
my stomach, you’re going to have to send me home in a
wheelbarrow.”
Michael laughed and placed a menu before him.
“Dino’s not coming?”
“He should be here in a while. He said he had to
work late.” He opened the menu, and Michael stood ready, pad in
hand. When Stone was this hungry, everything looked good. He’d
meant to have fish; he’d gained three pounds, and he needed to get
it off, but now he was too hungry. “I’ll have a Caesar salad and
the osso buco,” he said, “and a bottle of the Amerone.”
Michael jotted down the order, and as he reached
for the menu, Stone looked up to see Callie breezing through the
front door. He rose to meet her. She looked wonderful, as usual, in
an Armani pantsuit. She gave him a short, dry kiss and sat
down.
“I’d given up on you,” Stone said. “I just
ordered.”
Michael handed her a menu, but she handed it
back. “I’m sorry. I can’t stay for dinner,” she said.
Stone looked at her, stupefied. She had kept him
waiting for an hour and a half, and now she wasn’t going to have
dinner?
“Would you like a drink, Callie?” Michael
asked.
She shook her head. “No time, Michael.”
“You still want dinner, Stone?”
“Yes, please,” Stone replied.
Michael retreated.
“So?” Stone asked.
“So what?” Callie replied.
“Is there something you want to tell me?” He
wanted an apology and an explanation, but he got neither.
“Stone,” Callie said, looking at the tablecloth
and playing with a matchbook. She didn’t continue.
“I’m right here,” he replied. “Have been, for an
hour and a half.”
“God, this is hard,” she said.
“Maybe a drink would help.”
“No, I don’t have the time.”
“Where do you have to be at this hour?” he
asked.
“Back in Palm Beach.”
Stone wasn’t terribly surprised. Thad Shames, a
computer software billionaire, had a peripatetic lifestyle, and
Callie was, after all, at his beck and call.
“First of all, I’m sorry I’m late,” she said. “I
had to go by the house and pick up some things.”
Stone looked around. She wasn’t carrying
anything.
“They’re in the car,” she said.
“What did you have to pick up?” he asked.
“Some things. My things.”
Stone blinked. “Are you going somewhere?”
“Back to Palm Beach. I told you.”
Stone was baffled. “Callie . . .”
She took a deep breath and interrupted him. “Thad
and I are being married this weekend.”
Stone was drinking his bourbon, and he choked on
it.
“I know you didn’t expect this,” she said. “For
that matter, neither did I. It’s just happened the past couple of
weeks.” She had been gone for two weeks on this last trip.
Stone recovered his voice. “Are you perfectly
serious about this?”
“Perfectly, and I’d appreciate it if you didn’t
try to talk me out of it.”
That was exactly what he wanted to try. “I
wouldn’t dream of it,” he said. “If that’s what you want.”
“It’s good, Stone. It isn’t like with you and me,
but that could never last.”
“Why not?” Stone demanded, stung.
“Oh, it’s been great. I arrive in town, move in
with you. We go to Elaine’s and the theater, and around. We fuck
our brains out for a week or two, then I go back.”
That was exactly what they did, he reflected, but
he wasn’t going to admit it. “I thought we had more than that
going,” he said.
“Oh, men always think that,” she said,
exasperated. “There are things Thad can give me, things I need,
things you can’t . . .” She left it hanging.
“Can’t afford?” he asked. “I live pretty well. Of
course, I’m not worth five billion dollars, but I didn’t think Thad
was, anymore, not after his new stock offering collapsed, and with
the way the market has been.”
“It’s true,” she said, “Thad was hurt badly. Now
he’s only worth three billion.”
“What a blow,” Stone said.
“It’s not the money,” she said. “All right, maybe
that’s part of it. God knows, I’ll never have to draw another
anxious breath.”
“Not about money, anyway.”
“Won’t you try to understand?”
“What is there to understand? I’m out, Thad’s in.
It’s your life; I can’t tell you how to live it.”
“If only you’d . . .” She stopped.
Stone didn’t want to hear the rest, anyway. “I
think it’s a little late for ‘if only,’ ” he said. “Clearly, you’ve
thought this out. I’m not going to try to talk you out of
it.”
“Thank God for that,” she muttered, half to
herself.
They sat silently for a moment, then, without
another word, Callie got up and headed for the door, nearly
knocking down Dino, who had chosen that moment to walk in.
Dino turned and watched her rush out the door,
then he walked over to Stone’s table and sat down. Dino Bacchetti
had been Stone’s partner when he was still in the NYPD. Now he ran
the detective squad at the Nineteenth Precinct. “So,” he said, “I
see you managed to fuck up another relationship.”
“Jesus, Dino, I didn’t do anything,” Stone
said.
Dino motioned to Michael for a drink. “That’s
usually the problem,” he said. The drink was placed before him, and
he sipped it.
“You want some dinner, Dino?” Michael
asked.
“Whatever he’s having,” Dino replied.
“Caesar salad and the osso buco?”
“Good.” He turned to Stone. “After a while, women
expect you to do something.”
“She’s marrying Thad Shames.”
Dino’s eyebrows shot up. “No shit? Well, I’ll
admit, I didn’t see that one coming. I guess Thad isn’t
broke yet.”
“Not yet, but he’s worth only three billion
now.”
“Poor guy; couple months, he’ll be living on the
street. Still, he got the girl.”
“Don’t rub it in.”
“It’s what I do,” Dino explained.
Stone’s cell phone, clipped to his belt, began to
vibrate. “Now what?” he said to nobody in particular.
“Hello?”
“Stone, it’s Bill Eggers.” Bill was the managing
partner of Woodman & Weld, the prestigious law firm for which
Stone did unprestigious jobs.
“Yeah, Bill.”
“You sound down.”
“Just tired. What’s up?”
“You got anything heavy on your plate right
now?”
“Nothing much.”
“Good. There’s a guy coming to see you tomorrow
morning at nine, with some work. Do whatever he says.”
“Suppose he wants me to kill somebody.”
“If this guy wanted somebody killed, he’d do it
himself. His name is John Bartholomew, and he’s major, in his
way.”
“I’ll be glad to see him.”
“You got a passport?”
“Yes.”
“Good. You’re going to need it.” Eggers hung
up.
Elaine came over and pulled up a chair. “Callie
left in a hurry,” she said. “I guess you fucked it up again.”
“Don’t you start,” Stone said.
Stone woke up hungover. He shouldn’t drink that
much so close to bedtime, he reflected, and resolved, once again,
not to do it again. It was half past eight, and this guy
Bartholomew was coming at nine; there was no time for breakfast. He
showered and shaved and got into a suit, then went down to his
office on the ground floor.
The ground floor, except for the garage, had been
a dentist’s office when Stone’s great-aunt had still owned the
house. After Stone inherited the place and renovated it, mostly
with the sweat of his own brow, he turned the dentist’s office into
his own. His secretary, Joan Robertson, worked at the front of the
house, then came a couple of small rooms for supplies and the
copying machine, then his own office, a pleasant room at the back
of the house, looking out into the gardens of Turtle Bay, a
collection of town houses in the East Forties that opened onto a
common garden. Only the burglar bars spoiled the view.
Stone heard the clicking of computer keys stop,
and Joan came back to his office. “You’re in early,” she
said.
“What do you mean?” Stone asked, with mock
offense. “It’s nearly nine o’clock.”
“That’s what I mean. I’ll bet you didn’t have
time for breakfast.”
“You got some coffee on?”
“I’ll get you a cup,” she said.
“There’s some guy named John Bartholomew coming
in at nine,” he said. “Bill Eggers sent him.”
“I’ll show him in when he arrives,” she
said.
Stone shuffled listlessly through the files on
his desktop. He hadn’t lied when he’d told Eggers that he wasn’t
busy.
Joan came back with the coffee. He was grateful
that her taste in beans ran with his, that she liked the strong,
dark stuff that usually got made into espresso. “Did Callie get in
last night?” she asked.
“She got in, then she got out.”
“Out? You mean, out?”
“I do. She’s marrying Thad Shames this
weekend.”
“Good God! I’m shocked!”
“So was I, to tell the truth.”
“You let another one get away.”
“Joan . . .”
She threw her hands up defensively. “Sorry, it’s
none of my business. You want me to send a wedding gift?”
Stone brightened. “Good idea. Go find the ugliest
piece of sterling that Tiffany makes and send it to them in Palm
Beach with a truly sincere card.”
The doorbell rang. “There’s your appointment,”
she said. She left and returned a moment later with a tall,
heavyset man in his fifties who, in his youth, had probably played
college football.
“I’m Stone Barrington,” Stone said, rising and
offering his hand.
“John Bartholomew,” the man replied, shaking
it.
Stone waved him to a chair. “Bill Eggers called
last night.”
“Did he give you any details?”
“No.”
Joan brought in another cup of coffee on a silver
tray and offered it to Bartholomew, who had, apparently, placed his
order with her on arrival.
Bartholomew sipped it. “Damned fine coffee,” he
said.
There was something vaguely British about him,
Stone thought, perhaps more than just the hand-tailored suit.
“Thank you. We drink it strong around here.”
“The way I like it,” the big man replied. “Never
could understand that decaf crap. Like drinking nonalcoholic booze.
Why bother?”
Stone nodded and sipped his own coffee.
“We don’t have much time, Mr. Barrington, so I’ll
come to the point. I have a niece, my dead sister’s only child,
name of Erica Burroughs.” He spelled the name. “She’s twenty,
dropped out of Mount Holyoke, has become involved with a flashy
young man named Lance Cabot.”
“Of the Massachusetts Cabots?”
“He’d like people to think so, I’m sure, but no,
no relation at all; doesn’t even know them. I checked. Young Mr.
Cabot, I’m reliably informed, earns his living by smuggling
quantities of cocaine across international borders. Quantities
small enough to conceal on his person or in his luggage, but large
enough to bring him an income, you follow?”
“I follow.”
“I’m very much afraid that Erica, besotted as she
is, may be assisting him in his endeavors, and I don’t want to see
her end up in a British prison.”
“She’s in Britain?”
Bartholomew nodded. “London, living with Mr.
Cabot, quite fancily, in a rented mews house in Mayfair.” He opened
a briefcase and handed Stone a file with a few sheets of paper
inside. “Don’t bother reading this now, there isn’t time, but it
contains everything I’ve been able to learn about Cabot, and
something about Erica, as well. What I’d like you to do is to go to
London, persuade Erica to come back to New York with you, and, if
it’s possible without implicating Erica, get young Mr. Cabot
arrested. I’d like him in a place where he can’t get to Erica. For
as long as possible, it goes without saying.”
“I see.”
“Will you undertake this task? You’ll be very
well paid, I assure you, and you will lack for no comfort while
traveling.”
Stone didn’t have to think long, and mostly what
he thought about was Sarah Buckminster, another relationship he’d
managed to fuck up, though it wasn’t really his fault. “I will, Mr.
Bartholomew, but you must understand that I will be pretty much
limited to whatever persuasion I can muster, within the law, and
whatever influence with the authorities I can scrape up. I won’t
kidnap your niece, and I won’t harm Cabot, beyond whatever justice
I can seek for him, based on crimes that are real and not
imagined.”