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CALLIE CAME ON DECK. “AND WHAT HAVE YOU TWO
planned for the day?” she asked Stone and Dino.
“Zip,” Dino said. “But I wouldn’t mind some
golf.”
“I’ll book you a tee time at the Breakers,” she
said.
“I don’t want to leave you and Liz alone,” Stone
replied. “We’d better stick close.”
“Liz and I will be just fine,” Callie said. “I have
your gun, and Juanito and a couple of crew members will be around.
Besides, if you have to spend all your time here, you might get
tired of me.”
Stone snaked an arm around her and kissed her on
the neck. “Not much chance of that,” he said.
“I know,” she replied, “but unless you and Dino get
out of here and allow Liz and me some girl time, I’m going to start
getting sick of you both.”
Stone threw his hands up. “Golf, it is. Come on,
Dino.”
The starter cleared them from the first tee. Stone
drove his usual slice into the next fairway, and Dino hooked his
into yet another fairway.
“How’re we going to handle the cart on this?” Dino
asked, getting in.
“Well, I’m not giving it to you. You’re away, so
we’ll go to your ball first.”
Dino addressed the ball with a fairway wood, took a
practice swing and sent the ball two hundred yards over a stand of
palm trees, back into the fairway. “Take that!” he said.
Stone drove to his own ball, took a long iron and
hit it to within five yards of Dino’s ball.
“Looks like we’re back in the game,” Dino
said.
“Back in the fairway, anyway.”
They both parred the hole. A bit later, as they
were crossing South County Road, Dino spoke up. “You are the most
unobservant person I know.”
“What brought that on?” Stone asked. “And how does
being observant help my golf game?”
“Nothing can help your golf game,” Dino replied,
“but if somebody had told me that my former wife and lover
was hunting me down to kill me, I’d take a look around me once in a
while.”
Stone tensed. “Where?”
“Over your left shoulder, parked at the curb, about
two hundred yards down. Don’t look yet!”
Stone tried to keep his eyes ahead. They stopped to
tee off, and he took his driver out of the bag and tried a couple
of practice swings, which allowed him to look at the car. “I can’t
see who’s inside,” he said.
“That’s kind of the point, isn’t it?” Dino asked.
“If she’d wanted you to see her, she could have parked twenty yards
from us.”
“We’ve already made the local papers this week, as
a result of the scene in the restaurant,” Stone said. “I don’t
think I want to read a story that says I was shot dead on the golf
course at the Breakers.”
“Don’t worry,” Dino said. “You won’t. I may, but
not you.”
“How do you know she doesn’t want to kill you,
too?”
“Because I never married her, then dumped
her when an old girlfriend called,” Dino said. “I’ve always been
nice to Dolce.”
Stone teed up and swung at the ball, hitting it
straight, for a change. “I remember your telling me once that
Eduardo was the devil, and that Dolce was his handmaiden. Is that
what you call being nice?”
“I didn’t say it to her,” Dino pointed out.
“You think I have a death wish?”
“But she must know what you think of her.”
“I don’t know how she could. I’ve certainly never
told her.”
“What about Mary Ann?”
“Mary Ann and I have not yet come to the point in
our marriage where she wants me dead. Someday, maybe, but not yet.”
Dino drove the ball, and they got back into the cart.
“What is it with Sicilians, anyway?” Stone
asked.
“Well, speaking as a scion of the more elegant
north of Italy, it has always been my opinion that all Sicilians
are totally batshit crazy. I mean, the vendetta thing would be
counterproductive anywhere else but Sicily, but they’ve made an art
of it. Do you have any idea how many more Sicilians there would be
in the world, not to mention in this country, if there were no
vendetta? If you took all of them who’ve been knifed, shotgunned,
garroted, blown up, and poisoned, married them off and had them
produce, say, four point five children each? Millions.”
“And you’re saying that’s not
counterproductive?”
“Nah. It just concentrates more ill-gotten wealth
in fewer hands, and it prevents a Sicilian population explosion.
And that can’t be a bad thing.”
“But you married a Sicilian.”
“How do you think I know all this? It’s been an
education, I can tell you.” Dino curled a thirty-foot, breaking,
downhill putt into the cup.
“How’d you do that?” Stone asked, astonished.
“I just thought about how a Sicilian would do it,
if the ball would kill somebody.”
Stone laughed. “How can I make it up with Dolce,
without getting killed?” he asked, serious again.
“Make it up? You mean marry her again?”
“No, no, no,” Stone sputtered. “I mean just make
peace with her.”
“You don’t make peace with Sicilians, unless there
is a threat of death on both sides. You know, like the nuclear
thing: mutually assured destruction. Where do you think the
Pentagon and the Kremlin got the idea?”
“There has to be another way.”
“Eduardo could call her off.”
“Yeah? He could do that?”
“If she wasn’t crazy. Nobody can call off a crazy
person, not even with a threat of death.”
“You’re such a pleasure to be around, sometimes,
Dino.”
“I’m just telling you the way things are. No use
kidding yourself.”
“I guess not,” Stone said glumly. They were on a
tee that faced the road, now, some four hundred and fifty yards
away. Stone hit his first true drive, now, two hundred and sixty
yards straight down the fairway.
“Everybody gets lucky sometime,” Dino said.
“That’s the thing about this game,” Stone said,
getting into the cart. “Even the worst duffer can go out and, maybe
two or three times in a round, he can hit a shot that’s the equal
of anything a pro could do under the circumstances. And it gives
you the entirely irrational hope that, if you worked at it, you
might get pretty good at this game.”
“That’s what keeps us coming back,” Dino said. He
hit a good drive, too, but short of Stone’s.
“I like you keeping a respectful twenty yards
back,” Stone said. “Shows a certain deference.”
Stone chunked his second shot, hitting the ground
before striking the ball. It fell short, some forty yards from the
green.
Dino hit the green. “Sorry about the lack of
deference,” he said.
Stone got out of the cart and looked toward the
green, lining up his shot. Then he saw the car, sitting and idling
at the side of the road, a hundred yards away.
“What club do you want?” Dino asked, standing at
the rear of the cart beside the bags.
“Give me the two-iron,” Stone said.
“Yeah, sure,” Dino laughed. “You mean a wedge,
don’t you?”
“Give me the two-iron,” Stone said again.
“Even you will hit the two-iron a hundred and
eighty yards,” Dino said. “I’d use a lob wedge, myself, to clear
the bunker.”
“Give me the two-iron,” Stone said, an edge in his
voice.
Dino gave him the two-iron.
Stone took the club and lined up on his
target.
“You’re aiming twenty yards to the left of the
pin,” Dino said, standing behind him.
Stone took a practice swing.
“Stone, if you take a full swing, you’re going to
hit the ball onto a neighboring golf course.”
“No, I’m not,” Stone said.
“Then you can kiss that ball goodbye.”
Stone lined up with the ball. He took a short
back-swing and abbreviated his follow-through to keep the shot low.
He connected solidly, and the ball flew straight and true, twenty
yards to the left of the pin, across the road, narrowly missing a
passing Rolls-Royce, and straight at the idling car with the
blacked-out windows. The ball struck the driver’s window with a
thwack, but it did not shatter. Instead, it cracked into a
hundred pieces, held together by the safety glass and the tinting
film applied to the window.
Stone hoped somebody would get out, but instead,
the car sped away, its tires squealing on the pavement, leaving a
puff of black smoke.
“Nice shot!” Dino yelled.