Prologue
“Excuse me, are those Bugle Boy jeans you’re
wearing?”
“If you watched television anytime during the
early 1990s, you saw the commercial. There was the good-looking
hunk in a Jeep, heading north along the rugged Pacific Coast
Highway. The raven-haired beauty in a red vintage Dino Ferrari
convertible accelerates to eighty-five miles an hour, pulls up even
with the Jeep on a spectacular hairpin turn, and inquires about the
maker of the hunk’s pants.
“Why, yes, they are . . . Bugle Boy
jeans.”
“Thank you,” says the raven-haired beauty.
She abruptly brakes, executes a perfect 180-degree turn, and heads
back to wherever beautiful women in exotic sports cars go when
their thirty seconds are over.
Which in this case was wheels-up on a steep bluff
about a hundred feet off the highway.
The raven-haired beauty herself was safely
drinking diet soda and gossiping with the crew. Her stunt double, a
blonde in a wig, was trapped underneath the twisted metal of what
was once a very expensive Italian sports car.
That was me.
Don’t even ask what went wrong. Too much speed at
the turn, a split-second miscalculation, the director’s fault, the
car prep crew’s fault, my fault—who knows? Stuff happens.
The car fishtailed. The rear wheels squealed as
they skidded off the smooth surface and caught the soft shoulder,
spinning me out of control. I tried to correct, but with no power
steering and no shoulder harness—damn those vintage cars—it was
impossible. The Ferrari took flight and came down hard, bouncing
off the highway surface and flipping over once, twice, three
times.
The lack of a shoulder harness probably saved my
life. While the car was still airborne, before the first point of
impact, I had enough freedom of movement to pull myself sideways
into the passenger seat, folding up into the cubbyhole of space
beneath the glove compartment.
It was pitch-dark in that little coffin. I was
covered in shards of windshield glass and pretty badly banged up,
but I was alive and my neck wasn’t broken. I had just enough time
to count my blessings before I heard a hissing sound and smelled
the leaking gas. I found the walkie-talkie and screamed into it,
“GET ME OUT OF HERE!”
Suddenly a dozen crew members were beside the
car. They needed about thirty seconds to heave the Ferrari right
side up and pull me out of my hiding place—about as long as the
commercial lasts, and let me tell you that is one long, long
commercial.
What did I think about all that time? My
daughter? My son? My mother? No. Did I see that white light and a
bunch of angels beckoning me to join them? No. Did I thank God for
keeping me alive? Later. My first thought was, Awwww, shhhhit, I
smashed up a $250,000 car. Do I have to tell you that this
proved to be a turning point in my life?
The crew tracked down an identical 1973 Dino
Ferrari in Los Angeles, and we managed to get the shot down the
next day. The commercial ran for quite a while and earned me enough
in residuals to do yet another major remodel on my house. The
incident itself turned out to be a legend in the stunt driving
business. To this day, people will tell me this story about an
upside-down Dino Ferrari and how nobody could believe that the
stunt driver got out of it alive.
There’s always another Ferrari: That’s the real
lesson of this story.
It’s also, in a way, the real lesson of my
life.
If you’re anything older than thirty, my face
would probably be familiar to you. I was the Kodak girl in eighty
thousand life-size cutouts in drugstores and tourist shops all
across America and Europe during the “Summer of Love” in 1969. That
was me in that blue-and-white polka-dot bikini—itsy-bitsy by 1960s
standards, modest by today’s—standing with right leg artfully bent
and a come-hither expression in my eighteen-year-old brown
eyes.
College boys used to steal my cutouts; I’m told
that somebody ran it for homecoming queen (I nearly won) at
Pepperdine University. The college girls used it in their dorms to
hang their sweaters on.
You’ve seen me in other national media
campaigns—billboards and magazine ads for More and Kent cigarettes,
Coca-Cola, Las Vegas Sahara Hotel, Mattel toys, Smirnoff vodka,
Adidas sportswear, JCPenney, L.A. Gear, Lipton tea, the cover of
American Woman Motor Sports, and several catalog covers for
department stores. The list goes on and on.
As a stunt driver, you’ve seen me doubling for
Cindy Crawford in her Pepsi commercials, driving a red Lam borghini
while two little boys watch in awe as she chugs the soft drink. For
Oldsmobile, I worked on several spots for “The New Generation of
Olds” campaign, better known to the public as “This is Not Your
Father’s Oldsmobile.” In one of the spots I doubled for Priscilla
Presley, driving in and out of the surf on the beach with a
helicopter filming in close proximity. Her daughter, Lisa Marie,
was my petrified passenger. But the really tricky spot was the
“007” commercial, filmed in Hawaii, where I doubled Roger Moore’s
daughter. The helicopter work was intense—two inches off my bumper
for eight white-knuckled days. Speed had to be extremely precise or
the chopper would have been in my trunk, and my head fifty feet
away from the scene. We had every stunt the writers could conjure
up in that spot: motorcycles crashing; explosions; biplanes passing
overhead within feet of the vehicle, expelling smoke and
obstructing my vision.
Enough on the commercials. After twenty years, my
résumé is eighteen pages long, and I’m not pitching a job
here.
I’ve done quite a bit of work in feature films.
In Casper, I doubled the lead actress, crashing a car into a
tree and making a high fall. It was only forty feet, but with the
blue screen it looked to be two hundred. For the movie
Shattered, I did a near miss with another vehicle at seventy
miles per hour. On Spy Hard, we did a chase scene on the
city streets of downtown L.A. In Tony Danza’s latest flop, Love
to Kill, I crashed a pickup truck through a glass solarium and
did most of the car chase scenes in the film.
For television, I’ve worked on Melrose
Place quite often, and I’ve doubled for Linda Evans on
Dynasty. I’ve since moved on to Unsolved Mysteries
and Diagnosis Murder. The last episode for Diagnosis
Murder I worked on was a getaway car stunt, doubling for Piper
Laurie.
There are literally hundreds of films and
commercials I’ve worked on in past years where I do the action and
the actress gets the glory, but who cares? I’ve had my day in the
limelight. My smile isn’t seen on the screen, but my teeth are
sparkling all the way to the bank.
You might have seen my photograph in past years
in the feature sections of some newspapers and “rag” magazines, if
you read that sort of thing. “An unidentified companion.” That was
me. “The blonde.” That was me, too. In earlier days, I was
photographed by paparazzi in the company of Peter Lawford and David
Janssen, both of whom died young as a result of living too fast.
There I was cuddling up to O.J. (We worked together on a Hertz
spot, and later I got to know him and Nicole socially in the
Hollywood club scene.) There I was cuddling up to actor Hugh
O’Brian at a party in Aspen. There I was dining with Quincy Jones
at Drai’s, a hip supper club in Beverly Hills. And that recently
married son of an ex-president? Well, that could have been
me, if someone were to blow a hole in the secrecy of it all and tip
off the paparazzi, but I don’t make it a practice to get into a
limousine (arranged by Washington’s top security people) with
married men, particularly when I don’t know my destination. Dinner,
they said. But for security reasons they couldn’t tell me where.
Married and divorced three times, I did manage to learn
something.
A gangster’s girlfriend and another’s wife who
spent most of her life in the shadows of the underworld, a witness
to murder and unspeakable brutality, a woman whose own life had
been threatened more than once. That was me too.
A wheel-woman for the Mob, which is how I wound
up doing stunts for a living, that early “getaway” training. I saw
the “bad guys” do good things and the “good guys” commit crimes,
distorting my view of reality. My young mind was manipulated by men
who held tremendous power, not only in their own dark world, but
also in our own government.
The CIA has nothing on the Mob, except for the
fact that no one investigates them. Back in my New York days, the
CIA had a sixteen-year relationship with the Mob, starting with
Carlo Gambino, working closely together in money laundering,
extortion, and murder. The Mob pulled the trigger, but the CIA
loaded the gun. I don’t know if it still exists; I’m no longer
around as a witness. It wasn’t easy moving away from this world,
and I suppose I will always be bound in some way.
And then there’s the Georgia I was before I
became Kodak’s Summer Girl and got married to the Mob: the good
Catholic girl in my First Communion dress, looking shy and angelic,
with a circle of white daisies surrounding my veil.
After they got the Ferrari off my head and the
shoot was over, I flew back home to Los Angeles and thought about
my life. It struck me as odd how easily I could shrug off the face
of death. Didn’t I believe my life was important?
How did I get from there to here?
I discovered I’d built an entire professional
persona, not in conjunction with my life as a woman, not in support
of it, but in contradiction to it. My career has been a perfect
avoidance technique for truths about my life I never wanted to
face. As I have so often in my life when I entered a crisis, I
thought only of the external, inanimate elements of that crisis,
never the woman at the center. High-speed avoidance of the bad guys
isn’t just what I do in front of the camera; it’s what I’ve done my
entire life. Too much speed at the turns, too many split-second
miscalculations, somebody else’s fault, my fault—who knows? Stuff
happens, I thought.
And that is when I began writing this book.