Chapter 46
Oregon Shakespeare Festival in Ashland was
founded in 1935. It is the largest repertory theater in the US.
Supposedly, the ghost of Charles Laughton haunts the place in
his King Lear costume, though he died before he could
actually perform there.
“I HAVE REMOVED THESE CHILDREN from
their mothers, I will take them from you more easily,” the Nörglein
snarled. His sword lashed out in a neat swipe across my
middle.
I ducked and backed up. Scrap was still curving and
sharpening.
The elf lunged with a circle down.
No polite chitchat while I got ready to fight. No
salute or referee. No confines of a fencing strip set to tournament
regulations.
No rules or honor either.
I retreated to the corridor, twirling Scrap to help
him finish transforming. We were alone.
Another cut and stab.
This guy was good. He handled his weapon like he’d
studied with the best Italian masters.
He probably had.
“Phonetia, get your brother and sister to Gollum or
Lady Lucia. Now.” I didn’t want them to have to watch one of us
die.
“You stole us?” Phonetia screamed. “You stole us
from our mothers? Then you raped me from the time I started
bleeding. You freaking pervert! We could have been raised with
love, gone to school, seen movies. We could be normal. Not your
fucking slaves and brood mares.”
“Such language, Blackberry. You never learned those
words from me. A sure sign I should be the one to raise you,” the
elf said, almost congenially. He used his bland demeanor to cover
his next vicious attack.
I blocked his thrust with the shaft, twisted and
set the outer tines to scrape his torso.
Scrap tasted blood and chortled.
“Phonetia, get out. Protect Doug and E.T. That’s an
order,” I said with more calm than I felt.
Tree Daddy slashed again. I backed up, not sure
where I was going.
I heard my kids scramble toward a sliding glass
door that led to the domed pool area. From there they could easily
get to the Green Room.
The tip of one half moon blade scraped the corridor
wall on my next slash, throwing off my timing and my aim. Not a lot
of room. Better than the water slick floor of the pool deck.
I continued backing up, searching for an
opening.
The dark elf only stood four feet tall but he had
extraordinarily long arms that seemed to stretch and withdraw with
each movement.
I shifted my grip to one end of the Celestial
Blade, grabbing the shaft two-handed, like a broadsword.
Duck and lunge. Parry and riposte. My long hours in
the fencing salle came back to me, thought became instinct.
The Nörglein twisted his blade in a neat circular
parry and riposte. I caught the tip on my left arm. Barely a
pinprick of pain as adrenaline countered the nerve reaction. Then a
hot trickle of blood. My arm felt as if he’d stabbed deep and long.
The muscle spasmed.
Damn, this elf knew his business.
I cut over and jabbed at his lower left. He yelped
and skipped back. But not for long.
Before I recovered to en garde he was on me,
fast and furious.
I kept backing up, chancing quick looks over my
shoulder to make sure I didn’t trip.
A roar of applause and the squeal of microphone
feedback erupted behind me. Close. We were too close to the lobby.
Innocents could get drawn in.
But then so could my backup. I couldn’t count on
them. A rogue Warrior of the Celestial Blade worked alone.
Not anymore. I had family and backup.
The noise invigorated the elf’s smile. He showed a
lot of pointed teeth, black around the edges.
“Forget to floss?” What can I say? I get sarcastic
when I’m scared.
Come to think on it, his toes and fingertips looked
like they were crumbling back to dirt. This guy was old and
rotting.
And therefore, more desperate than I thought.
Well-armed, trained, and still strong. I had to come up with a
plan. I had to become more devious than he.
He forced me back. One step. Then two more. I
lunged under his blade. He retreated just enough to evade. Then
pressed me harder.
My breath caught in my lungs, sharp and short. My
legs grew heavy with fatigue. Scrap looked a little dull. We
flagged, in serious danger of getting hurt from carelessness.
Don’t say his name. We can still take him.
Scrap sounded breathless and far away.
My muscles grew heavy. His name rose to my
lips.
I clamped them shut.
I had one chance and one only. The lights behind me
grew brighter as we cleared the forest murk the Nörglein had
raised. He blinked rapidly.
I skipped back into the light.
Three people hopped out of my way. “Ooh, a new
demo,” a large woman swathed in Gypsy red and purple silk scarves
with lots of dangling jewelry crooned. She smelled strongly of
roses. Artificial roses.
The Nörglein sneezed and lost his attack
posture.
“Clear the way!” I shouted, dashing for the open
arena around the stage.
Tree Daddy followed me, eyes and nose
clearing.
“Fight, fight, fight,” the crowd chanted.
I spotted Squishy physically holding people away
from my path. Cameras flashed and thumbs sped over cell phone
keypads.
We danced around the arena twice, blades flashing
in the bright lights before I could catch my breath.
“What have you done with Sean?” I demanded as I
pressed my foe closer to the stage. Gollum leaped up onto the
raised platform from the other side. He grabbed a length of sound
cable ready to loop into a noose.
“You will never find your boyfriend,” the dark elf
chortled. I have destroyed the paths.”
“He’s an innocent in this. He deserves to be
rescued.”
“But not by you. I will set him free when I am done
with you. As I have honorably done to all the men who loaned me
their wives.”
“That’s rape. None of them were willing
participants in your scheme to repopulate this world with your
get.”
“You know nothing. I have the right to protect my
race from extinction. Now, where is the crystal ball?” He slashed
again.
I parried half a heartbeat too late. Blood poured
down my left arm, making my grip on the staff slick and
uneven.
I could say his name.
Desperate to end this, I lunged again. Scrap
sharpened enough to slice Pete’s old-fashioned shirt from left
shoulder to right hip. Somewhere in there we got a piece of skin.
Green-black blood stained the creamy linen.
The lights, the noise, fatigue, and blood loss took
their toll. My lunge skewed my balance. I tilted too far forward.
My right knee gave up trying to support my weight, followed by the
collapse of my left.
My left shoulder hit the floor first sending long
lances of pain down my back and up into my skull.
I lost my grip on my blade.
The Nörglein didn’t wait to gloat. He raised his
sword in both hands, ready to plunge it into my heart.
“Purz . . .”
I rolled, expecting the fatal blow in my back. The
end of his name got garbled in the tangle of plants that caught
me.
Nothing.
I rolled farther away.
“Drop the weapon,” Donovan said very slowly and
precisely.
No sign of Gollum on the stage.
A quick glance over my shoulder showed my rescuer
holding a plastic ray gun to the Nörglein’s neck.
“Mundane weapons cannot hurt me.” The troll raised
his blade another fraction, shifting his aim.
“Who said this is an ordinary weapon?” Donovan
asked. Still no emotion in his voice.
Then Gollum was at my side, wrapping his
handkerchief around the slice on my arm, reaching to help me up,
handing me my blade. My girls clung to his belt behind him.
The Nörglein hesitated, weighing
possibilities.
Donovan eased the pressure on the Nörglein’s
neck.
Pete shifted his feet and his grip, engaging my
blade once more.
I tangled his sword in the tines. We stared at each
other, frozen in impasse.
Phonetia’s arm morphed into blackberry vines,
shooting out from her sweatshirt sleeve faster than Spiderman’s
web. Vicious thorns bit into the elf’s woody hide at ankle and
calf. The plant fiber looped and doubled back on itself. She
tightened the vine around the elf’s feet and yanked.
He fell forward onto his ugly nose, yowling in pain
and outrage. “How dare you defy me!”
Gollum, the eternal Eagle Scout produced plastic
zip strips from his pocket and snapped them in place around thick
troll ankles and wrists.
The Nörglein fought his mundane restraints.
“Artificial. He can’t manipulate the fibers,”
Gollum said, pushing his glasses higher on his nose. He looked
ready to lecture the audience.
“You can’t do this to me!” The Nörglein
wiggled.
Donovan placed his heavy foot in the middle of his
chest.
Phonetia withdrew her vines.
I lifted my blade for the coup de grace.
“Before you send this heap of garbage off to hell,
I need to know something,” Doreen demanded. She stayed my blow with
a brief touch of her hand. “Which of the boys is my son?”
“How am I supposed to remember that?” the Nörglein
replied. “They’re all alike.”
“But you stole my baby from me! Surely you remember
that.”
“Why should I?”
Anger at the elf’s total lack of care for his
children sent waves of fire through my blood. I raised the
blade.
Loud applause stopped me. The con populace really
didn’t need to see the execution of this guy. We weren’t play
acting. My girls didn’t need to watch me murder the being who had
raised them, even if he had abused them.
“We’ll do this.” Oak appeared at the edge of the
crowd, Cedar close beside him.
“No. I will. This has been a long time coming.”
Donovan hauled the bound Nörglein to his feet and slung him over
his shoulder.
“Allow me.” Lady Lucia bared her fangs. “I thought
I killed you once, you disgrace to decent timber. This time I will
make sure. This time we dump the body in the river so you cannot
regenerate in the soil. Tess, watch the baby.”
Before they could take two steps toward the rapidly
clearing corridor to the gaming rooms, the Nörglein shuddered and
spasmed.
Donovan dropped him unceremoniously. He landed with
only a light wisp of sound. Smoke streamed upward from where the
plastic strips bound his wrists and ankles. It smelled sweet, like
burning pine, but with a bitterness of old and rotten wood beneath
it.
The dark elf screamed, high and piercing.
“God, I’m sorry. I had no idea the plastic would do
that to him.” Gollum bent to remove the lethal restraints.
Cedar beat him to it. The boy bit his lip and tears
moistened his eyes.
“No.” Oak stayed his brother with a firm grip on
his arm. “What will be, will be. We agreed. He’s no longer fit to
maintain the forest. He needs to be culled.”
“If my forest dies, let it be on your head, Tess
Noncoiré. You are responsible for the death of all the trees and
the living things that depend upon them!” The dark elf fixed an
angry, defiant gaze upon me. Smoke poured from his mouth.
His eyes remained open, accusing me as his body
convulsed once more and lay still.
My girls fell on me, hugging me tightly, crying and
shaking.
I wasn’t too steady myself. Gollum joined the
family with Doug close on his heels. He pulled another handkerchief
and a wet wipe from somewhere, taking care of my wounds even as he
joined the family embrace.
Through the shimmering veil of my own tears of
relief, I noted Doreen approaching Cedar and Oak with a tentative
offer of her own embrace. As tall as she, the boys clung to her,
silently burying their faces in her shoulders.
Donovan and Lucia made off with the smoldering
body. “The river,” Lucia said quietly. “It’s the only way. Too bad
he’s already dead. I looked forward to a long, slow, tortuous
feed.”
Scrap dissolved and crept off to recover. I knew
he’d find ample mold in the basement levels. But I’d make sure I
provided him with beer and OJ in the café.
“Pretty good skit. The smoke was a nice touch. But
the blood was too dark, not green enough,” Malcolm Levi laughed
over the noise of the clapping crowd.