“Go away.”

“Oh, you can just shitcan the attitude, Miss Thang! I didn’t kill her. In fact, you and your boy-toy wouldn’t even know about her if I hadn’t told you. So spare me the ’tude.”

I didn’t say anything. What could I say? She was right.

“We’ll get him, Betsy. We won’t leave New York until he’s in flames or bristling with so many stakes he looks like a hedgehog.”

I laughed; I couldn’t help it. Quite the mental image!

“There now, that’s better.” She tucked a hand under my elbow. “And can you slow down? We’re not all six feet tall, y’know?”

“I know, how do you stand it? Is it like being a bug? Or is it more like, you know, being an inanimate object? With no real clue what it’s like to not be a midget?”

“Shut up, Miss Thang,” she ordered, but naturally I disobeyed.

“You don’t even—hey!” I stopped, which jerked Jessica to a stop. Sitting on the hotel lobby steps was the girl we’d seen earlier. Thank God! “Hey, you! We’ve been looking for you!”

“Try to sound a little more menacing, why don’t you?” Jess muttered.

The gorgeous child pointed at me. “I know you! We were playing tag earlier!”

“Uh, not exactly. Listen, where are your folks? This is so not a place for a little kid to be by herself, okay?”

“I’m not a little kid.”

“Right, whatever, where are they?”

“They’re dead.”

Jessica and I traded glances. That explained why the kid was up at practically midnight.

“But what are you doing here?”

“I live here.” She had a high, sweet voice. “The staff takes care of me.”

“Uh . . . about the staff . . . I’ve got some news you’re not going to like, but you can’t stay here another night. Another minute. Y’see—”

“The hotel is run by vampires?”

Jessica and I looked at each other again.

“Well, yes,” Jessica answered. “You, um, knew that?”

“Sure.” The child idly examined her nails, which were brutally short—probably because she bit them. “Vampires killed my folks, and the staff felt bad, so they took me in.”

“But what about school?”

“Tutors.”

“What about a proper bedtime?”

“I sleep during the day, like my guardians.”

“But-but . . .” There were things wrong with this scenario, right? Then why couldn’t I think of any?

“But don’t you want a normal life?” Jessica asked. “I bet a looker like you would get adopted in about five seconds.”

“And go live in the suburbs and attend public school and do chores for an allowance and fight with siblings?” The child rolled her eyes. “When I’m living in the greatest city in the world, with no bedtime, brilliant tutors, and thirty parents who watch out for me? Not to mention twenty-four-hour room service?”

“You’ve got us there,” I admitted. “What’s your name?”

“Bernadette, but everybody calls me Bernie.”

“Well, Bernie, I guess I’m one of your guardians now, too. See, I’m the vampire queen.”

Bernie blinked, then started to laugh. She actually rolled around on the steps, she was laughing so hard.

“It’s not that ludicrous,” I mumbled.

“It really kind of is,” Jessica whispered back.

“You! Oh! Oh, not you! It’s not you! You’re not the queen!”

I stomped my bare foot and realized anew I was wearing nothing but a hotel robe. “I am, too!”

“What is going on here?” Sinclair said, startling me badly. I’d never heard him come up behind me.

“Hey, it’s her!” Nick said happily, coming up on Jessica’s left. “And she’s okay!”

“Who is ‘her’?” Sinclair asked icily. I guess he was still pissed about the tantrum I’d thrown in the alley. Well, I’d make it up to him later.

“This is Bernie, the kid I was telling you about. But she’s safe!”

“That,” Sinclair said, “is no child.”

Bernie abruptly quit laughing. “Now him,” she said to me, smiling prettily, “he’s the king, yes. I can believe that. They told me you were young, but there is no way in hell you killed Nostro and Marjorie. You spent the evening shoe shopping!” She looked at Jessica. “And it’s not you, either. You’re just a human. So where is she? Where’s the real queen?”

“Wh-what are you talking about?”

“You’re making a fatal mistake, Bernie, and you won’t be the first to underestimate The One.”

The kid scowled. “Oh, hush up, Vampire King. You don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Your greed—and your bite marks—gave you away,” Sinclair informed the kid. “Too narrow for an adult vampire.”

I whirled on him. “You knew a kid was doing this?”

“I suspected. The second victim confirmed it. Really, Bernie. Five bites? It’s a wonder you haven’t been caught before.”

“The staff,” Jessica rasped, then cleared her throat. “The staff protects her.”

Bernie stood, so quickly it was like she teleported to her feet. “The staff fears me,” she said, “as should you. Now get out of my hotel.”

And with that, she turned and bounded up the steps into the Grange Hotel.

We all stared at each other, and then I broke the silence with an unoriginal, but heartfelt, “Get that little bitch!”

And up the steps we went.