Chapter 5
The only thing worse than a woman who cries is one who laughs.
The Duke of Wexford to Viscount Hunterston, while standing in the library taking port at the Dashwood Fete
The rain came and went in the space of a day, leaving London damp and noticeably cooler. Brandon told himself that he was glad he’d sent the promised bank draft to Lady Westforth so quickly. All he had to do now was write a quick note to Marcus to confirm that all was well.
For now, Brand returned to his usual occupations. Or tried to. He found Devon at Jackson’s Salon, his supposed trip miraculously cancelled. There they whiled away the rest of the afternoon, sparring in a friendly fashion that left Devon with a split lip and Brandon with a bruised cheekbone.
It would be an exaggeration to say that he thought constantly of Lady Westforth as he went through the evening. Indeed, there were long stretches of time when he didn’t think of her at all—a whole hour at one point. But the meeting had colored his expectations. He found himself noticing how banal the supposed beauties of the day seemed to be—how utterly devoid of humor, how bland, how very unlike Lady Westforth they all were.
Not a one had enough wit to make him smile, even a little. And none challenged him or even threatened him, which he found insipid. Brandon found himself wondering what Lady Westforth would say if he surprised her with a visit. The idea took hold and it was with great difficulty that he reminded himself of the type of woman she was—the exact type of woman who could be bought off for a mere five thousand pounds.
Not, of course, that five thousand pounds was a small amount. Perhaps she was facing some dire circumstances that had forced her to accept the funds. He thought about this for some time, considering all the possibilities, each more dire than the first.
Most of his imaginings had to do with orphans and paying physician bills for a variety of worthy but poor individuals. As soon as he realized what he was doing, he took his unruly imagination firmly in hand and refused to allow it any more leeway.
Lady Westforth was an example of the exact type of woman he always avoided: needy, impertinent, and—to judge by the quality of servant she had answering the door—practically insolvent. She was the kind of woman who would, without compunction, attempt to trap a man into an indiscretion for her own gain.
Still…he couldn’t help but realize that she was something more than that. There was something about her…some indefinable quality that left him edgy and intrigued. So intrigued that he found he could think of little else.
But such preoccupation was exactly the thing he’d decided would never happen. It was with a surly disposition that Brandon made his way to White’s to await his friend, Wycham. By half past ten, Brand realized that Roger wasn’t going to appear, which was no surprise. It was just like the flighty viscount to send an urgent message and then not show. With Roger, everything was an emergency.
But waiting had made Brandon even more impatient than usual. Something stirred within him, a sense of slow desperation. The feeling ached a path between his tense jaw and his heart. Years ago, after he’d purchased his estate and turned it into such a success, he’d faced this same feeling…of emptiness. He’d returned to London, restless once again and ready for a new challenge. But something had changed. The old amusements had paled. So, too, had his old companions. Though young at the time, he felt like a man in his dotage as he watched his erstwhile friends run the gamut of excesses. His life, which had once seemed full of amusements, now seemed empty and dull and there wasn’t a damned thing he could do about it.
Except, perhaps, start a very ill-conceived flirtation with a violet-eyed beauty who promised to be a challenge…
No. Never that. He already knew the outcome of such a liaison. Brand rubbed a hand along his jaw. He needed to get out of London. Away from Lady Westforth.
He had Poole pack his things and he went to spend the weekend at his sister’s house just outside of Bath, where he played with his little niece and walked through the new wing with his brother-in-law, admiring all the improvements that were being implemented.
Before three days had gone by, Brand found that Sara’s obvious wedded bliss was more than he could stand and he made his excuses and left, the old restive feeling returning in force. When he reached London that evening, he found a note from Marcus asking Brandon to meet him at Almack’s. Brand changed into the required black coat and knee breeches, reaching Almack’s at precisely eleven, when the doors were closed.
He entered the assembly room and looked for his brother, passing by a group of four or five older women standing near the door. He didn’t notice them at first, for it was common practice for the chaperones to sit near the doorway so they could see who was attending and comment on the costume of whomever had the misfortune of being out of fashion.
But after a moment it became apparent that they weren’t watching the door at all, but him. One of them caught his eye, turned bright red, and then clapped a hand over her mouth as if to hold in a spate of giggles.
He glanced down at his perfectly pressed breeches and cravat and shrugged. Silly chatterers. Brand returned to his quest to find his brother. Where the hell was—ah! Marcus stood in the furthest corner of the room, arms crossed as he regarded the staid dancing with the air of a man waiting his turn to be executed.
Brand made his way to his brother’s side. “Having fun?”
Marcus didn’t smile. “I was wondering when you’d return.”
“I was rusticating. However, I found that I cannot stomach more than three days of our brother-in-law’s company.”
Marcus didn’t even bother to agree. “I saw a friend of yours yesterday.”
“Oh?”
“Your old school friend, Viscount Wycham.”
“I was supposed to meet him before I left for Bath, but he never showed. The last time I saw him, he was in danger of being tossed into debtor’s jail. He must have gotten his father to step in for him.”
Marcus’s face registered disapproval. “He’s a bit old to be acting like a green one, isn’t he?”
“Yes, but he is the only son and the old earl has spoiled him. Did he say where he was staying?”
“I didn’t speak with him. I was returning home from a meeting at the docks with the new shipmaster we just hired. I saw Wycham coming out of a tavern on the East Side.” Marcus frowned. “I don’t think he was happy to see me for as soon as he caught sight of the crest on the coach, he ducked back inside. I wonder what he was doing?”
“Who knows? Wycham always walked his own path.” Brand glanced at his brother. “I’m surprised you’re here. I thought you’d sworn off Almack’s because of the stale cake.”
“Aunt Delphi came to visit and she wanted to see some of her friends.” Marcus cast a jaundiced eye toward the refreshment table. “I think they have the same exact pieces of cake that they had last time, and it has been four months.” He shifted his gaze back to Brandon. “Did you receive my note?”
“Of course. I assume Chase has returned and is not happy.”
“He did indeed return. But as to his not being happy…” Marcus eyed Brand for a moment. “When you made your visit to Lady Westforth, I seemed to have been remiss in asking you for certain details.”
A silent warning began to sound deep inside Brandon’s head. “Details? What details?”
“Oh I don’t know. Did the lady seem angry when you left?”
What was this all about? Brandon frowned. “Not angry, really. She wasn’t happy I was there, but she seemed fine with our arrangement. Almost triumphant.”
“Hm. So you think the interview went well.”
“It went perfectly. Why? Are she and Chase still—”
“No. Nothing like that.”
Brand realized that his hands were curled into fists. He relaxed them now. “Good.”
“It’s strange, but when I informed Chase that we had taken care of Lady Westforth and that she would no longer be bothering him, he had a most peculiar reaction.” Marcus pursed his lips. “He laughed. And for a very long period of time. Apparently Lady Westforth sent him on his way a good two days before you arrived on her doorstep.”
Damn it! She had tricked him. But despite his irritation, Brandon had to admit to a faint sense of appreciation.
Marcus’s gaze narrowed. “I take it she didn’t bother to inform you of that fact.”
“No.”
“You never mentioned how much it cost to win her cooperation. What did you pay her?”
Brandon hated to say, but Marcus pinned him with a determined stare. “Five thousand pounds.”
“Five—we’ve never had to pay more than three before. What happened?”
“She was persuasive. Very,” Brandon said. No wonder the chit had been in such high humor—she’d all but robbed him. Worse, he’d spent a good amount of time talking her into the higher amount. He’d almost insisted on it, now that he thought about it. “That little minx.”
“Oh, she didn’t stop there. That’s why I wanted to know your version of the meeting.”
“My version?” Brand blinked. “Then you’ve heard…her version?”
“Have you noticed people are staring at you?”
Brand started to say no, but then he remembered the women by the door. He glanced their way now and saw that they were still looking at him, giggling behind their gloved hands, whispering furiously.
In fact, now that he took the time to peruse the ballroom, a number of people were looking at him, amused expressions on their faces. “Bloody hell.”
Marcus nodded, though a faint glimmer of a smile lit his eyes. “Lady Westforth had a little dinner party shortly after you left last week. She regaled the world with the story of how you attempted to buy her cooperation to do something she’d already done.” Marcus’s smile widened. “The only good thing is that she didn’t execute the draft.”
Brandon’s heart gave an immediate leap. “She didn’t…” Why then, had she taken the money to begin with? He wondered if she’d planned all along to use the draft to embarrass him. Part of him was furious, but a small, very quiet part was relieved. She hadn’t taken the money for any reason but to mock him.
“Chase warned that she wasn’t his usual fare,” Marcus said after a long silence. “I’m inclined to agree with him if her dinner party was anything like rumor has it.”
“What happened?”
“She had quite an interesting flower arrangement. Your bank draft was part of the ornamentation. It had been folded to look like a little frog. Your name, of course, was clearly visible.”
Brand could see it now. The room packed with eager guests, all hanging on Lady Westforth’s every word while she amused them with her rendition of the meeting. He could almost hear her embellishments, see the laughter in her violet eyes. “How many people know?”
“Everyone. It is the talk of the town.” Marcus flicked a dark glance his way. “Did you really kiss her and tell her to consider it a bonus?”
Brand’s ears burned. “That baggage!”
“Hm.” Marcus regarded him coolly.
Brandon winced. “Where’s Chase?”
“At his lodgings. You know, I believe he sincerely cared for Lady Westforth. Though he laughed when I told him how we’d taken care of his little problem, there was a moment when I mentioned the special license that he looked as if he was in pain.”
Brand nodded shortly. “I am going to find Lady Westforth this very night and—”
“Get another kiss?” Marcus’s gaze narrowed. “Don’t be a fool. Avoid that woman like the plague. At least do so until this story has died down.”
“I can’t just stand by and—”
“You have no choice. She hasn’t left you any. Give it some time and soon no one will even remember the incident.”
Brand clenched his hands into fists. How the hell was he supposed to pretend that nothing was wrong when the entire ton was snickering behind his back? It was intolerable. Damn that woman! And damn his own stupidity for kissing her and giving her even more ammunition with which to mock him.
He slowly released his breath. Marcus was right. Brand would have nothing more to do with Lady Westforth. For now. But the moment this furor died down, he would have his revenge.
No one would be able to help Lady Westforth then.
Another week passed during which Brandon put up with an onslaught of whispers followed by a maelstrom of jovial comments from those who thought they knew him well enough to tease. His brothers were the worst, Chase foremost.
Brandon suffered it all with a polite, unamused smile, whiling away the time by thinking of all the vengeance he’d soon visit on the hapless head of the notorious Lady Westforth. He began to look forward to their next meeting, imagining what he’d do to put her in her place.
Overall, it wasn’t the gossip that bothered him. He didn’t mind being the topic of conversation—he was a St. John and he’d always been at the center of attention. What was intolerable was that, for the first time in his life, he’d been cast in a comedic manner as if he were the key actor in a farce. But slowly, just as Marcus had predicted, society’s attention was directed elsewhere, mainly the marriage of Sir Royce Pemberley to Miss Elizabeth Pritchard. It was the marriage of the season since the bride was considered a bit of an eccentric.
Miss Pritchard did not disappoint. Not only did she feature nearly every possible color in her choice of gown, shoes, gloves, jewelry and accompanying flowers, but her monkey, while hopping up the aisle performing his duties as ring bearer, took exception to Lady Birlington’s rather obnoxious pug dog.
The two animals took one look at one another and, barking and shrieking, met in midair. By the time Miss Pritchard hiked up her skirts and rushed to the rescue, the pug’s diamond collar had been snatched off while the monkey’s little blue and orange outfit was ripped to shreds. Fortunately, other than being a bit ruffled, neither animal seemed harmed by the confrontation.
After the wedding, Brand stayed for the reception and then went on to Lady Shelbourne’s ball. Lady Shelbourne was Sir Pemberley’s sister and she rather enjoyed large functions, working diligently to provide the best of everything. Even Marcus could not complain of the quality of food served or the ability of the orchestra.
It was in the early hours of the morning when Brand made his way back to his lodgings. Poole met him in the hallway, an anxious expression on his face. “Mr. St. John! Someone has come to see you.”
For some reason, Brand’s thoughts immediately flew to Lady Westforth. “A woman?”
Poole shook his head. “No, sir. Lord Wycham.”
Brand swallowed a faint sense of disappointment. “How long has he been waiting?”
“Hours, sir. I tried to tell him that you weren’t in, but he insisted on waiting. Something is very wrong, if you’ll pardon my saying so.”
Brand glanced through the open door to where a red chair rested in front of the fire. Due to the high winged back and the slumped position of the person sitting, the only thing visible was a pair of spindly legs encased in blue breeches.
Empty bottles and numerous tipped-over glasses adorned the side table, testimony of how the last several hours had been spent. “You did right, Poole. Bring some tea and toast.”
“At once, my lord.”
“No, damn you!” came a raspy voice from the depths of the chair, the legs moving as if the owner were attempting to sit straighter but couldn’t. “I won’t have any toast. Nor tea. I ate pap when I was a child and b’God, I’ll not eat it again.”
Ah, Roger was on one of his sprees, was he? Smiling to himself, Brand waved Poole on before he entered the room and crossed to the chair. His smile faded when he caught sight of Roger’s haggard face. This was something far more than a dissolute spirit. “Good God, what’s happened?”
Roger blinked up at him, a faint quiver passing over his pale countenance. His cravat hung about his neck in wrinkled splendor, his shirt unbuttoned. Worse, his hair was in such disarray that two curls stuck out on either side of his head like devil’s horns, a strange contrast to his angelic face. “Brand, they are going to hang me.”
“You are bosky.”
“Bosky.” Roger tried to laugh, but his voice broke. “God, that’s rich. I have had too much to drink, but that’s nothing. Brandon, I’ve messed up in the worst way and if you can’t help me—I don’t know what I’ll do.”
“I’d be glad to assist you in any way I can.”
Wycham’s expression smoothed a little. “I knew you’d say that. Brandon, it’s about Lady Westforth.”
Brand stilled. “Do you know her?”
“Yes. Over a month ago, I attended a dinner party at Verena’s. She has them the first Tuesday of each month.”
Brand’s jaw tightened. Wycham had called Lady Westforth by her Christian name. How well did his friend know the disreputable Verena? He managed to smile, though it cost him dearly. “I daresay she regaled you with some tale about me.”
“You? Oh. The check.” Roger waved a hand. “No, it was before that. You hadn’t even met her then. Brand, I went to the dinner party to meet Humford. Did you know him?”
Humford was a minor peer of the realm, known for his shipping interests and his capacity for gossip. When tipsy, he often boasted that he dabbled in the affairs of the Home Office, though Brand found that highly unlikely. Of course, he’d since fled the continent due to his debts. He was exactly the type of person Brandon expected to meet at Verena’s. “Mixing with the plebeians, were you?”
Roger flushed. “Brand, I know there is bad blood between you and Verena, but she’s not what you think. She’s—”
“You don’t know what I think.”
“I know how you treated her when you thought Chase was enamored. I’ve seen the draft myself.” Roger flushed at Brand’s hard gaze. “Just hear me out. You don’t know Verena and yet—”
“Continue your story. We are not likely to agree on that subject.”
Roger didn’t respond, but after a moment, he sighed. “Oh, very well. The night before the dinner party, I ran into Humford at White’s. He’d heard I was on my way to Devonshire and asked if I would deliver something for him, a list of some sort. I—I couldn’t see what the harm would be, so…I agreed.”
“Like that? Without asking any questions?”
“It seemed a harmless request.” Roger wiped a shaky hand over his face. “We were both invited to Verena’s for dinner and he asked me to meet him there. I went, fully expecting him to tell me it was all a hum, but he’d already been there and left.”
Brand frowned. “He’d left?”
“Verena said he suddenly got pale and began looking through his pockets as if he’d forgotten something. He left twenty minutes before I arrived.”
“I heard that he left the country shortly after that.”
“No. Brandon, he didn’t go anywhere. Some time after he left Verena’s, someone killed him,” Roger said in a strangled voice. “They found his body floating in the Thames. He was garroted, his tongue—” Roger looked as if he might be ill.
“Bloody hell. This is serious.”
Roger nodded, his face pale, sweat glistening on his forehead. “He left notes in his desk that mention my name. Brandon, they think I have the list but I swear he hadn’t given it to me yet and had I known—”
“Wait! ‘They think?’ Who are ‘they’?”
Roger took a shuddering breath. “‘They’ are the ministry. And this list, whatever it is, is worth a fortune.” Roger swallowed, the noise loud in the quiet room. “Brand, I’m not sure, but perhaps it was a coded missive, something of vast import.”
Brand took the chair opposite Roger’s. “If this list was so important, why would Humford give it to you in the first place?”
“I don’t know. I—I just saw him in White’s and he asked—and I thought it wouldn’t be much of an inconvenience. I never believed those stories of his, anyway.”
“Did you know him well?”
“We’ve known each other forever, though we’ve never been close. His father and my father were friends since they were both in short pants.”
“I still think it is strange that he asked you to assist him.”
“Lord, you don’t have to tell me. I’ve asked myself why he did so a thousand times and all I can think of is that he already knew he was in trouble and I happened by and he knew he could trust me.”
“Did he say anything else when he asked you to meet him at Lady Westforth’s? Anything of import?”
“No. He just seemed distracted. Upset.” Roger squirmed in his chair. “I didn’t really pay much heed.”
Brand frowned. Something didn’t add up about this story. Something…elusive. “This dinner party—the one Humford left—who was there?”
“Humford and Lady Jessup. Mr. and Mrs. Kemble. Oh, and the Oglethorpe-Whites and their daughter, Anne. And…well….”
“Don’t forget the lovely Lady Westforth.”
“Leave Verena out of this.”
Brand didn’t think that would be possible. “Who else was there?”
Roger wiped his brow, his hand shaking. “I don’t know. I—I can’t remember.”
“Sometime later today, when you can think clearer, I want a list of every person at the party. Every person, Roger. Do you understand?”
“Yes. It is a nightmare. I didn’t even know about Humford’s death until the day after the dinner party. I stopped by his lodgings and two men were waiting there, almost as if they knew I was coming. They told me what had happened and then—” Roger tugged on his cravat, his gaze wild. “It was horrible; they interrogated me like a criminal.”
Brand sent the younger man a frown. “Whatever they told you, they can’t hang you for just offering to deliver a note of some sort.”
“They don’t have to. Just being charged with such a crime will cause a huge scandal…Brand, it will kill my father. I’ve already disgraced him with my debts. He can’t take much more.”
Roger was right—the old earl’s health was indifferent at best. Brand smoothed the sleeve of his coat thoughtfully. In order to save Roger’s family the embarrassment of a public inquiry, someone had to find that damn list and quickly. Somehow, some way, the frustrating Lady Westforth was involved in this. Brand would have to visit her now, to discover more about Humford, if nothing else.
A slow sense of purpose filled Brand’s veins, warming him and calming the restless feeling. “Roger, go home to Devonshire. Stay with your father until I get things worked out here.”
“The ministry will come looking for me.”
“Don’t tell anyone you have gone—it will take them a few days just to realize you aren’t in town. All we need to do is stall them. Meanwhile, I’ll do what I can to find that list.”
“Do you think you can?”
“I hope so. But first, I want you to tell me something. Had Humford told anyone else about the list?”
Roger blanched, his gaze sliding away. “I—I don’t know. I can’t imagine—”
“This is important. Did he tell anyone else?”
“Yes. No. I mean, I’m not sure but I think…he’s always been fond of Verena, you know. She never encouraged him, but he thought the world of her.”
Brand’s jaw tightened. “I thought so.”
Roger struggled to his feet. He stood, swaying, his face drawn. “Brand, if you feel you must speak with Verena, I’ll go with you and—”
“No. If you stay in town, the ministry might decide to take you into custody without any further ado. You will go to Devonshire and leave Verena to me.” Brand stood and placed a hand on his friend’s shoulder. “Trust me with this, Roger. I will not let you down.”
Roger managed a weak smile. “Of course.”
“Stay here until my carriage is brought around. You should leave right away.”
“Brand, I don’t know how to thank you—”
“Nonsense. I was nigh dying of ennui. You’ve given me a new purpose in life—to find that list.” And to spend time with the woman who’d disturbed his peace more than any other. Brand was certain that if he saw Verena for more than a few moments, he’d find the flaws hidden by her violet eyes. Flaws that would end this attraction he held for her.
“What a mess,” Roger said. He rubbed his eyes as if every bone in his body ached. “I deserve to be hanged.”
“Horse whipped, perhaps.” Brand cuffed Roger on the shoulder. “But not hanged.”
“You won’t…” Roger swallowed as if unsure how to continue. “Brand…no matter what, promise you won’t hurt Verena.”
Brand frowned. “Exactly what is your relationship with Verena?”
“I met her a year ago and we were close, after a fashion. Oh, it was never very serious, at least not on her side.” Roger’s smile twisted into a grimace. “I’m not her type, you know.”
“What is her type?” Brandon shouldn’t have asked the question, but his curiosity was piqued.
“I don’t know,” Roger said thoughtfully. “She’s damnably independent and wants—oh, I don’t know what she wants. I only know it wasn’t me.”
For some reason, Brand found this bit of information far more fascinating than he should have. He forced himself to shrug. “Trust me in this, at least, I will treat Verena exactly as she deserves.” And oh, how he’d relish each and every second.
Roger didn’t look very satisfied. “If Verena is involved, she must have a good reason.” He held out his hand. “I’ll give you two weeks and then I’m returning to London.”
Brand shook it with a firm grip. “Fair enough. I will not fail you.” He wouldn’t, either. Not only would he find a way to ward off the spell Lady Westforth had cast over him, but he’d also discover the missing list for Wycham.
And then…he smiled, feeling genuinely alive and excited for the first time in weeks. Lady Westforth had best beware.