CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
"We have the full projection—prog sixty-five percent accurate—in the battlechamber, if you wish to see it, sir."
"Negative, Admiral," Sten said. "I sure as hell don't have your skill at deciphering blinking dots of light—and the digest box tells me just how shafted we are.''
''I await your orders.''
Sten had had about enough of Mason's behavior. "Admiral? If I may speak to you privately?''
Mason nodded for the officer of the deck to take the con and followed Sten into the admiral's day cabin.
"Admiral," Sten began, "I directly requested you for this assignment believing you were enough of a professional to follow orders and leave personalities out of it.
"I was wrong. From the time that we arrived on Jochi, you've behaved like a sulking bratling who's just got his bars and who thinks that makes him God."
"Ambassador—''
"We'll start with that. My civilian rank is meaningless. I have never resigned my military rank, nor asked to be placed on reserve status.
"On Jochi, you asked if I was assuming command. I said I was. Therefore, referring to me by my military rank is perfectly acceptable.
"You will remain silent, Admiral Mason. And I would appreciate your coming to attention. I have neither the time nor the energy to get into a testes-measuring contest with you, nor is it necessary. If you wish, we will step out of this cabin, and I will relieve you of your command in front of your staff and the officers of the Victory. You will find that order will be considered quite legal, and will be considered admissible procedure at your court martial.
"Do you wish that?"
Mason remained silent.
"You will, until advised otherwise, refer to me as Admiral. I, in turn, respect your rank, and will continue to channel my orders through you as suggestions. I have no intentions of undermining your authority. Nor do I think it admirable for you to continue to behave in such a childish manner. You lessen yourself and your rank in the eyes of your subordinates.''
That got the clot. Mason flushed, stiffened, and took a moment to bring himself back to corpselike control.
"That is all I have to say. Do you have any comments or suggestions?"
"No. No, sir."
"Good. This problem will not repeat itself. Now. Shall we go out there and start keeping the peace?"
Mason's salute sonic-snapped; he about-faced and stalked back out onto the bridge.
Sten allowed himself a grin. Hell, all those absurd clichés that had been snarled at him as he rose through the ranks still worked, given that the person on the receiving end really believed all that drakh.
Oh, well.
He followed Mason—promising himself that when this was all over he would decoy the bastard into a dark alley and blackjack him for a week and a half.
Sten's next action was to "request" that Admiral Mason assemble his top four staffers and the Victory's XO in a conference chamber and link, on secure screen, the skippers of the escort ships.
"Gentlebeings," Sten said without preamble, "the situation is pretty obvious."
There were nods from the officers.
The Victory was plunging through a rift between two rich open clusters. On a screen corrected for human eyes, human spatial prejudices, and human conditioning, the tiny fleet was flashing into darkest night, with high-banked lightclouds on either side. A more detailed screen would show tiny subsidiary splotches of light to the left and right of the Victory's projected orbit. These were, respectively, the Bogazi hastily assembled fleet(s?) ready to defend their capital world and cluster on the left; and, to the right, in the middle of the darkness that was the rift, the attacking Suzdal fleets. The battlechamber, of course, would show each and every world and ship, to the limits of its preset range.
The Victory would go hey-diddle-diddle, straight up the middle between the two fleets, in—
"Contact timetick," Sten requested.
"Rough estimate, two ship-days, sir. Exact—"
"Not necessary. Thank you, Commander. Is there any data suggesting they know we're inbound?"
"Negative, sir."
That was unsurprising—one continuing advantage Imperial ships had was vastly superior sensory systems. And one very secret gimmick: before any AM2 was released to non-Imperial sources it was given a "coating" made from a derivative of Imperium X.
Any non-Empire ship on stardrive would produce a slight purple flare on Imperial screens, a flare that could be picked up at a far greater range than the unaltered Imperial drive signature. It wasn't much—just enough of an edge to win a war every now and then.
"The object of our little game," Sten began, "is obviously to keep our Suzdal and Bogazi allies from slaughtering each other. And, incidently, to keep either or both of them from deciding that anybody who breaks up a bar brawl between friends deserves a good one upside the head."
There were suppressed smiles. Admiral Mason did not give briefings like this.
"Right," Sten continued. "Obviously the only way that we can accomplish this is with pure guano. Fortunately, Admiral Mason is, as you all know, one of the most skilled Imperial leaders in deception."
Sten really wanted to phrase it differently and say that Mason was fuller of drakh and therefore more guano-qualified than almost any admiral he knew, but he refrained.
"He and I discussed our problem, and he had some interesting plans. I had a couple of ideas that might be worth considering. There will be five stages to our plan. Stage One is appropriately evil; Stage Two is honorable; and Stage Four might give someone here a medal or two. Stage Five will be pure naked dishonesty, which I shall implement."
"Stage Three, sir?" The question came from the captain of the destroyer Princeton.
"That's my own cheap idea," Sten said. "All hands aboard the Victory have been spending their off-shifts working on it."
Sten flexed his fingers unconsciously. "All hands" was no exaggeration—his own itched from metal fragments and real wood splinters embedded in fingers and palms.
"We'll get to that in time. Stage One we will begin immediately, while the briefing continues. Order all weapons officers and all Kali crews to action stations."
The Kali missiles, now on their fifth generation, were monster ship-killers. The Kali V class were nearly thirty meters long by now, having grown not only in expense but in size as each generation was given newer and more sophisticated tracking, homing, ECM, and "perception" suites. Power was from AM2—the Kalis were, in fact, miniature starships. All that had not been necessary to improve from generation to generation was the pay-load. Sixty megatons was still enough to shatter any ship on any military register. Even the Forez, the Tahn battleship that remained the mightiest warship ever
"launched," had been rendered hors d' combat by Kalis.
The Kali was "flown" into its target under direct control by weapons officers. The control system was helmet-mounted and used direct induction to the brain. Actual control had progressed from the old manual joystick and tiny throttle to involuntary or voluntary neural reaction from the "pilot." The Kali could also be set to use other, automatic
homing
systems.
But
those
were
only
used
under
special
circumstances—weapons officers were chosen for their killer instincts, second only to potential tacship pilots, and they preferred playing cheater kamikazi.
Stage One was a launch of all available Kalis.
They burst out from their launch tubes on the Victory and its destroyers at full drive for thirty seconds, and then power was shut down. The missiles lanced ahead of the Imperial squadron.
Right behind them came the Victory's tacships, under the same full power/cut power/run silent orders.
This was Stage One—Sten's hole cards.
Stage Two waited for some time, until watch officers reported alarums from the Bogazi fleet. They had "seen" the oncoming unidentified ship that was the Victory. Since they were waiting for the Suzdal, their sensors were slightly more efficient, not masked by their own drive emissions. Sten waited a couple of ship-hours, having ordered that no response be made to any challenges from either Suzdal or Bogazi, then assembled his human actors for the next part of the plan.
All Bogazi and Suzdal com channels were blanketed by the Victory's powerful transmitters.
All receiving vid screens showed:
The well-known Imperial Ambassador Sten. Standing on the bridge of a warship, in full and formal garb. He was flanked by two equally grim-faced officers, Mason and his XO, also in full dress uniform.
The broadcast was very short and to the point. Sten informed both sides they were in violation of Imperial and Altaic treaties of long standing, as well as civilization's common agreements of interplanetary rights. They were ordered to return immediately to their home worlds and make no further aggressive moves.
Failure to respond would be met with the severest measures.
The broadcast was not meant to convince, or even to threaten. It was merely a pin in the map to legitimize the real bludgeon Sten had prepared.
The one he hoped nobody figured out was made of metal foil and lathes—quite literally.
The response was as expected.
The Suzdal did not answer the cast, either from their fleets or from their home worlds. The Bogazi, slightly more sophisticated, broadcast a warning that all neutral ships should stand clear of given coordinates. Any intrusion into this area would be met with armed response. Any errors might be regretted but would be considered within the acceptable parameters of self-defense.
There was no response from the Victory.
Sten hoped this would worry both sides.
Another timetick. It would be four ship-hours until the Victory would be directly
"between" the two enemies.
And they, in turn, would be in range of the Victory in five hours, and each other in twelve.
The situation was developing in an interesting manner.
"Three hours, sir. And the Bogazi fleet is now under drive."
Sten rose from the weapons couch he had asked to borrow for a nap. This was calculated bravado, intended to prove to all the young troopies that Sten was so confident that he could doze before action.
Of course, he had not slept.
What bothered him was that in the old days he actually had nodded off every three or four times he tried the ploy.
Mason came out of his day cabin. "We're ready, sir."
"Very well."
Mason came quite close to Sten. "You didn't sleep, either, did you?''
Sten's eyes widened. Was Mason actually trying to be friendly? Had that absurd reaming-out caused the admiral to make an attitude check?
Naah. Mason was just setting Sten up so, come another time, he would be the one waiting in that dark alley with the sap.
"Perhaps we might begin Stage Three," he said.
"I shall give the orders."
Stage Three was a truly monstrous bluff.
Back on Jochi, Sten had run a fast list of ways to make people unhappy. He dimly remembered one, told as a joke but also as a mind-jog, back in Mantis training. The story went that aeons earlier, a young guerrilla officer was trying to delay a military convoy. It must've been in the dark ages, because the vehicles were evidently ground-bound, and there was no mention of air cover. The convoy had armor and heavy weapons. The guerrilla officer had twenty men, only half of them armed.
The guerrilla could have thermopylaed nobly and slowed the convoy for five minutes at the cost of his entire band. Instead, he looted a nearby farmhouse. He took all of the dinnerware in the house and carefully positioned each plate, facedown, in the roadway.
Land mines. Sten had objected—the armor's commander must have been a complete clot, since it was unlikely that land mines never looked like mess tins, even in those medieval times.
After Sten had finished doing the push-ups that every military school seemed to award its trainees at regular intervals for sins ranging from breathing to buggery, the instructor had pointed out that of course the track commander would not have mistaken them for any land mines he was familiar with. They could be something new.
They could be booby traps. And if they were real, and he drove over them, and started losing vehicles, it would be his butt in front of the firing squad.
So slowly, laboriously, he had to send forward clearing teams to lift each plate, determine it was a plate, and move on to the next. The guerrilla leader further slowed progress down by regular sniping, in spite of the convoy's counterfire.
"The convoy was delayed by two full E-hours, so the story goes, with no loss to the guerrilla force. Think on that, troops. Mr. Sten, you can stop doing push-ups now."
Land mines… space mines. Yes, that was it. Mines—those lethal devices that just sat waiting for a target and then blew it up or, worse, lurked until the target came within range and then went hunting—were never popular weapons. In spite of the fact they were the most efficient, least expensive killers of expensive machinery and beings known. They seemed somehow slimy to "honest" soldiers. Or, anyway, not especially glamorous.
Sten had never imagined that killing one's fellow beings was glamorous. And if he'd had one iota, Mantis Section would have burned it out of him. He had also seen how effective the Tahn use of mines had been. The Tahn operated under the valid if uncivilized principle that killing was killing and needed no particular moral justification.
The Empire's conventional military, being "honorable," knew little and cared naught about mines—therefore, anyone they armed and equipped, such as the Altaic Cluster, would be unlikely to be expert, either.
So, during the flight out from Jochi, the hangar deck of the Victory had become a carpentry shop. The lathing Sten had ordered up was wire-tied into rough hedgehog-looking configurations and wrapped with metal foil.
There were several hundred of these blivets stacked on the hangar deck.
On command, these were dumped, a few at a time, into space. They formed a stream, a divider of sorts, between the two fleets. Of course, they were still traveling at the same velocity as the Victory, but Sten planned to wreak his next move before his
"mines" cleared the field of operations.
They had the immediate and desired effect.
The oncoming fleets went into modified panic mode as the Suzdal and Bogazi sensors picked up the "mines," and their commanders tried to figure out what these strange objects were that were emerging from the Imperial ship like so many bits of candy tossed to the crowds in a parade. On their screens they would have seen the Victory, its accompanying destroyer screen, possibly some tacships, and then the mines streaming across their screens.
Very good, very good, Sten thought. They're worried. Now we wait…
Shortly both fleets ordered destroyer squadrons forward to investigate.
Now we show them our dinner plates have bangs in them.
"Admiral Mason?"
"Yessir. All ships… all weapons stations," Mason ordered. "Targets… the destroyers.
Mind your discriminators. One target per weapon. Any young officer disobeying that order will be relieved, court-martialed, and cashiered."
Mason, the gentle father figure.
Kalis homed at half speed, or else were told by their discriminators that another missile was swifter on the pickup. Close in, just before the Suzdal and Bogazi destroyers picked them up on their screens, the missiles went to full drive.
Screens on the Victory's bridge flared as the Kalis hit, then cleared to show open space where a destroyer had once been.
Three destroyers from the Suzdal and two from the Bogazi survived to return to their parent fleets.
Any analysis would have shown that these missiles were being launched by those strange-appearing "mines."
Sten nodded to Mason once more—and the tacships smashed in from the high elliptic they had held. Get in, launch, and get back out were their orders.
Two cruisers and five destroyers were killed.
Very good, Sten thought. I am sorry beings are dying, but they are not Imperial beings. And fewer are being killed than if battle were joined between the two fleets. Let alone if the Suzdal fleet was allowed to complete its attack on the Bogazi home world.
Now for the coup de, Sten thought. Again, we start by setting the stage.
Ambassador Sten made another broadcast, once more ordering both fleets to break action and return to their home worlds.
But evidently his 'cast was poorly shielded from other com links. These were being made by the Victory, and tight-beamed "back" in the direction the Victory had come from.
They were coded, of course. But both computer and staff analysis determined that the Victory was linked to other ships, ships out of detector range. And it appeared as if it were an entire Imperial fleet, and the Victory was but the scout—a monstrously large and well-armed scout, but still a scout—for the real heavies. Minutes later their prog must have worsened, as the Victory changed frequencies and code and began broadcasting to another, equally "unseen" war fleet.
The Bogazi and Suzdal may have been less than sane in their approach to civil rights, but in military matters they were quite capable.
Without acknowledging Sten's orders, both fleets broke contact and, at full power, fled home.
Sten whoofed air and plumped down into a chair. "Damn," he said honestly, probably blowing his command-cool façade, "I really didn't think that would work."
"It will only work once," Mason said softly, so that his officers could not hear.
"Once is more than enough. We'll blanket their butts with every straight-fact 'cast we can come up with and hope they come to what passes in the Altaics for senses. And if they try again, we'll come up with something stinkier and whomp them again! Hell, Admiral, a clot like you should always be able to think of something.
"Now. Return course. For once we're ahead of their clottin' schemes. Let's see if we can stay that way."
Gatchin Fortress had been built to be both impregnable and terrifying. It had never been intended for use as a real fortress, but as a final prison for anyone opposing the Khaqan. It sat, solitary, on a tiny islet nearly a kilometer out at sea. Great stone walls rose straight up from the tiny island's cliffs. There were no beaches, no flat ground outside those walls. And there was no ground access to the island.
Alex and Cind sprawled near the cliff face on the mainland, watching.
They had prepped for their mission far more thoroughly than just throwing a set of warm undies into a ditty bag. They lay under a carefully positioned phototropic camouflage sheet that now shone a white that matched the snowbanks and dirty rocks around them. Each of them had a tripod-mounted high-power set of amplified-light binocs, plus passive heat sensors and motion detectors focused on Gatchin's ramparts and the causeway.
"Damn, but I'm cold," Cind swore.
"Woman, dinnae be complainin't. Ah been on y' world, an' thae's a summer place compared t'it."
"No kidding," Cind said. "And now you know why so many of us live off-world.
Besides, didn't you tell me your home world was ice, snow, and such?"
"Aye, but th' ice's gentler, somehow. An' th' snoo comi't driftin' doon like flower petals."
"You see anything?"
"Negative. Which is beginnin't t' make me think you're right.''
"We'll know for sure before nightfall. I hope."
"Aye. An' while y're waitin', Ah'll narrate a wee story, thae's got an obvious bearin't ae our present, froze-arsed predic'ment.
"Hae Ah e'er told y' ae th' time Ah entered a limerick contest? Y' ken whae lim'ricks are, aye?"
"We're not totally uncivilized."
"Thae's bonnie.'Twas whae Ah was a wee striplin't, assigned t' a honor guard on Earth. Th' tabs announc'd thae contest. Large credits f r th' prize. Who c'd come up wi'
thae dirtiest, filthiest, lim'rick?
"Well, Ah hae braw experience when it com t't' dirty, filthy lim'ricks."
"I've never questioned that."
"Ah'm payin't nae heed nor reck t' thae cheap one, Major. So Ah ship't m' filthy poem away, an aye, 'twas so filthy e'en a striplin't like m'self blushed a bit, thinkin't m'
name wae attach't.
"But thae credits wae bonny, as Ah've said. An' lord know't a puir wee ranker needs a' th' coin he can secure. So time pass't an' time pass't, an' then one day Ah sees th' tab, an' Ah'm thunderstrick!
"Ah'm noo th' winner! Ah hae nothin'! Th' winner's some clot nam'd McGuire. D.
M. McGuire, ae' th' wee isle ae Eire, they name't it, frae th' city ae Dublin. An' th'
lim'rick's so dirty thae cannae e'en run thae own prizewinner!
"An a'ter Ah recover frae m' heartbroke, it starts gnawin't ae me. I mean, thae cannae be a filthier lim'rick thae whae Ah submitt'd.
"So Ah taki't a wee bit ae leave, an Ah moseys t' Eire, an' thae cap'tal ae Dublin, an'
Ah begins lookin't frae D. M. McGuire. Days an' weeks pass, aye, but finally Ah trackit doon th' last McGuire i' Dublin.
"She's a wee gran lady. Sweet, wi' a twinkle i' her eye, an' a smile ae her lips, an' y'
jus' know she's goin t't' church ever' day, twice't, an' thae's nae been a foul word cross her lips.
"This cannae be th' D. M. McGuire ae the contest, but Ah'm des'prate. So I screws m' courage t' th' stickity point, an' asks.
"Dam't near crap m' kilt, when she says, 'Aye. Ah am.'
"Ah begs her f'r whae it was.
"I's noo her turn t' blush, an' she say't 'Ah'm a respect'ble widow. Ah cannae use language like thae around a man.'
"She talk't funny, she did. 'Twae hard t' understand her, sometime.
"Ah ask't her to write it doon, e'en. But she cannae do thae, e'er. Thae must be the scummiest poem e'er wrote. So Ah argue, an' argue, an' plea, an' finally she say't,
'Cannae Ah tell it, but wi' blankety frae th' vile words?'
"A course, Ah says. Ah'll hae nae grief figurin't it oot frae there.
"An' she tak't ae deep breath, an' recites:
"Blankety-blankety blank
Blankety-blankety blank
Blankety-blank
Blankety-blank
Blankety river of shit.''
After a long silence… a giggle. Alex beamed. "Ah knoo frae th' first thae wae someat aboot y' Ah admired. Noo thae's three.''
"Three what?"
"Three bein's whae admir't m' stories. One's a walrus, one's a lemur, an' y're the third."
"Exalted company indeed," Cind said. "Now, what's the moral that pertains to our present situation?"
"As wi' any braw preacher," Alex said, "Ah dinnae think m' sermons need further explication."
And silence hung down about them.
In fact, the nothing they had seen so far was grimly productive. Cind and Alex had been in their hidey-hole for two full days. They had seen no aircraft approach Gatchin, nor had they seen any sign of sentries atop its walls. At night, only a few lights gleamed from the ominous citadel.
Two hours later, just before dusk, Alex grunted. "Ah hae some'at. Comint frae th'
south. Twa gravsleds. Cargo lighters, Ah reck… Whae's th' castle doin't?"
"Nothing," Cind said. "None of those cupolas—I think they're AA launchers—are moving."
"Bad," Alex said. "Worse. Thae's no sign ae guns or guards ae th' lighters, either. An'
Ah can make out th' cargo ae th' deck. Clot. Rations. Rations enow frae noo more'n a platoon, Ah'd guess. Y' hae them i' your eyeballs noo?"
"I do," Cind said. She watched as the lighters settled down onto an overhead landing deck. After a moment, she saw a couple of uniformed men come out to meet the lighter. Neither of them was visibly armed, unless they were carrying pistols.
"No security at all," she said.
"No food, no security, no guards, which mean't no prisoners, aye?"
"Right."
"So where'd Doc Isky stash th' usual suspects?"
Cind shook her head. No clues.
"Shall we start lookin't? Knowin't we dinnae want to find?"
And at full dark, they bundled up the surveillance post in silence. Both of them had a pretty good idea where the purged soldiers and officials were. All they had to do was confirm their suspicions.
"Rejected," Iskra stormed. "Rejected. Unable to meet requested quota at this time.
Personnel not available. All patrol elements available for client governments are committed for foreseeable future. What the hell is going on?"
"The Empire is still recovering, sir," Venloe said, his voice most neutral. "There's not exactly the cornucopia available that there was before the war.''
"I am not concerned with the Empire," Iskra said. "What I am concerned about is the absolute failure of the Imperial system to support its ruler. The Emperor chose me to bring The Altaic Cluster back to stability and order. Yet I am denied the tools I must have to accomplish my task."
Venloe thought of saying something—Iskra's massive shopping list had been either arrogant,
ignorant,
or
insane.
Among
other
items
Iskra
had
requested—demanded—were a full division of Imperial Guards for his security, two first-line battle squadrons from the Imperial Navy, and a flat doubling of the AM2
quota for the Altaics, with no justification given on any item other than "to continue the reestablishment of a legal government and public order.''
"Do these bastards want me to fail?"
"I doubt that, doctor."
"The Emperor had best make these bureaucrats aware of one thing. I am certainly the only one who can bring peace to this cluster. My continued success is vital. Not only for my people, but for the Empire, as well. So far, I have been a loyal supporter of Prime World's policies. I doubt if anyone involved with the highest levels of Imperial authority would be happy if I should choose to consider other alternatives."
Venloe, by now, was getting better at covering his reactions to Iskra's pronouncements. This last, however, forced him to suddenly turn his attention to a com screen that was showing nothing particularly important. By the time he turned back to Dr. Iskra, his expression was again bland, pleasing.
He decided, however, that he would not ask Iskra to elaborate. Other alternatives?
Such as what? The shattered Tahn? The ghosts of the dead privy council?
Did the good doctor now think the Emperor needed him more than he needed the Emperor?
That information, once relayed, would certainly produce an interesting reaction.
Venloe did not, however, look forward to relaying it.
Sten had expected to return to mountains of problems and whirlpools of disaster.
Instead:
"Nae problem, boss. Ah did th' important stuff, Cind took th' normal tasks, an'
Otho ignored th' dross. Y' c'd a' stayed on y'r wee vacation another year wi'oot bein't missed."
"Shall we kill him, Cind?" the Bhor rumbled.
"Later."
"You'll have to stand in line," Sten said. "I outrank both of you."
"Why are we not drinking?" Otho said. "To celebrate the return of our warrior-king Sten. Or to celebrate it is the first day of the week, whichever feels more important."
"Because, lad, we're workin't t'night."
Alex, looking smug, indicated that Sten should make the explanation. Sten grinned—the heavy worlder was more than a bit better at keeping Sten's feet buried in firm loam than that slave who was supposed to whisper "This too shall pass" in an imperator's ear during his triumphs. Or whatever the phrase had been.
"That rifle we bugged and let the baddies steal seems to have settled in for the winter," he said. "I think we should exercise visitation rights."
"Hah," Otho said. "Good. I do not truck with these Imperial soldiers. But those two brothers they butchered—they need a blessing sent to hell for them. I hope that rifle is not all alone, concealed in the closet of some pimple-faced alley shooter.''
"I don't think so. It's hidden somewhere in the back of a takeout food store."
Otho grunted in pleasure. "Good. Probably not just a single villain. Snack place, hmm. That's a good cover for lots of people going in, coming out. I will remember that.
"So, this is a group, most likely. Does anyone have a clue who they are murdering for?''
"Not yet. That's one of the things we want."
"How hard do we hit them?"
"I want intelligence," Sten said. "Body count is all right if the place is guarded, but it's distinctly secondary. Cind?"
"Ummm… do you have an overhead on the area? Thanks. Open access to the rear, we'll need one squad. We'll go in with—let's see, another squad for the front, one platoon backup, four in the door. Keep a company in reserve, I guess."
"We will nae' be beggin't assistance frae Colonel Geraty ae his Guardsmen." It was not even a question.
"Absolute negative," Sten said. "I'm assuming there could be a leak from them and sure as hell a leak if we transmit it through the embassy and into Iskra's com link. And if we start pumping secure signals direct to the Guards, somebody might smell something."
"Are you thinking, my Sten, that scrote Iskra has his own private terrorists?''
"Right now, Otho," Sten said, suddenly feeling tired, "I suspect everyone in this clotting cluster of joining or heading up death squads. Except you two."
"An' whae aboot me, boss?"
"Hah. I say again my last. Hah. I know you. Now. Enough frigging about. We'll go in with the Bhor for the terror factor. The Gurkhas stay in reserve."
"They won't like that," Cind said.
"Good. I intend for them to not like it. The way things are going, I think I'm going to need me some very angry young men in the very near future.
"Major Cind, write the ops order. We've got complete dark of the moons by 0245.
We'll move then."
There was only a single light on in the restaurant, in back of the pay counter. Behind the heavy gratings Sten could see that the interior was deserted, as was the street.
"Who'e'er this place is a cover for," Alex whispered, "hae confidence. Nae e'en a watchman. Or else thae found m' bug an' left it i' th' grease trap f'r a wee joke."
"Confidence—or else they've paid for cover. Look." Sten pointed up as a police gravsled hissed slowly over the rooftops.
"Whae aboot them? Or are we irk't enow t' start killin't cops?"
"Otho has orders to put up some flares and airburst some grenades if there's interference," Cind said. "That should suggest the big boys are playing and they'll stay away. But if they escalate, so do we." The com clipped to a loop on the shoulder of her combat vest clicked. "Rear squad's in position. We're ready."
"Then shall we?"
Blur:
Kilgour was up; at waist level, he swung a solid-steel battering ram with two handgrips, as if it were a pumice fake. Impact—and grating and door and jamb pinwheeled into the building. Alex let go, and momentum sent the battering ram with the debris as he ducked out of the way…
Cind thumbed a bester grenade inside…
Eyecover and purpleflash…
Sten spun through the door, back against solid cover, gun sweeping…
Cind rolled in, going flat…
Sten ducked forward, toward the kitchen's entrance…
Kilgour in the shop, covering; Cind up, leapfrogging Sten into the kitchen; Sten moving, Kilgour providing cover…
Back room deserted…
Kilgour up with the battering ram…
"Laraz," Sten shouted. A password to keep them from getting shot…
The door crashing down and dark night outside…
Gun barrels… hairy Bhor faces peering over sights…
"Clear," Sten shouted. "Close up your units, Cind. Keep the reserve platoon across the street.
"Otho. Three troopies!"
"Sir."
"It's o'er here, Skip. Under th' stove."
"Need a hand?"
"Hah."
Kilgour put his weapon down and, seemingly without strain, lifted the huge kitchen range to one side. Stove power lines screeched but did not rupture.
"A wee hidey-hole," he observed, reaching down and pulling up on a small metal ring, inset into the concrete floor. The ring—and floor—lifted smoothly, a counterbalanced trapdoor.
"Y'reka," he observed. "An' Y-not-reka. Boss?"
"Hang on a shake. You three," Sten said to the waiting three gorilla-substitutes. "I want you to tear the place apart. Make it look like somebody's done a rip-away-the-walls search before they found the hiding place. There's no point in giving away all our secrets."
The three Bhor looked at each other. It wasn't as good as killing someone—but at least it was destruction. They went to work happily, smashing and crashing.
"And what do we have?" Sten had to lift his voice over the shatter.
"W hae a typ'cal terrorist's arsenal," Kilgour observed.
Alex was correct—but it was a very large typical terrorist's stash—a basement room nearly three meters on a side, packed with weaponry. The guns were what Sten expected—just what any private thuggery, or, depending whose side they were on, freedom fighter, would secrete: stolen, bought, or purchased sporting arms in a dizzy array of calibers. Military armament, stolen from or contributed by the Jochi army. Two very elderly crew-served support weapons. Six or seven home-built mortars. A few bombs for same. A half case of grenades. Not enough ammunition for all of the guns.
Some knives. Sten thought he even saw a clotting sword. Three or four pistols on a shelf. And two Imperial-issue willyguns.
"Noo, one ae' them's ours," Kilgour said. "But where'd th' other lad come frae?"
"Who knows? Willyguns've been around for a long time," Sten said. "Maybe somebody at the embassy had one before us. Maybe the Third Guard lost one and hasn't realized it yet."
Kilgour tossed one of the sporting rifles up for Sten to examine. Sten then gave it to Cind, who ran a fast, professional eye over it.
"Most of my experience is with real soldiers,'' she said. "This clot is filthy."
"Nae as bad ae most," Kilgour observed. "Most tens ae m' acquaintance hae more time f'r rhetoric thae bore-cleanin't. Boss, w' hae th' cheese noo. Are we haein' public ootcry or whae?"
"We'll blow it in place," Sten decided. "You see anything down there that'd link this to anyone?"
"Negative, skip. Thae's professional enow t' no leave callin't cards. Hello. Whae's this
?"
He passed it up to Sten. This was a pistol—but a pistol that fired AM2 rounds. Sten lifted an eyebrow. The Empire, for obvious reasons, tried to keep as tight a hold on the superlethal willyguns as possible. That held doubly true for pistols, even though that weapon, in fact, was suited only for robberies, last stands, plinking, and parades. For such an arm to be in private hands was most unusual.
And this pistol was even more special. It was anodized with what appeared to be both silver and gold. The grips were some kind of translucent white horn. And the entire weapon had been engraved with scrollwork.
Sten examined the engraving closely—no hunting scenes or beings that might give a clue as to what world this surprise had come from.
"Is there a holster?" he asked.
"Aye. An' ae th' finest. Real leather, Ah'd hazard. No initials, no maker's marks, no nothing."
"This," Cind observed, after she had examined the gun closely, "is something an ambassador might give a ruler. Or the other way around. I wonder if we ran the serial numbers, would we find that the late Imperial ambassador happened to be on the sales roster? Or it's recipient—intended, anyway—someone like the Khaqan?"
"Y' hae th' ball," Kilgour cautioned. "Dinnae be runnin't wi' it, no matter how good th' sup'sition might be. All we hae's a muckety's toy f'r sure. Seems a pity t' destroy somethin' like thae."
"It does," Sten said. "It's fitting for a laird. Keep it, Alex—no. Wait."
Alex grinned, most evilly. He was not even slightly disappointed at the evident loss of his souvenir. "Y' hae a dream?"
"You'll get it next time around,'' Sten said. "When we recover it again. I'd like for that pistol to maybe give us something else. Pull that bug out of the willygun. See if you can plant it in this little beauty."
"Nae problemo, boss."
"Now, when you planted the charges to destroy this assemblage of death," Sten went on, "what happened is that only two of them went off. A third one just burned—but make sure it burned up and the detonator's gone. We don't want to make the scenario so realistic the baddies get some real bangs.
"Since the blast wasn't complete, it destroyed all of the long arms, but blew the pistols up—over there."
"Why," Kilgour complained, "d' all th' schemes start wi' me, th' great powder monk ae th' ages, bein't inept?"
Sten extended his hand, all fingers in a fist except the middle one, which was rigidly extended. "That, Mr. Kilgour, is the only response a drunken, relieved, and stockaded sentry can come up with. Now let's blow this joint before the local yokels hear something or get forced to pay attention."
Kilgour called for a demo pack and started wiring the place. Cind pulled the Bhor outside into a perimeter. Sten left his demo man alone. This wasn't the hardest job Kilgour had ever rigged—among other things, he had once defused a nuclear device under close-range hostile fire and booby-trapped a camel—but it required a bit of concentration.
"How do you know," Cind asked, "that somebody will pick up that pistol and we can track it to another arsenal?"
"I don't—not for sure. But people who make their living around things that go bang seem to get a little wiggy if you show them a trick knife or handgun.
"But I'm hoping for it leading us to something more than just another safe box. I'd be very happy if that lovely, ornate piece ends up in the hands of someone with the authority to appreciate it."
"Like who?"
"Like whoever's running this organization. Which would give us somebody to deal with in the open."
"Sten, you are an evil man."
"You're just saying that to get in my pants."
"This is true. And I'd kiss you, except it'd be bad for discipline."
"Mine or the Bhor?"
"Yours, of course."
But she kissed him anyway.
Venloe tried to read the face on the screen. He could not. "Is that everything?" the man asked. "It is, sir."
It was so silent that Venloe could hear the carrier wave hum. "Do you have any suggestions?" After a pause, Venloe said, "No."
"Go ahead. We must consider all possibilities." The man on the screen touched, as if unconsciously, the center of his chest.
Venloe chose his words carefully. "When you briefed me for this assignment, I asked… about a fallback option."
"And I said I was not prepared to discuss that eventuality. I was not then, and I am not now. My policy is quite firm. Dr. Iskra is to be given the fullest support."
"Yes, sir. I apologize."
Again, silence.
"An apology is not necessary. I do not mean for my servants to be slaves. I want one thing very clear. Dr. Iskra is to be ruler of the Altaic Cluster. That is the primary objective. However… however, what you referred to as a fallback option cannot be ignored. Explore its possibilities and ramifications."
The screen went blank.
Venloe nodded in automatic obedience. And, even though there was no one to hear him, he replied, "Yes, Your Majesty."